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[kazuyamishima]

Threads like this one are why I'm paying internet and coming to GAF.

 

[Dacvak]

An AI thread.

Oh, in that case

 

[DeepEnigma]

I think it should be based on Japanese history

 

[Topher]

2004 SystemWars was a legendary forum lol

It was fun as hell. Everyone knew what they were getting into on that forum so mods just let it fly for the most part.

 

[Topher]

 

[SEGAvangelist]

It was fun as hell. Everyone knew what they were getting into on that forum so mods just let it fly for the most part.

I want an unmoderated console wars thread. Could get scary.

 

[Hoddi]

'Sony phonies' gets my vote for now.

I was going to say lemmings but it kinda works against both Xbox and Playstation fans. Makes for good PCMR fodder though.

 

[Kings Field]

Blue Balls

 

[mejin]

Rat Slayer

 

[DeepEnigma]

I want an unmoderated console wars thread. Could get scary.

I think we had one, but it just can't be contained.

|OT| - Console War Thunderdome |OT| We Don't Need Another Hero

WELCOME CONSOLE WARRIORS TO THE THUNDERDOME! Use this thread to war against the plastic box you dislike the most. Don't like Sony? This is your place. Think Xbox has no games? Grab your favorite meme weapon. Two warriors enter, one warrior leave!

www.neogaf.com

 

[Vick]

Come on. It's the Pony. Sorry. You don't choose your nickname.

This.

It's either Pony or the less known Roach as those are the historical ones. But it really needs to be anthropomorphic in a way otherwise memes aren't expressive and so not nearly as funny.

You need a mammal to match this:

Pony it is.

 

[T4keD0wN]

That first snake picture looks legit cool, but this just makes me feel left out, wish us Steam suckers had a nice nickname too.

 

[ResilientBanana]

That first snake picture looks legit cool, but this just makes me feel left out, wish us Steam suckers had a nice nickname too.

PC is the master race.

This image represents all the Sony fans sprinting to every Xbox thread to drop a meme.

 

[AREYOUOKAY?]

This.

It's either Pony or the less known Roach as those are the historical ones. But it really needs to be anthropomorphic in a way otherwise memes aren't expressive and so not nearly as funny.

You mean you never watched the 1996 movie classic Joe’s Apartment?

 

[DAHGAMING]

 

[cormack12]

My money is on cormack12 being drunk and bored

Yup. I asked the missus if I could lend her pussy for a wank and she said no so I'm waiting for her to fall asleep.

 

[Oppoi]

The way things are going I think team blue can rightfully be called pest control.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

100% this.

What a legend.

 

[Vick]

PC is the master race.

This image represents all the Sony fans sprinting to every Xbox thread to drop a meme.

 

[Ogbert]

I hate the term ‘rat’ being used as a pejorative. Much like ‘vermin’.

It has such a particular place in history and I always find it jarring. It’s one of the few slurs that still carries venom in political discourse.

I know it’s not the intention, but I dislike the term intensely.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Winners?

 

[demented waffle]

PS smurfs
Xbox goblins
PC neckbeards
Nintendo toddlers

 

[Crayon]

Blugays.

 

[IAmRei]

If MGS still pony exclusive, it will serve well if snake (not that snake) is chosen. Or maybe bandicoot? Although it is not pony exclusive as well.

 

[Oppoi]

Playboys could be it. Don't think it will fly today though.

 

[ResilientBanana]

If MGS still pony exclusive, it will serve well if snake (not that snake) is chosen. Or maybe bandicoot? Although it is not pony exclusive as well.

What about a Lombax?

 

[BennyBlanco]

That first snake picture looks legit cool, but this just makes me feel left out, wish us Steam suckers had a nice nickname too.

Mustard race.

And OP is crazy. You don’t just get to choose. It’s ponies.

The green rat thing is hilarious because the account suicide that spawned it was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen posted here. A homoerotic meltdown for the ages.

 

[Gaelyon]

Blue Ray Mental

 

[Saber]

This is why we don't want pony

I actually feel like those are top stuff.
Though the first one by cormack12 is probably the best.

 

[IAmRei]

What about a Lombax?

Interesting as well. I forgot what lombax, almost never play RC too far.

 

[ResilientBanana]

Interesting as well. I forgot what lombax, almost never play RC too far.

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the PlayStation and their games. But their fans are toxic as fuck.

 

[fart town usa]

How about Blue Balls. Cause Sony be ballin' but the PS5 gen has been a big tease thus far.

 

[killatopak]

We already had the template.

What’s up Blue Chads!

 

[Outlier]

No we don't.

Gamespot had/has:

PlayStation = Cows
Xbox = Lemmings
Nintendo = Sheep

This stuff was fun, but that behavior is for teens/kids. It's just silly.

 

[digital_ghost]

Spider men

since sony likes spider man so much

 

[Vick]

This is actually a pretty accurate depiction of some PS boys I've met.

I mean:

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the PlayStation and their games. But their fans are toxic as fuck.

Every single fanbase is toxic as fuck. Finding one worse than the others is usually nothing more than our own personal bias filtering.

 

[FoxMcChief]

This is why we don't want pony

Looks pretty accurate.

 

[Putonahappyface]

go break some more edge controllers you slippy fuck

 

[Wildebeest]

I decided that a Macaque would be best to respect the Japanese origins of Sony.

 

[Cre8]

Don't we have a perfect candidate here in Gaf already?

 

[S0ULZB0URNE]

Blue Kings

 

[ReBurn]

Come on. It's the Pony. Sorry. You don't choose your nickname.

That's not a pony, it's a jackass

 

[PaintTinJr]

Has anyone offered up a koala, like Back to the Outback's Pretty Boy as seen here in blue lighting?

 

[Crayon]

Sony Cronies.

 

[tusharngf]

blue rats

 

[Iced Arcade]

its "Blue Balls"

 

[Crayon]

Megatwats.

 

[Phase]

God damn can whoopers astroturfing everywhere!

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Why change it from Sony Pony? I like it. "Green Rats" has a negative connotation, and so does "Sony Pony", but in a different way. They're similar enough but different that it works.

 

[Crayon]

Why change it from Sony Pony? I like it. "Green Rats" has a negative connotation, and so does "Sony Pony", but in a different way. They're similar enough but different that it works.

I always liked sony ponies and xbots. Green rats, idk where that one came from but in the context it's been used here I always found it funny anyhow.