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[buizel]

My wife's boyfriend loves mine.

My boyfriend's wife loves mine

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[Jeff Spicoli]

Well, it's Not that hard (lol).
Pay a prostitute, open Tinder or something

 

[Dirk Benedict]

My wife's boyfriend loves mine.

Yo. How's the Bull? Well Fed? Ground and Pound? Inquiring minds would like to know!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Yo. How's the Bull? Well Fed? Ground and Pound? Inquiring minds would like to know!

 

[Dirk Benedict]

Come join us.

Cooking GAF: OT

Thought I’d just humble brag my way through motivating myself to cook more at home by bringing friends along for the ride. Let’s post what you just cooked in this thread GAF! First up for me Brioche Day! A. French Toast B. Croque Madame with the leftover French Toast

www.neogaf.com

 

[West Texas CEO]

Come join us.

Cooking GAF: OT

Thought I’d just humble brag my way through motivating myself to cook more at home by bringing friends along for the ride. Let’s post what you just cooked in this thread GAF! First up for me Brioche Day! A. French Toast B. Croque Madame with the leftover French Toast

www.neogaf.com

You got it!

 

[Peggies]

So, how's everybody's hornryness today?

 

[GeekyDad]

Well, at my age and current health condition, I don't really have many sexual urges anymore. Food is my new pleasure. That being said, just like with anything you enjoy, you gotta be reasonable. I'd recommend reigning that shit in, man. Enjoy yourself, sure, but don't be abusive to your body.

 

[teezzy]

So, how's everybody's hornryness today?

 

[Elektro Demon]

My friend, I know how you feel. It's hard on the hand. That's why you need to order yourself this bad boy.

 

[Peggies]

 

[bucyou]

 

[Peggies]

Now that is sick! Sick!

 

[teezzy]

 

[bucyou]

Now that is sick! Sick!

post#161 is sick

this was just impeccable timing and comedic delivery


edit: also giggling that OP is probably going to jerk off later inspired by a cartoon fox catching a money shot

 

[Peggies]

post#161 is sick

this was just impeccable timing and comedic delivery


edit: also giggling that OP is probably going to jerk off later inspired by a cartoon fox catching a money shot

 

[EverydayBeast]

Jerking one out works great you can get horny anywhere.

 

[Stouffers]

You’re all degenerates

 

[Cleared_Hot]

How about stop. Start going for runs instead

 

[Ten_Fold]

If you got money OP, go find your local escorts and have at it, or go to a massage parlor.

 

[Kev Kev]

I'M AS HORNY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

 

[nush]

I'M AS HORNY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Have a wank.

 

[Ian Henry]

WTF.
Some shit you should keep to yourself. Lay off the meats. Socialize and find other purposes.

 

[Virt McPolygon]

WTF.
Some shit you should keep to yourself. Lay off the meats. Socialize and find other purposes.

Lay off the meats? Are you talking about Arby's?

 

[Ian Henry]

Lay off the meats? Are you talking about Arby's?

That too.

 

[Rentahamster]

Lay off the meats? Are you talking about Arby's?

There is an overabundance of horsey sauce, that's for sure.

 

[Stouffers]

Lay off the meats? Are you talking about Arby's?

 

[MaestroMike]

eat more beans (sh!t works!)

 

[Stouffers]

I had a buddy in HS whose dad would eat raw ground beef out the carton. He’s still around 25 years later.

 

[nush]

I had a buddy in HS whose dad would eat raw ground beef out the carton. He’s still around 25 years later.

I've eaten raw beef at a sushi/teppanyaki restaurant. Was good.

​

 

[Stouffers]

I've eaten raw beef at a sushi/teppanyaki restaurant. Was good.

​

Ground beef out the carton from Winn Dixie might be a bit different

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

This thread makes me all happy inside.

Now I need to beat my meat stick.

 

[haxan7]

My pepe is sore from having sex all day. The life of a chad

 

[West Texas CEO]

This thread makes me all happy inside.

Now I need to beat my meat stick.

 

[buizel]

I had a buddy in HS whose dad would eat raw ground beef out the carton. He’s still around 25 years later.

Quite common health meal- raw beef with raw cracked egg on it

 

[The Pleasure]

I can stop your horniness. Build my ikea eket crates.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I can stop your horniness. Build my ikea eket crates.

he will have plenty of makeshift glue

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

he will have plenty of makeshift glue

Call that muthafucka’ sticky fingerz.

 

[Kamina]

Now just take a moment and think about that there are girls that have the same problem. Young college students.
Every day they are just so horny that they need to slide their hands down between their legs and stroke their moist and warm snatches. Just picture that.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Now just take a moment and think about that there are girls that have the same problem. Young college students.
Every day they are just so horny that they need to slide their hands down between their legs and stroke their moist and warm snatches. Just picture that.

 

[michaelwilson888]

Find a gf or at least a girl for night , I guess it's not so hard. Or try to work more if you have a lot of time to think about it and you have power to do it 7 times a day(Can't imagine how it possible lol), you probably don't work enough

 

[GeorgPrime]

Find a gf or at least a girl for night , I guess it's not so hard. Or try to work more if you have a lot of time to think about it and you have power to do it 7 times a day(Can't imagine how it possible lol), you probably don't work enough

WHen i was younger i was able to bang my girl like 5 times in one night. Now growing older iam happy if my wife doesnt want more than 2 times a day lol

 

[michaelwilson888]

WHen i was younger i was able to bang my girl like 5 times in one night. Now growing older iam happy if my wife doesnt want more than 2 times a day lol

I guess 3 times is enough for both always From physical side it is possible but I after 3d time I don't even want to But 5 times sounds strong lol.

 

[Stouffers]

I’m good with 1-2 times a week. Everyday seems a bit much.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I guess 3 times is enough for both always From physical side it is possible but I after 3d time I don't even want to But 5 times sounds strong lol.

I was young and horny *lol* and she was horny all the time. xD

After 3rd time iam dead xD

 

[michaelwilson888]

I was young and horny *lol* and she was horny all the time. xD

After 3rd time iam dead xD

Same dude

 

[008]

7 times a day? Man your cock must resemble a peperami by now.

I was thinking his cock is full of blisters

 

[Kamina]

WHen i was younger i was able to bang my girl like 5 times in one night. Now growing older iam happy if my wife doesnt want more than 2 times a day lol

Is this real life?

 

[GeorgPrime]

Is this real life?

Jeah. You dont know it? You should try it one day.