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[Virt McPolygon]

Why are you asking here for help? Help yourself by finding someone to fuck.

 

[Starfield]

also there is no help for you. May god have mercy on your soul

 

[NecrosaroIII]

the goal is to get yourself get jerked off..

My wife helps, but I gotta beg usually.

 

[The Hamburglar]

My wife's boyfriend loves mine.

Are you neil?

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[Starfield]

My wife helps, but I gotta beg usually.

I know that feel bro

 

[nush]

I had a girlfriend that would at least offer me a hand or blow job when it was rag week. Good times.

 

[quickwhips]

Start working out since you have time. Get jacked and then girls will just jack you off instead.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

 

[teezzy]

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Tights>butt>tits thread

 

[Nikana]

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Get a gf. Or use an escort service. Workout. Maybe all of those at once.

 

[The Hamburglar]

Can't you use tinder to get some pie?

you butt ugly or one of these Reee types that doesn't know how to interact with people.

 

[OverHeat]

Keep on fapping OP!!!

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

The Handy — Sex toy that revolutionizes masturbation

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[Mossybrew]

I'm all for taking care of business but 7 times a day is a borderline mental health issue. Find something else to do man.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Get a gf. Or use an escort service. Workout. Maybe all of those at once.

Yeah get a gf at the gym and while you fuck her get a escort as well.

 

[Lionel Richie]

Lionel Richie alt!

Now that would make for some deep ops considering that's the guy behind the classic "media created fake hype for Hades" thread.

 

[bucyou]

i missed weekendgaf

 

[epicnemesis]

Yep. Bluetooth controlled too. Just give the access to someone you trust.

Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in

The Chinese maker of the toy has updated the app involved, but some users remain at risk.

www.bbc.com

What. The. Fuck.

This thing had to be invented by Tiger Wood's ex wife.

 

[John Day]

Live the Vegas life, pay an escort and go wild. Use condoms though.

 

[nush]

Get a gf. Or use an escort service. Workout. Maybe all of those at once.

 

[BaneIsPain]

Take a hot shower or go for pushups until your hands tired.

 

[poppabk]

If you are ornery all the time maybe try masturbating you are probably sexually frustrated.

 

[Belmonte]

Get a girlfriend OP.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Why are you asking here for help? Help yourself by finding someone to fuck.

Solid point, although, It's a bit difficult to do that whilst socially distanced and in lockdown.

I totally wouldn't have been finding someone anyway, but I have an excuse now. Nice.

 

[teezzy]

<3

 

[rapid32.5]

Enjoy while it lasts, there will be a day when you would want to go back in time.

 

[Tschumi]

I remember this happened to me.

Turns out it was procrastination.

Go outdoors more, take up whittling.

 

[luffie]

Remember 42 is the number of wanks that will kill you, you still have a long way to go op.

 

[bucyou]

go see a silicone sister with a manager mister

she'll tell you that you got what it takes

 

[pramod]

Maybe buy a sex doll?

Or you can let yourself get hit by a car and fall into a coma for 15 years and wake up when you're 40+ and by then you've lost most of those raging hormones.

 

[Rien]

7 wanks a day tho

 

[MGHA]

7 a day lol thats nothing

 

[Cyberpunkd]

4-5 more years and it will start sorting itself out so don't worry.

Mid-30s here, no it doesn't. OP needs a gf.

 

[Goro Majima]

Your future OP:

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[Rentahamster]

Hornry?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

maybe nofap a while, to see if you still can

 

[nush]

Hornry?

 

[Rentahamster]

Makes sense

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I only do it like once a day, maybe twice a day if I'm really feeling it. But I usually skip multiple days and don't even think about it. I'm 34, so that might be my sex drive dying down, though. 7 times a day is something I've never done, so I feel sorry for you, OP. Your penis must be raw as fuck by now unless you're using some good ass lotion. Find some hobbies.

 

[Rockondevil]

The Handy — Sex toy that revolutionizes masturbation

www.thehandy.com

Thanks!

 

[Kadayi]

Every hour, on the hour here. Every 30 minutes on Saturdays.

 

[Peggies]

i'am 26yo, single, work part time, and i am beating my meat 7 times a day
i am basically horny all the fucking time
if i am at work, all i am thinking is how hard i am and how much i can't wait to get back home and stoke that bitch until it cries for help

help me please
i am living this life

OP: how the fuck did you get that reaction score?

Thanks for the video! I had to laugh a lot.

 

[MMaRsu]

Wtf is a coomer and wtf is cooming


Cant yall just say im cumming and Im a cummer
Nah its gotta be some stupid boomer type shit.

Retarded american shit

 

[ScarletSpider]

OP is turning his shit into elephant skin, 7 times a day holy fuck

that's cool tho