PrimetimeKnight
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How I feel in this thread...
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I have a Tinder date in around half an hour...
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GeorgPrime
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So did you make her breakfast or not?
Stiflers Mom
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Just some impressions from yesterday...
* was great talking with her from the first second on.
* she is very much my type. Very slim, a bit athletic, brown hair, brown eyes, pretty face, though she was my age.
* went to my flat together like 15 minutes later after meeting
* drank a bottle of wine together and talked a lot about all kinds of stuff
* started kissing and having a bit of fun
* I am not a tits guy, but wow, she had the most perfect pair I have ever seen or felt in my long career. I wonder now if they are real ones. Need to check out next time if there are any scars or something to be seen. Didn't feel like the silicone ones I have experienced on them hoes in Cali/Columbia, though.
* We didn't fuck, but decided we will do on the weekend when we meet again.
* She left a few hours later and went home.
Never thought this evening will be that good in before.
Life can be full of surprises...
* was great talking with her from the first second on.
* she is very much my type. Very slim, a bit athletic, brown hair, brown eyes, pretty face, though she was my age.
* went to my flat together like 15 minutes later after meeting
* drank a bottle of wine together and talked a lot about all kinds of stuff
* started kissing and having a bit of fun
* I am not a tits guy, but wow, she had the most perfect pair I have ever seen or felt in my long career. I wonder now if they are real ones. Need to check out next time if there are any scars or something to be seen. Didn't feel like the silicone ones I have experienced on them hoes in Cali/Columbia, though.
* We didn't fuck, but decided we will do on the weekend when we meet again.
* She left a few hours later and went home.
Never thought this evening will be that good in before.
Life can be full of surprises...
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GeorgPrime
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Now you are making a lot of Gaffer jealous xD
Stiflers Mom
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Cutty Flam
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Stiflers Mom
how tough do you think it would be to pull off reciting this quote to her with direct eye contact and a straight face , right before pumping off a fat nut on her chest? “This world is but a canvas to our imagination”
-Henry David Thoreau
Stiflers Mom
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Rentahamster
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Am I right or am I right
Make sure your dick is in presentable condition for when you meet again.
And use a condom.
darkangel-212559
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Did you fuck her? That's what I wanna know. Fingers crossed she was clean. I have some horror stories to tell about THAT.
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Macapala
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Don't forget to show her how far video games have come!
Mohonky
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No, just Mario, you dont want to scare her off with the breadth and scope of your social inadequacy
DeepBreath87
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Name checks out
appaws
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So my question is will you pay any attention to her feet this weekend, or will you lay low with that stuff early on for fear of looking like a perv...?
Elcid
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This is what I want to know too
I smell a thread waiting to be created.
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Stiflers Mom
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Not sure how to achieve that with my trusty Wii U, to be honest.
On one night stands I usually don't care, but the GF material that this one definitely seems to be at the moment I like to "ease into" that topic a bit over a longer amount of time... : D
Elcid
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We just want to know what your initial analysis returned. Damn Stif, you meet this girl one time and you're already bout to wife her?
teezzy
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Stiflers Mom
Did you ask her who her favorite Emma was? This is important
Elcid
and I have a right to know
Stiflers Mom
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: D
Woah, no.
This man will never get married.
I could imagine meeting her a few more times, though...
But you never know. Maybe next time is shit, and that's it.
Will update you guys how it went along. ; )
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Stiflers Mom
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More like how pretty her feet are. Not seen anything of them yet. She told me my floor is so cold she demanded another pair of socks for her to put over the ones she was already wearing.
Elcid
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Damn she's smart, she was covering the talons. Could you atleast tell if she was skiing across the floor?
Stiflers Mom
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I squeezed them a bit when we were kissing. Definitely no small girlish feet, though. But that's okay for me. Felt good... ; )
teezzy
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GymWolf
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HellforLeather
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Foamy
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Once you go black you'll never go back.
GymWolf
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You talk like my ex-girlfriend...
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Foamy
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He got her back to his place and didn't use the Gaf streaming feature?
Am disappoint.
Am disappoint.
Stiflers Mom
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That's reserved for my onlyfans subscribers.
Prison Mike
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Stiflers Mom
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Oops, double post..
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Musky_Cheese
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Did better than
TrainedRage
TrainedRageSo we talking perfect globular C cups, perky Bs, nippy As, those puffy nipple things, or sloppy floppy DDs?
Asking for a friend
M1chl
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So, you have those nun-chucks?
Elcid
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God dammit couldn’t help but react to that
darkangel-212559
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This is what I want to know too
I smell a thread waiting to be created.
Dude, trust me you don't wanna know.
One word: FISH.
There, that's it. Thanks for triggering me.
Stouffers
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About 20 years ago I was on a date with my now wife. I brought her home to her parents and followed her inside to say hi to her mom/dad. We were home earlier than planned and her parents were back in their bedroom. The entire house reeked of tuna.. like a very pungent nasty smell. My wife yelled “did you guys eat fish tonight?” Her dad responded “No, we ate out!.” I still give her shit about it 20 years later.
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