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[Nehezir]

Is there any straight or bi male that doesn't love tits? I love ass but tits are definitely good too.

I'm not repelled by them but I'm rarely really wild for them

 

[teezzy]

WHat about dude tits?

 

[Cunth]

what about adesanya's right tit

 

[Super Mario]

Tits are by far the best. Asses are nice, but not these disgusting bags of cottage cheese being strung together by a pair of jeans that is one size too small.

 

[Richard Packer]

what about adesanya's right tit

Can I get some pics?

 

[Cunth]

 

[Richard Packer]

Whose tit am I looking at?

 

[BertleTheTurtle]

This. And more of it!

Serious question. Do you only come to GAF when you're horny? Because I know you can't post about this stuff on reeee.

 

[Stouffers]

hips are under-appreciated

 

[TaySan]

Serious question. Do you only come to GAF when you're horny? Because I know you can't post about this stuff on reeee.

Nah, but butt topics seem to be the rage on GAF at the moment. I wouldn't post any different if it was on ERA.

 

[West Texas CEO]

but butt topics

Outstanding.

 

[BertleTheTurtle]

Nah, but butt topics seem to be the rage on GAF at the moment. I wouldn't post any different if it was on ERA.

Sure, you wouldn't.

You'd be banned for "boys club rhetoric" in 5mins or less.

See exhibit a:

Dutch researchers find antibodies against coronavirus in breast milk News - COVID

Translated from the OG source by Teller Report. Original Dutch source: https://www.nu.nl/coronavirus/6071790/nederlandse-onderzoekers-vinden-antistoffen-tegen-coronavirus-in-moedermelk.html

www.resetera.com

 

[bitbydeath]

Ppl need to start posting sources

 

[Compsiox]

Sure, you wouldn't.

You'd be banned for "boys club rhetoric" in 5mins or less.

See exhibit a:

Dutch researchers find antibodies against coronavirus in breast milk News - COVID

Translated from the OG source by Teller Report. Original Dutch source: https://www.nu.nl/coronavirus/6071790/nederlandse-onderzoekers-vinden-antistoffen-tegen-coronavirus-in-moedermelk.html

www.resetera.com

I like how one person on didn't get banned or warned for doing the same thing as everyone else.

 

[Kamina]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

What sense does a forum make if not for boy's club rhetoric?

 

[Cunth]

hey who put that clickbait tag on here. we making ad revenue here!

 

[GymWolf]

Raise your game

He probably need a blue pill for that.

 

[Spukc]

hey who put that clickbait tag on here. we making ad revenue here!

My only logical explanation for this is that the mods of neogaf are stadia fans

 

[West Texas CEO]

What do bots now about asses ?

What do you "now" about spelling?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Cunth are you Irish

This needs some Prison School intervention

Again, dude lied to get on the principal's good side. That guy likes literally anything.

 

[Mato]

Bad boobs can always be fixed, a bad ass is bad forever.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Buttocks 👁 👁

 

[Slings and Arrows]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

Puffter eh? Little bummer boy.

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

Nah, but butt topics seem to be the rage on GAF at the moment. I wouldn't post any different if it was on ERA.

Can you link a single post you've made complimenting a woman's body part that didn't get you banned? I'll even take a post about an ankle.

 

[DESTROYA]

What do you "now" about spelling?

Oh now I missed a k .

 

[#Phonepunk#]

why are people interested in butts? one theory is that it is instinctual. the hips are very important for reproduction, wide hips meaning a good chance the child will survive. so when looking for a potential mate, wide hips are important. a big butt = good for the future of humanity.

just as well, many have theorized about it's aesthetic similarity to the titties (many critics of the butt's importance itt helpfully point out their preference for tits). both are big, round, bouncy (due to the presence of fat). for heterosexual men they are eye-magnets that make it difficult to look away.

similarly they are positioned on the body at somewhat complementary symmetrical locations for easy access during sex. this makes them primary organs to hold onto when engaging from the front or the back.

finally, there is something about curvey shapes. many cultures and traditions teach that the circle is the most powerful of shapes. imo we could attribute this to the above facts of biology & sexuality.

 

[BadBurger]

You know Cunth I really liked you before this thread but now I just don't know. Imagine we are two Jedis and we're battling some great Sith lord. We're knocked down and a lightsaber falls between us. Before I'd have Force pushed it into your hands. Now? You don't like ass? You might be the enemy.

 

[008]

How could you prefer butts to tits? let me list the negatives of butts:

- no nipples, so nothing to suck
- prone to pimples from being sweaty and sat on all day long
- smells like poo
- residual poo

i dont get it.

You’re married with kids. You ain’t sucking or fucking new nipples and ass.

 

[SpiceRacz]

I love it all. I suck tits (and breast milk from the tap), toes, eat pussy and ass. I don’t give a fuck.

 

[Raven117]

Before I'd have Force pushed it into your hands. Now? You don't like ass? You might be the enemy.

Needs to be an avatar tag.

 

[eddie4]

Do you even sex bro?

 

[Compsiox]

Again, dude lied to get on the principal's good side. That guy likes literally anything.

Doesn't matter. A convincing point was still made

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Doesn't matter. A convincing point was still made

To save his own ass.

ASS!

Spoiler

 

[Tesseract]

Bad boobs can always be fixed, a bad ass is bad forever.

~ shigeru miyamoto, 1643

 

[UnNamed]

Butt is the barycenter of a human body. Nice ass means good proportion in a body. You can have bad tits or no tits and a good ass, you are still good looknig, but if you have nice tits and a flat ass, you're fucked, or you are Brie Larson.

 

[Compsiox]

To save his own ass.

ASS!

Spoiler

Well you got me!

Spoiler

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Tits are lies.

They might look good in a bra, but when you whip it off, those titties turn in to what looks like two carrier bags full of sick.

 

[Stouffers]

Tits are lies.

They might look good in a bra, but when you whip it off, those titties turn in to what looks like two carrier bags full of sick.

I’ve never experienced a wacky-titted lady. All of my intimate encounters have had nipples of acceptable size, shape and placement with the appropriate symmetry.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ve never experienced a wacky-titted lady. All of my intimate encounters have had nipples of acceptable size, shape and placement with the appropriate symmetry.

I've been fortunate enough to see 2 pairs of world-class norks and unfortunate enough to see tits that resembled two fried-eggs hanging from a nail.

We had to stop after a few minutes of cowgirl because she had carpet burns on her nipples. (not really, but it paints a picture)

 

[Stouffers]

I've been fortunate enough to see 2 pairs of world-class norks and unfortunate enough to see tits that resembled two fried-eggs hanging from a nail.

We had to stop after a few minutes of cowgirl because she had carpet burns on her nipples. (not really, but it paints a picture)

Don’t you have a pre sex screening process?

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Don’t you have a pre sex screening process?

Do they have a pulse, are they toilet trained, can i put my arms around them and still touch my fingers.

1st and 3rd are not show stoppers.

 

[Richard Packer]

I'll even take a post about an ankle.

Me too.

 

[Elcid]

Me too.

You really are into ankles aren’t ya?

 

[Richard Packer]

You really are into ankles aren’t ya?

Stop tormenting me.

 

[Stouffers]

You really are into ankles aren’t ya?

I hear cankles are more giving in bed.

 

[Richard Packer]

I hear cankles are more giving in bed.

 

[Stouffers]

I’m a skintag-slag

 

[eddie4]

I don't understand how can you not like a nice attractive ass. What, do you have sex with your wife in the missionary position and tell her how beautiful her soul is, while she calls you a brave little soldier. Please stop.

 

[and 3 others]

I don't understand how can you not like a nice attractive ass. What, do you have sex with your wife in the missionary position and tell her how beautiful her soul is, while she calls you a brave little soldier. Please stop.

I'm 1000% an ass man and prefer missionary...