The Pleasure
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Latest pick up was 12 bottles of lube for like 20 bucks. I can see my future already.
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I just bought 12 bottles of lube.
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The Cockatrice
Banned
I prefer it raw.
King of Foxes
Banned
I am genuinely curious how long it will take you to use it all
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Lube is for people with no foreskin.
The Pleasure
Member
It's called Tracy's Dog. Each bottle is 8 ounces.
JimiNutz
Banned
Holy shit, do I know you in real life?
My wife's name is Tracy! I call her cunt 'Hog' though.
I need some lube called Tracy's Hog.
The Pleasure
Member
Give her cunt the four finger salute.
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King of Foxes
Banned
Alright, real talk
Are flesh lights worth it?
Are flesh lights worth it?
Stiflers Mom
Banned
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Not really, someone bought me one and used it like one or twice. Besides, it's shit when it comes to cleaning and the feeling is definitely not real
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MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
I never used lube or Vaseline in my life.
Just straight up primate style!
Just straight up primate style!
The Pleasure
Member
If you get the good ones that are 200+ yes. If you get those Tenga cups those are single shot use. If you get the 10-20 dollar stuff? FUCK NO.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
The Pleasure
Member
JimiNutz
Banned
I used a Tenga Flip Hole around 10 or so years ago.
I actually think I originally read about it here on GAF.
Tenga is a Japanese brand and If you're buying a fake pussy I suggest you buy Japanese. That nation is into all kinds of weird sex shit and you can trust them to develop a premium fake rubber pussy.
The Tenga Flip Hole did not disappoint.
Masturbating with that thing was an event. Get some good porn on, dim the lights and lube up that Flip Hole.
In terms of pure sensation that thing feels incredible on your dick. Good enough to the point where you'd happily put on some porno and 'keep pace' with the action for an epic 30 min wank.
Personally when I do it with the hand, I like it at first but eventually it gets a bit boring and I just want to cum. 5-10 mins max for me with the hand. The Flip Hole just felt so much better and I'd shoot loads into it at a ferocious pace.
Obviously you then have to deal with the crushing shame of what you've just done and the man that you've become but overall I'd say it was a fun experience for a few months.
I actually think I originally read about it here on GAF.
Tenga is a Japanese brand and If you're buying a fake pussy I suggest you buy Japanese. That nation is into all kinds of weird sex shit and you can trust them to develop a premium fake rubber pussy.
The Tenga Flip Hole did not disappoint.
Masturbating with that thing was an event. Get some good porn on, dim the lights and lube up that Flip Hole.
In terms of pure sensation that thing feels incredible on your dick. Good enough to the point where you'd happily put on some porno and 'keep pace' with the action for an epic 30 min wank.
Personally when I do it with the hand, I like it at first but eventually it gets a bit boring and I just want to cum. 5-10 mins max for me with the hand. The Flip Hole just felt so much better and I'd shoot loads into it at a ferocious pace.
Obviously you then have to deal with the crushing shame of what you've just done and the man that you've become but overall I'd say it was a fun experience for a few months.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That still won't be enough for Sunday.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
I always wondered why in movies american men were sometimes spitting into their hands before masturbating.I always used to wonder why Americans needed lube to masturbate...... Then I got circumcised and found out the hard way
Why you got circumsized, mate?
Birdo
Banned
I got phimosis from a rash (Where the foreskin loses it's elasticity).
Richard Packer
Member
Someone's got a firehose.
LisaMariaMartin
Banned
I use my precum as lube
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Pro tip: Don't google image search "Phimosis".
LisaMariaMartin
Banned
Looks like a chestburster that can't get out
notseqi
Member
nush
Gold Member
I got that minus the rash from shagging loads of birds, fair trade.
nush
Gold Member
Always the amateur porn though.
captainraincoat
Banned
Wd40 ....the real mans lube
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I never had issues jerking off dry. And cut >>>>>>>>>>> uncut.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
1) since you probably had that operation as a baby or because of a medical issue, it's not like you had a choice anyway
2) I can just pull back my foreskin and it looks almost exactly like a cut dick. On the other hand, you cannot magically grow a foreskin if you'd want to. Since when is having options not better?
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
No, I got cut after getting my foreskin stuck in a zipper during a photoshooting. It was a revelation how much better it feels afterwards.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Forget the cut discussion.
Tell us more about that 'photo shoot'..
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
It was a shooting for a sex shop with me wearing latex gear.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Now we are talking business.
Dirk Benedict
Gold Member
Latest pick up was 12 bottles of lube for like 20 bucks. I can see my future already.
"The Pleasure"
MilkLizard
Member
No, look up Tenga. Much better, just make sure to get an US size, unless you have a small dick.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Erotic photography usually pays more than a porn scene.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Well go to Europe and you gonna have to fight with your body image as a cripple. Women have told me, that is a huge disadvantage.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
It's the opposite in NA.
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
I know and that's fucked up.