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[Kamina]

Jeah. You dont know it? You should try it one day.

I’m afraid my wife doesnt play it that way, and neither do I

 

[GeorgPrime]

I’m afraid my wife doesnt play it that way, and neither do I

I guess i chose the right pokeball xD

 

[Kamina]

I guess i chose the right pokeball xD

My pokeball is fine, also my pokeballs would not be able to keep up anyway.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

how about your pokeshaft

 

[nkarafo]

Oh so i'm not the only one.

I was kinda worried.

 

[Redneckerz]

You just need to employ Variable Rate Wanking and use Adaptive Fappening to balance the reconstruction of the pixels you are sending off.

 

[Redlancet]

i have the solution,fuck two or three times a day like me,problem solved

 

[SirTerry-T]

I've been there. I find that sometimes these things form positive feedback cycles. In this case, you're horny, you watch a ton of porn and jerk off and so you feel hornier, etc. Maybe try limiting yourself and getting a real hobby you can dive into.

 

[StormCell]

First thought: Well, your testosterone levels and fluid quantities must be good. I don't know if I ever approached that many times in a day, but 7 is the number of completion!

Second thought: You gotta spend more time talking to girls. You'll get used to being horny all the time without any reprieve, but eventually you'll find one who will run you to death, boy!

Last thought: People talking about doing it multiple times a day every day... if you have full time jobs and such, how do you find time for all that action?? Does your house remain in a state of wrecked while you're getting busy in your free time? Just curious...

 

[Classicrockfan]

Next time you get the need look at this

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Her tits are massive.

 

[MaestroMike]

i have the solution,fuck two or three times a day like me,problem solved

whattabout four times a day or is that too much?

 

[MaestroMike]

First thought: Well, your testosterone levels and fluid quantities must be good. I don't know if I ever approached that many times in a day, but 7 is the number of completion!

Second thought: You gotta spend more time talking to girls. You'll get used to being horny all the time without any reprieve, but eventually you'll find one who will run you to death, boy!

Last thought: People talking about doing it multiple times a day every day... if you have full time jobs and such, how do you find time for all that action?? Does your house remain in a state of wrecked while you're getting busy in your free time? Just curious...

i haven't been horny in DAYZ libido is

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[haxan7]

JokerMM
Humans aren't meant to be happy, we aren't wired for it. If you were getting laid all the time you'd want a break from that too, the same way you want a break from not getting laid. We have to find a moderation to stay in equilibrium. Right now you are wanking your own balls too dry.

 

[Jeff Spicoli]

Hit the gym

No wait, that's for a hearthbreak

 

[West Texas CEO]

I found a gif to help you guys with blue balls. This should help ease your problems:

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Son of a bitch. I never realized how freaking hot Rihanna is until this very moment. *runs to Bing image search and grabs the Jergens bottle*

 

[GeorgPrime]

Hit the gym

No wait, that's for a hearthbreak

Hit the gym works for everything

- End of toxic relationship
- many cases of Depression ( i cured mine with it)
- Heartbreak
- Too much energy
- Not enough energy
- gaining better health
- Feeling better yourself
- Gain more confidence
- Lose weight
- Gain weight


xD

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Next time you get the need look at this

A paper bag solves this problem.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Next time you get the need look at this

 

[JokerMM]

brothers, i just got this

there will be no sleeping tonight boy

 

[Richard Packer]

brothers, i just got this

there will be no sleeping tonight boy

Fuck why'd I click that link.

 

[Rentahamster]

only 20 bison bucks what a deal

 

[Northeastmonk]

brothers, i just got this

there will be no sleeping tonight boy

You could have bought a blow machine. or a V8.

Honestly, be sure to monitor that because supposedly it doesn’t help when you actually go to have actual sex. My wife’s ex husband’s ex wife (on his 2nd divorce) said he turned into a banana and it was bending because he did it too often. That’s way more information than I actually wanted to know, but that’s what you get when you’re in a relationship with someone.

 

[haxan7]

brothers, i just got this

there will be no sleeping tonight boy

I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[King_Mandu]

OP in the truck.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

YOu are doing it wrong. You have to put your penis in the mouth piece not the penis in your mouth.

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

brothers, i just got this

there will be no sleeping tonight boy

Looks like something from John Carpenters The Thing

 

[TheContact]

i'am 26yo, single, work part time, and i am beating my meat 7 times a day
i am basically horny all the fucking time

same here and i'm 34 (not 7 times a day but maybe like 3-4)
i've always had a high sex drive i kinda hope it goes away soon

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

same here and i'm 34 (not 7 times a day but maybe like 3-4)
i've always had a high sex drive i kinda hope it goes away soon

NEVER!

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

Fuck why'd I click that link.

What's the problem, is your wallet $20 lighter?

 

[Facism]

 

[lukilladog]

“Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.”

— Christopher Hitchens

 

[bucyou]

The penis -- if you think about it -- is the most enterprising engineering feat imaginable -- a cantilevered structure, hydraulics, propulsion, pistons, compression, inflation, heat sensitive -- practically every engineering characteristic -- towers, draw-bridges, rocket-ships -- no man-made engineering structure to match it.

 

[Richard Packer]

What's the problem, is your wallet $20 lighter?

I'm not racist so it's $100 lighter.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

I’m afraid my wife doesnt play it that way, and neither do I

Bull!!

 

[T8SC]