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[Nymphae]

Ah, GAF ass defender numero uno is arriving to the scene..

How was your toejam this morning

 

[Richard Packer]

LOL, perv.

Show them the real stuff.

 

[Nymphae]

Triggered af

I guess I wouldn't be into ass as much either if my wife's ass was riddled with pimples and smelled like shit

 

[Cunth]

I guess I wouldn't be into ass as much either if my wife's ass was riddled with pimples and smelled like shit

I’m sure your bfs butt is fine

 

[notseqi]

porque no los dos?

small tits and nice ass for me, please
fondle her bum bum while sucking her tits
bunda lyfe

 

[Stiflers Mom]

How was your toejam this morning

Amazing.
How was your butthole crust? As crunchy as last time?

 

[Nymphae]

Amazing.
How was your butthole crust? As crunchy as last time?

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter guy but yeah it was delish

 

[navii]

A good ass almost always means everything else will be good too.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

maybe it's too much plastic that's the problem. look at some vintage butts.

 

[Cunth]

I feel nothing

 

[Stiflers Mom]

maybe it's too much plastic that's the problem. look at some vintage butts.

Before land whale butts were the dominant ass form.

(I'd take second from the right.)

 

[Goro Majima]

maybe it's too much plastic that's the problem. look at some vintage butts.

2 and 3

 

[cormack12]

 

[The Cockatrice]

Nice to look at, nice to grab, nice to pound but eating and licking is indeed kinda disgusting even after a shower. The amount of germs is ugh. Most people think eating ass is just as easy as porn so unless your gf bleaches and disinfects her ass constantly I would not go near it with my tongue.

 

[Jtibh]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

Its all about you again isnt it.

Stop talking about your butt

 

[teezzy]

Fuck you..

Also, feet and butts go so well together.

I don't understand tits, though...

They are for babies.

It's the perfect combo imho. Butts and barefoot.

Like you just sorta switch between the three. Awesome picture btw.

 

[teezzy]

I eat ass and suck toes on the first date.

FIGHT ME BITCH

 

[DESTROYA]

I eat ass and suck toes on the first date.

FIGHT ME BITCH

Fight brap for the Toe Sucking Champion belt.

 

[teezzy]

Fight brap for the Toe Sucking Champion belt.

Women are born with two feet for a reason. It's called sharing.

 

[Batiman]

Tits are for teens.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Tits are for teens.

Okay, "Batiman".

 

[DESTROYA]

Women are born with two feet for a reason. It's called sharing.

Do you actually want to be next to brap doing your thing ?

 

[Elektro Demon]

I like both and I like em big.

 

[GAMETA]

Are you a virgin, OP?

Legit question.

 

[The Janitor]

I feel nothing

 

[Nester99]

I am an equal opportunity squeezer

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I think it's the girl's personality that matters most....

Just fucking kidding

Tits over ass anyday and erryday!

 

[Rival]

W

 

[autoduelist]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

You just don't like the competition from butth.

 

[manfestival]

Cunth You telling me that seeing a flat or negative booty on a lady isn't horrifying to you? I will also concede that fake/huge butts are gross.

 

[teezzy]

Are you a virgin, OP?

Legit question.

Depends if he's ever picked up his socks or not.

 

[teezzy]

Do you actually want to be next to brap doing your thing ?

He'd be way more opposed to it than I would, I'll tell you that much.

 

[Grinchy]

What I don't get is guys who aren't into it all. Legs, ass, tits, and axe wounds. Maybe I'm just too easy to please, but they all tingle my pringle.

 

[Nehezir]

I'm sorry, but there just isn't room on this earth for bitches who don't eat ass

 

[Soy Boy]

Raise your game

 

[epicnemesis]

It’s fine that people are attracted to butt, but I don’t understand why anyone would cross the cleftal horizon. Let the exit hole stay an exit hole.

 

[Tesseract]

Raise your game

3 posts and you are already a legend

 

[diffusionx]

Poop comes out of them, gross

 

[Senua]

I love butts I just don't get the attraction to huge injected Kardashian butts, absolutely vile.

 

[Richard Packer]

I love butts I just don't get the attraction to huge injected Kardashian butts, absolutely vile.

Having a big pecker helps.

 

[ZywyPL]

Proud #TeamButt representative here. The thing is, if you think about it, it's really fucking hard to find good tits, with the right shape, the right size, without too big nipples, and even if you find ones the gravity will eventually strike in, whereas butts are always nice to both touch and to look at, all it takes is a bit of squats or any physical activity.

 

[Senua]

Having a big pecker helps.

I'm a honky

 

[notseqi]

Having a big pecker helps.

Ya, ram it in that silicon wall, be a good boy.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Do I want to see an ass jiggling or tits bouncing while doggy stylin?

Yes.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Girls, women, ladies work hard on them definitely show them in warmer weather

 

[DESTROYA]

Girls, women, ladies work hard on them definitely show them in warmer weather

What do bots now about asses ?

 

[Elcid]

I love it all. I suck tits (and breast milk from the tap), toes, eat pussy and ass. I don’t give a fuck.

 

[T8SC]

Where is Sir-Mix-A-Lot when you need him?

 

[teezzy]

I love it all. I suck tits (and breast milk from the tap), toes, eat pussy and ass. I don’t give a fuck.

I licked the underside of a chick's knee once. She was actually really into it lol.

 

[Compsiox]

I love it all. I suck tits (and breast milk from the tap), toes, eat pussy and ass. I don’t give a fuck.

Is there any straight or bi male that doesn't love tits? I love ass but tits are definitely good too.