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[eddie4]

Take a snapshot of the Tinder profile at least, give us something.

 

[notseqi]

How how are your guys' wives? I'm a 30 year old orphan

Real men pull out.

Pull out what? A gun?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

How are the tiddies? Oh yeah and something something personality?

 

[Amory]

last time i had a tinder date was like 7 years ago and i was similarly not looking forward to it, until 10 minutes in when she said she was ordering whatever app she had chosen 'because it makes me horny' and then we banged later

it was pretty sweet and literally the only time something like that's ever happened to me

so i wish you similar luck OP

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Don't bring your phone, that way if shit goes down and you need an alibi the cops can't ping your phone to that location.

 

[ipukespiders]

... and oh boy, I'd just want to lie on my sofa and watch space shit and console reviews on youtube.

Since all bars are closed here we will be sitting outside and freezing to death drinking beer together.
Very romantic indeed.

Is she fat?

 

[HellforLeather]

Condoms? Real men pull out.

Nah you gotta go in there like America in the middle east....

never pull out

 

[Romulus]

I hope you are bringing your 6 foot self, muscles, beard, and tattoos and are a REAL man that can accept her for her mistakes, while caring for her 3 kids.

And don't forget a house and well paying job. You also need to be "understanding" as to why shes been overweight for years and you're shredded.

 

[M1chl]

There is special hell for people who creates such OP and they don't engage further

 

[haxan7]

There is special hell for people who creates such OP and they don't engage further

he'll need at least 2 hours after the date to clean all the pussy hair out of his teeth

 

[notseqi]

There is special hell for people who creates such OP and they don't engage further

Just imagine him having his O-face on and feel happy for him.

 

[Elcid]

he'll need at least 2 hours after the date to clean all the pussy hair out of his teeth

No that's appaws you're talking about. Stiflers Mom is too busy inhaling their feet.
*I learned a lot about my GAF brothers during the great Emma Dilemma.

 

[synchronicity]

If its cold outside it should be easier to get her to come back to your place.

And all of REEEEE was triggered.

 

[Pejo]

Nah you gotta go in there like America in the middle east....

never pull out

 

[notseqi]

Stiflers Mom


just relax

 

[Cunth]

Did u creampie bro

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[notseqi]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Love you all, GAF bros..

What an amazing evening..

 

[jshackles]

Details bro

 

[notseqi]

Love you all, GAF bros..

What an amazing evening..

Did you suck her dick?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Did you suck her dick?

'der Gentleman schweigt und genießt'.
: D

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

All of GAF is rooting for you.

In a sense he's rooting for all of GAF.

 

[bender]

Hopefully you had a good time and shared a delicious treat.

 

[Elcid]

'der Gentleman schweigt und genießt'.
: D

You can’t make a thread like this. We need something bro.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Blitzmangoman]

So I wish you a similar fuck, OP.

Fixed.

 

[Rentahamster]

Love you all, GAF bros..

What an amazing evening..

See I told you that drinking beer while freezing your ass off is an amazing experience.

 

[eddie4]

so....what happened.........

 

[Stouffers]

 

[teezzy]

email me her socks

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

email me her socks

 

[Cunth]

'der Gentleman schweigt und genießt'.
: D

You schweigt her genießt? Germans are sick

 

[DESTROYA]

email me her socks

I thought that was Cunth thing ?

 

[teezzy]

I thought that was Cunth thing ?

 

[DESTROYA]

You missed Cunth thread of what he does with socks ?

My wife won’t pick up my socks

She will pick up my other dirty clothes but refuses to touch my socks, so there is a collection of them just sitting in the corner of the room. How do I solve this problem?

www.neogaf.com

 

[teezzy]

You missed Cunth thread of what he does with socks ?

 

[Spukc]

Ask me anything i have much experience making sex in the vagina

 

[Elcid]

Ask me anything i have much experience making sex in the vagina

I too have dragged the ol' pineapple through some ladies.

 

[teezzy]

I too have dragged the ol' pineapple through some ladies.

 

[RPS37]

I hope you are bringing your 6 foot self, muscles, beard, and tattoos and are a REAL man that can accept her for her mistakes, while caring for her 3 kids.

In this situation all I have to offer is a not lined up for a few weeks, beard.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Did you do you do your duty and smash that booty?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Did you get catfished?

 

[Rentahamster]

Did you get catfished?

It was an amazing evening

 

[lock2k]

It's for sex, but you have to pretend like you're interested in more

Two of my cousins got married thanks to this (cr)app

Spoiler: Spoiler

be wise, use It Just to have sex. lol

 

[lock2k]

Don't bring your phone, that way if shit goes down and you need an alibi the cops can't ping your phone to that location.

 

[West Texas CEO]

he'll need at least 2 hours after the date to clean all the pussy hair out of his teeth

Nah, he'll be pulling all that toe jam out his mouth.

And then he'll use it for his morning crumpets.

 

[SpartanN92]

Maybe her boyfriend will watch the console reviews with you?

 

[Foamy]

Well he said it was amazing so he must have convinced her to wear the strap on.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Well he said it was amazing so he must have convinced her to wear the strap on.

I won't judge. One persons kink is another persons nightmare.