Biff Hardbody
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I love Rome: Total War. Its an amazing game, my GOTY. However, I've noticed that playing certain people online there is a tendency to try uber cheap (and stupid) tactics. The ones I've encountered?
All Archer Army
A player will pick an all archer army. 20 units of arachers, all set to skirmish. From there, your army is basically toast unless you can really multitask well, and you better have allot of calvary to beat them. You see, in Rome archers can run very fast when on skirmish, too fast. Send your calvary or soldiers in to get the archers? They get chewed up by the other 15 or so free units. Even worse then this is the dreaded all cataphract horse archer army. Your calvary can't even get to them because the horses can outrun them.
Fortunately, this tactic is beatable. You have to find cover in trees in loose formation and just sit there while they spend all their arrows. You also need a bit of luck. Incredibly cheap tactic, because the guy litteraly has to do nothing. I did this waiting out counter today in 2VS2, and it was boring as fuck. However, it was sweet revenge to get the filthy cheeser when all his arrows were spent up. He's used to winning his battle at the army menu. Not this time though, fucker.
Next up we have...
All Wardog Army
I've had this done to me twice. Once before, and once tonight. the first time I got trashed by an all wardog army, this time I slaughtered it. You see, the problem with wardogs is when you target them your army goes for their handlers, and not the dogs themselves. So, you kill a hundred handlers but you've got about 3000 dogs running amok, unable to target them. How do you beat them? The same way I did tonight. Stand your ground with your phalanx and let them come to you. They'll get shreaded. This guy litteraly sent thousands of wardogs straight at and around my phalanx, hoping to find a crack and swarm in. No strategy, no nothing. Just selected the whole army with one click and attack. Again, I'm unsure of how anyone enjoys that.
I offed his army very quickly. And I stupidly agreed to a rematch. Little did I know he had something planned for me, something so cheap it would warrant a thread being made here! Yes brothers and sisters, I speak to you of...
The Box!!!
I'm no military historian, but I undestand that Alexander The Great used a type of box formation in his "refusing flanks" maneuvar. However, this wasn't Alexanders box. No, this was a box based on the uber cheap tactic of making a octagon and simply just standing there. Now, if this was an actualy military battle I'm sure someone facing that type of box would just walk past them, since its totally immovable and take the land or city they wanted. But, in Rome you can't do that. I've played against several players who form this type of box, and generally you always find a way to beat them. However, this guy had something entirely new up his sleeve.
I should have wondered wtf he was doing because he took like 14 minutes just to setup his army. See, tonight I chose Carthage. I was trying to experiement with phalanx and calvary, but no archers. This guy saw that and knew I would not be able to stand from far away and shoot at his box, so he made a box that was full of catapults, peltaists, and other assorted mayhem. He truly put allot of work into it.
Unfortunately for him, he didn't do enough. The match began, and he just stood there waiting for me to come to him. He ended up blowing away his own front line with the catapult, and shooting a good deal of his own men in the back when he had all his archers bunched in like that. I managed to make a crack in the one area he didn't have a phalanx with my calvary, and punched through that while I engaed two units of his box with 5 of my phalanx. From there it was clear he had no idea what to do, and I destroyed his skirmisers with his calvary and crushed his broken phalanx with my elephants.
Out of all the games I've played in Rome, this was possibly the dumbest and cheapest strategy I've ever seen. I'm glad I beat it.
All Archer Army
A player will pick an all archer army. 20 units of arachers, all set to skirmish. From there, your army is basically toast unless you can really multitask well, and you better have allot of calvary to beat them. You see, in Rome archers can run very fast when on skirmish, too fast. Send your calvary or soldiers in to get the archers? They get chewed up by the other 15 or so free units. Even worse then this is the dreaded all cataphract horse archer army. Your calvary can't even get to them because the horses can outrun them.
Fortunately, this tactic is beatable. You have to find cover in trees in loose formation and just sit there while they spend all their arrows. You also need a bit of luck. Incredibly cheap tactic, because the guy litteraly has to do nothing. I did this waiting out counter today in 2VS2, and it was boring as fuck. However, it was sweet revenge to get the filthy cheeser when all his arrows were spent up. He's used to winning his battle at the army menu. Not this time though, fucker.
Next up we have...
All Wardog Army
I've had this done to me twice. Once before, and once tonight. the first time I got trashed by an all wardog army, this time I slaughtered it. You see, the problem with wardogs is when you target them your army goes for their handlers, and not the dogs themselves. So, you kill a hundred handlers but you've got about 3000 dogs running amok, unable to target them. How do you beat them? The same way I did tonight. Stand your ground with your phalanx and let them come to you. They'll get shreaded. This guy litteraly sent thousands of wardogs straight at and around my phalanx, hoping to find a crack and swarm in. No strategy, no nothing. Just selected the whole army with one click and attack. Again, I'm unsure of how anyone enjoys that.
I offed his army very quickly. And I stupidly agreed to a rematch. Little did I know he had something planned for me, something so cheap it would warrant a thread being made here! Yes brothers and sisters, I speak to you of...
The Box!!!
I'm no military historian, but I undestand that Alexander The Great used a type of box formation in his "refusing flanks" maneuvar. However, this wasn't Alexanders box. No, this was a box based on the uber cheap tactic of making a octagon and simply just standing there. Now, if this was an actualy military battle I'm sure someone facing that type of box would just walk past them, since its totally immovable and take the land or city they wanted. But, in Rome you can't do that. I've played against several players who form this type of box, and generally you always find a way to beat them. However, this guy had something entirely new up his sleeve.

I should have wondered wtf he was doing because he took like 14 minutes just to setup his army. See, tonight I chose Carthage. I was trying to experiement with phalanx and calvary, but no archers. This guy saw that and knew I would not be able to stand from far away and shoot at his box, so he made a box that was full of catapults, peltaists, and other assorted mayhem. He truly put allot of work into it.
Unfortunately for him, he didn't do enough. The match began, and he just stood there waiting for me to come to him. He ended up blowing away his own front line with the catapult, and shooting a good deal of his own men in the back when he had all his archers bunched in like that. I managed to make a crack in the one area he didn't have a phalanx with my calvary, and punched through that while I engaed two units of his box with 5 of my phalanx. From there it was clear he had no idea what to do, and I destroyed his skirmisers with his calvary and crushed his broken phalanx with my elephants.
Out of all the games I've played in Rome, this was possibly the dumbest and cheapest strategy I've ever seen. I'm glad I beat it.