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[ManofOne]

Have you tried pornhub

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[E-Cat]

I cannot even physically come 7 times a day. I think 3-4 times is my record. And even then, I will have to wait a couple of days until it starts to feel good again. 6 days between wanks is the optimal for pleasure.

 

[Spukc]

Just use bing.com

type in HUGE FUCKING TITS

and there you go

thanks for nothing dude

 

[Peggies]

OP:

Give us a sign you're OK, dude. Can't just leave us hanging here.

 

[Hotty Botty]

Tights>butt>tits thread

Small bobs > milf > butt > tits > tights thread

 

[Nikana]

Small bobs > milf > butt > tits > tights thread

Reported

 

[M1chl]

Do you have nice Jaw tho?

 

[Draef the Badger]

Get some Monosodium Glutamate.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

7 times a day? Man your cock must resemble a peperami by now.

 

[GeorgPrime]

i'am 26yo, single, work part time, and i am beating my meat 7 times a day
i am basically horny all the fucking time
if i am at work, all i am thinking is how hard i am and how much i can't wait to get back home and stoke that bitch until it cries for help

help me please
i am living this life

I can help you.

Just click on the Tits Thread.

 

[The Hamburglar]

I’d buy that for a dollar

 

[nush]

I’d buy that for a dollar

But it's only ten dollars for evry ting you wan.

 

[GAMETA]

I think my record is 6, and it was back when I was a teenager and had the rare access to a certain VHS tape...

7 a day everyday is crazy, man

 

[Kadayi]

OP is turning his shit into elephant skin, 7 times a day holy fuck

Indeed. Death Grip in full effect.

https://www.healthline.com/health/death-grip-syndrome#real-or-fake

 

[Astral Dog]

You need some Jesus in your life
Have you tried yoga or meditation, focus that energy on something beautiful!

 

[Durask]

The Handy — Sex toy that revolutionizes masturbation

www.thehandy.com

Max speed: 10 strokes per second

This is kinda scary

 

[*Nightwing]

You need some Jesus in your life
Have you tried yoga or meditation, focus that energy on something beautiful!

You mention Jesus but you seem like a sadist to me:

Yoga is gasoline to the flame in the lions in this case

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

You mention Jesus but you seem like a sadist to me:

Yoga is gasoline to the flame in the lions in this case

second one is hot as fuck

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Try a mixture of complex PTSS, ADD, BDD, ASS, OCD, Depression, Anxiety, some sleep and eating disorder and don't (!!!) forget a dependence on alchohol and benzos; they're most important

It may subdue your longings but look on the bright side; memory doenst exist!!!

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

Try a mixture of complex PTSS, ADD, BDD, ASS, OCD, Depression, Anxiety, some sleep and eating disorder and don't (!!!) forget a dependence on alchohol and benzos; they're most important

It may subdue your longings but look on the bright side; memory doenst exist!!!

Can I get these on trading212?

 

[Paulxo87]

if u got testosterone like that hit the gym and you'll be smashing the real flesh in no time. don't be like the average 26 year olds your age who are fat and bald already.

 

[V1LÆM]

thanks for nothing dude

change your safe search settings idiot

 

[Peggies]

What about heroin or crack? I heard they're great way to ruin your libido (and everything else but hey, gotta make a choice here).

 

[Fortunate_Son]

Bruh... At least you're not like me. I do believe 7 times a day is a lot. When I was single - I don't think I've ever hit 7 times a day but I definitely wanked-off quite a bit myself. Sometimes 4-5 times a day IIRC.

The one suggestion I can give is - keep your mind occupied. Exercise; running would be a good one. Eas-to-do and can keep your mind off it easily.

Get a hobby? Gaming? Or do what I do which is the best medication for it - get a good pair of headphones and listen to music constantly and sleep. It works.

I also need advice - is it very fucked up if I still masturbate and I am married? My sex life is not very active. We have sex once or twice a week due to both our schedules being busy. Is that fucked? So then I just masturbate. Sometimes - I rather just wank off instead of asking my wife to have sex. Fucked right?

 

[DESTROYA]

OP:

Give us a sign you're OK, dude. Can't just leave us hanging here.

OP forgot about this thread after the fifth spank of the day and is now napping.

 

[Madevil]

I’d buy that for a dollar

 

[JokerMM]

hi

i have masturbated exactly 9 times since i made this thread, posting this with my right hand holding my dick

send help

bye

 

[*Nightwing]

hi

i have masturbated exactly 9 times since i made this thread, posting this with my right hand holding my dick

send help

bye

A little Bee Arthur sedative for you, Hang in there!

 

[teezzy]

hi

i have masturbated exactly 9 times since i made this thread, posting this with my right hand holding my dick

send help

bye

I jerk off a lot too dude

It's chill

 

[Peggies]

---

hi

i have masturbated exactly 9 times since i made this thread, posting this with my right hand holding my dick

send help

bye

 

[UnNamed]

Is that you OP?

 

[DragoonKain]

OP at work

 

[The Hamburglar]

But it's only ten dollars for evry ting you wan.

1 dollar in 1970s is 10 today my friend.

inflation working out for the working man for once.

 

[thefool]

Being busy helps. I'm less horny now than when I was 26 but there are times when I'm horny for stupidly long periods of time.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

thanks for nothing dude

are you 12

 

[JimmyRustler]

How is that even possible? Even as a horny teen I didn‘t do more than 3 time a day.

Should point you to my Ex. She wanted to fuck all the time. It was exhausting.

But for real... Do sports. Knock yourself out big time. You just won‘t have the energy any more.

 

[nush]

Sometimes - I rather just wank off instead of asking my wife to have sex. Fucked right?

No, sometimes it be like that and you just want a wank with some quality porn in peace.

 

[Rentahamster]

Should point you to my Ex. She wanted to fuck all the time. It was exhausting.

That sounds awesome.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

I jerk off a lot too dude

It's chill

 

[Virt McPolygon]

OP, what kind of a job do you have? Curious how you'd be horny during work.

 

[bucyou]

Spoiler

sorry for making it #10 today

 

[Rentahamster]

OP, what kind of a job do you have? Curious how you'd be horny during work.

Federal Boobie Inspector

 

[DeepBreath87]

Bruh... At least you're not like me. I do believe 7 times a day is a lot. When I was single - I don't think I've ever hit 7 times a day but I definitely wanked-off quite a bit myself. Sometimes 4-5 times a day IIRC.

The one suggestion I can give is - keep your mind occupied. Exercise; running would be a good one. Eas-to-do and can keep your mind off it easily.

Get a hobby? Gaming? Or do what I do which is the best medication for it - get a good pair of headphones and listen to music constantly and sleep. It works.

I also need advice - is it very fucked up if I still masturbate and I am married? My sex life is not very active. We have sex once or twice a week due to both our schedules being busy. Is that fucked? So then I just masturbate. Sometimes - I rather just wank off instead of asking my wife to have sex. Fucked right?

As a fellow married dude, I can just tell you that no one can answer that question for you. I will tell you that if you’re asking it, I can assume you hide it from your wife. That’s not good, obviously. I’m sure you know that though. But it’s tough because basically all of us here are men, so we can understand. Only you can really know. But I think if you want to stop, you’d have to talk to your wife about improving your sex life somehow.

 

[nush]

I can assume you hide it from your wife.

What are you supposed to do, put on some porn and start beating off in front of her? Or tell her what a great wank you had today when she comes home?

 

[DeepBreath87]

What are you supposed to do, put on some porn and start beating off in front of her? Or tell her what a great wank you had today when she comes home?

Haha I mean maybe. There are couples that are all right with porn. But it is a difficult subject to discuss for most people.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[nush]

Op needs this though;

 

[Marvel]

What are you supposed to do, put on some porn and start beating off in front of her? Or tell her what a great wank you had today when she comes home?

Yes.