I have No Idea If Chloe Moretz Is Attractive

Her and Hilary Duff are the patrician's choice
More like Hilary PUFF!

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I actually suggested her for Samus in the "Brie Larson wants to play Samus in a Metroid movie" thread. Pretty sure people mocked me there too.

Another candidate would be Hayden Panettiere:

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Shes got some shoulders too but also tits so maybe Gaf wont be so cruel

Put a paper bag over her 10 story midsection and put pennis in vagina with two sets of labia. She has a horizontal and vertical set. Pull out when green goo from vag immediately when excretion of green goo is visible.
 
I actually suggested her for Samus in the "Brie Larson wants to play Samus in a Metroid movie" thread. Pretty sure people mocked me there too.

Another candidate would be Hayden Panettiere:

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Shes got some shoulders too but also tits so maybe Gaf wont be so cruel
It looks like she is one of the dwarfs in the hobbit river scene with their head sticking up from a barrel.

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She has a cute face.

All of you gaf virgins pretending you have these high standards crack me up. You'd fuck her ugly sister.
 
Eh. She's more attractive than me, but her body proportions are fucking weird as hell to the point it is kind of unsettling to look at.
 
She has a cute face.

All of you gaf virgins pretending you have these high standards crack me up. You'd fuck her ugly sister.

Chloe yes, but I would not fuck her ugly sister. You never have enough time to nut before Hayden's green goo does (LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR TOO CRAZY SPOOKY TO DESCRIBE) to you.
 
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Chloe yes, but I would not fuck her ugly sister. You never have enough time to nut before Hayden's green goo does (LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR TOO CRAZY SPOOKY TO DESCRIBE) to you.

Who is Hayden? Wait does Chloe actually have an ugly sister? Cause I was just using an expression.
 
Oh i was just piggybacking on a lame humor post i made earlier in the thread.

Oh OK. Well I stand by what I said then. All these gaf virgins would not only crawl over broken glass to fuck Chloe, they would fuck her hypothetical, imaginary ugly sister who looks like the kid from Mask.
 
People bashing her looks should post a pic of their gf (a hand in many cases).
if it wasn't a stupid thing to post pictures of yourself or people you know online, I would gladly post pictures of each of my GFs from over the last 30 years without any qualms that they were at least en par at the same age with what Moretz looks like ->now<- at 23 years old.

My wife looks like Evan Rachel Wood. But of course I would be murdered if I actually posted a picture of her on the gafs.

Fuck, you copied my joke and got more reactions.
I am doing something wrong.

SM, you have become my absolute favorite gaf poster over the past few weeks.
 
Anyone not interested must be under 25 and screwing every second hottie they see on tinder.

Meanwhile, 45yo and 17y married me would smash her into the middle of next week.

Pretty much this. I'd be more than happy to bone her into oblivion.
 
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