Also from that thread was the sound advice of depending if you're dealing with a potential old maid that feels her biological clock ticking or a younger woman you use subtlety where appropriate.
I look like a girl
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Call her up.
When she picks up, don't respond. Just be quiet and monitor her voice patterns to determine if she's in a fine mood or not.
Proceed to ask her what her favorite place to eat is after a minute of silence.
Take her to that place.
Show up with a button down shirt on, unbuttoned so as to show off your six pack that you undoubtedly have.
Ask her to marry you by just putting a ring on her finger when she isn't paying attention.
Then you got her.
When she picks up, don't respond. Just be quiet and monitor her voice patterns to determine if she's in a fine mood or not.
Proceed to ask her what her favorite place to eat is after a minute of silence.
Take her to that place.
Show up with a button down shirt on, unbuttoned so as to show off your six pack that you undoubtedly have.
Ask her to marry you by just putting a ring on her finger when she isn't paying attention.
Then you got her.
doctorcdcs
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Hahaha I wasn't the only one.
What's wrong with facial hair?
NinjaBoiX
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Fair play fella. Someone had to say it.
Yeah, the situation is a bit lame, but not quite as lame as some of the petty "hurr hurr, neckbeard loser" posts.
OP, let us know what happened at least! I hope you scored.
OP's beard has been criticized before because it is too thick in the neck area, which is commonly known as a neckbeard.
nothing if you groom it right. be clean. that isn't clean
The original post alludes to them living in the same small town.
Just to make sure... the guy on the pic is not me, it's the OP.
Btw. WTF happened to the OP?
Yeah it's him. And he refused to trim his messy hair.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Link.
Op, I asked a girl from my class out today. She 27, I'm 22. She totally said no because she already has a boyfriend lol. But she gave me her card and invited me to her dance class she teaches. Which also has free booze. So you know I'm going to that.
So now I'm going to learn how to dance with a smoking hot Australian chick while drinking free alcohol. All because I had the balls to ask for her number. (And I think she felt bad for me haha)
So now I'm going to learn how to dance with a smoking hot Australian chick while drinking free alcohol. All because I had the balls to ask for her number. (And I think she felt bad for me haha)
cryjerk.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
And you'll be paying her for the classes, right?
Man. Some girls have guys wrapped around ther finger.
if you're paying, she won. don't simp.
Zuhzuhzombie!!
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why else wouldn't he return?
Suicide.
Cow Mengde
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What if OP died from a broken heart!?
Not funny.
I wish I hadn't read this. I want some closure damn it!
It's a once a month social that is 10 dollars to meet new people, dance, and drink. I would spend at least 3 times as much at a single bar. I ain't simpin for no one.
SpartanForce
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C'mon, he might be banging the girl right now!
Maybe after this rejection he'll learn that neckbeard is a natural female repellent.
in all the experience I have with my neck beard guy friends, they have an irrational devotion to their beard. I don't understand it one bit.
pants
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He's probably posting in the neogaf relationship thread as we speak
Zuhzuhzombie!!
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Wouldn't neck rolls accentuate the neck beard?
Zuhzuhzombie!!
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Nah. Grow it out right and it just looks like you have a bushy beard and not a regular beard resting aloft neck fat.
What? Every fat guy I've seen with a neckbeard just makes their neck look even worse.
Zuhzuhzombie!!
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Well, I used to be a fatty and used to have a neck beard. Maybe that's what I told myself.
I have been shamed on GAF.
This. If you just sit around and do nothing you'll feel like shit when another guy comes along and does it for you.
Zuhzuhzombie!!
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I like a girl
She rocks my world
But I don't know how
To make her my girl, alright
I wrote you a tight little pop/punk hook OP. In the style of The Modern Lovers.
She rocks my world
But I don't know how
To make her my girl, alright
I wrote you a tight little pop/punk hook OP. In the style of The Modern Lovers.
Best thing posted in this thread lol.
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