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Aselith said:
I will holler at you around 2pm. Cool?
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EviLore said:
Space Jesus, use thy hippie astronaut powers to set this poor sod on the right path that he not awkwardly call up this woman at 10 o'clock in the goddamned morning to profess his love
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lmao. When I think of it like this, he's prob better calling her at 7, then she might be sleepy and easily influenced.
 
SpartanForce said:
It's still 7 AM here I'm gonna wait until 10 AM to call.
Will keep you guys posted
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Have you thought this out? Are you mentally prepared for all possible responses? Everything from "I want you to come over here and come over everywhere now" to "Oh _____ (insert name of whichever of her guy friends you can't stand), I feel the same!.....What, it's only you SpartanForce? Oh."
 
SHIT said:
who makes up these "rules" ?

everything just usually either A works out or B it doesn't.

once anything hits reality it's all a matter of dumb luck.

honestly OP do what you want, anything you want as long is it is in the realm of legality.
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James Van Der Beek makes these rules.

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But I agree with you. The girl has probably decided whether or not she digs the OP, so if he asked her out and she was interested, she would find some way to make it happen as well. Though calling her at 10 AM seems early for... well, anything. Just wait until night time. Or hell, just send her a Facebook message so she can reply at her leisure instead of putting her on the spot during breakfast.
 
Just ask her out, dont hesitate with the question but also dont make it sound weird. If she says yea ok your chances are good - then we take it from there.
 
I am in tears over this thread! Subscribed!

OP: don't be afraid to get rejected or look silly and eventually you'll be okay.
 
Just call her and say " I am giving you the opportunity to be my girlfriend, you won't get this offer again, do you accept? "

then she will fall into your arms and then you can get married,

it's pretty easy.
 
I want to ask out the girl at the Taco Bell drive-thru window. She's super cute and she was friendly, so I think she likes me. Also, she asked me twice what kind of sauce I wanted. I think that's code. Plus, I donated a dollar to whatever charity, so she knows I'm a good guy.
 
Batman said:
Just call her and say " I am giving you the opportunity to be my girlfriend, you won't get this offer again, do you accept? "

then she will fall into your arms and then you can get married,

it's pretty easy.
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Don't forget to back her into a corner physically while you're doing it figuratively.
 
There was this one girl, trying to get past the friend zone, I had no idea, kept dissing her, danced with her at school prom, went to different schools, 6 years later I am trying to find her.

Broken heart for life!
 
qazqaNii said:
There was this one girl, trying to get past the friend zone, I had no idea, kept dissing her, went to different schools, 6 years later I am trying to find her.

Broken heart for life!
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Obliviousness sucks. I like to think I missed out on a lot of potential stuffs in my younger days. My problem was I was too consumed by self-doubt at the time.
 
Whatever OP manages to say on the phone, we all know it could never be as awkward as that dude asking the girl with the moles: What happened to your face?
 
OP, you really should keep such topics within the dating thread.

This is like the whole " how do I approach a girl in the library/store/beach"-threads again.
 
text:

"Hey,

So I'm so going to ask you out on a date right now. Send ;) if yes, or ;) if no."

she texts:

";)"

You text:

Great. Pick you up at 8 @ "such and such place"

She replies you're in. Having said that, the woman I used this on, was already trying to ask me out too, so, that's probably why being so direct worked for me in that instance. But just laugh it off if she friendzone's you. Make sure she's free to text you back though. Don't just dive in.
 
Shoot her a text that says "hey, I'm going to go grab some food/coffee/ a drink later and was wondering if you cared to join" then after this sexy date, eat her out and start planning the wedding.
 
Zuhzuhzombie!! said:
Ask her out.

If she says no, move on.

Don't say "friend zone".
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Maybe he should play it like he is putting her in the friend zone. He could ask her to hang out. Then at some point act like he can tell that she is falling for him. If she tries to interject he must interrupt her and tell her that his intentions were just to be friends. While she is processing his crazy he can pretend to run things through his head. By the time she thinks she's grasped what's going on he can let her know that he'll give her a shot, but he can't guarantee anything.
 
SpartanForce said:
But I'm sure she just wants to be friends.
What should I do gaf is so hard to get women in my town
I just want a girlfriend brahs :(
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Ask, if she say not, forget her. Go to the next. Life is not like movies and you are not going to win her saving her from a dragon or an alien invasion. Sorry.
 
You're going to die anyway, so better fail as much as possible this life and hope for the next. Remember the coin else in paradise they won't give you the extra life.
 
Pinko Marx said:
That story reads like a troll to me. I would know, I've been on the Internet for a long time.
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By troll do you mean he's pretending to be creepy? I've been on the internet long enough to believe that some people do actually think 'The third dimension is hard… (´･ω･`)'. Even if it isn't true, someone still spent a month on 2ch pretending to stalk a girl, which is also pretty strange.
 
Spiffy_1st said:
By troll do you mean he's pretending to be creepy? I've been on the internet long enough to believe that some people do actually think 'The third dimension is hard… (´･ω･`)'. Even if it isn't true, someone still spent a month on 2ch pretending to stalk a girl, which is also pretty strange.
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By troll the whole story the dude was telling was fake. I didn't read the entire thing tho so I don't know what happens later.
 
thinkin too much, just do it. and if you get rejected, so what? Why would you wanna be with someone who isn't interested? Move on.
 
OP you should buy her a pizza and write, "Be my GF?" in pepperoni and if she says no take the pizza back and you still win cause you have pizza.
 
Just show her how well you can helicopter. Make sure you're completely nude, save for a pair if work boots. Be sure to make, like, helicopter sounds with your mouth too.

Chicks love that.
 
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