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I need a Japanese speaker ASAP
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Patrick Klepek
furiously molesting tim burton
You're just asking for someone to paste a sweet phrase completely different from what you are asking for. How would you know? HOW?!
Companion Cube
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HDでレヴォルションを見せてください。。。ビッチェズ。
Just kidding. Thats sorta it, but not really. Hehehe...　；）
Just kidding. Thats sorta it, but not really. Hehehe...　；）
HD isnt called HD in Japan.. it is called ハイビーション　OR for digital HD ディジタルハイビーション　OR for 1080P フルスペックディジタルハイビーション。
RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
DCharlie said:
I am either behind on my slang, or
people have wang-glasses in Japan.
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RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
tetsuoxb said:
Well, I understand the Japanese perfectly, I should say, but I just don't understand what the fuck
wangs wearing glasses
Edit: My confusion was, do I take this literally, or is there something I'm missing due to slang or what-not.
JackFrost2012
Banned
alejob said:
Well ,if you want to say, "Please let the spinning be broadcast HD-fully." then by all means, trust Babelfish over a native speaker.
"メガネをかけているチンポが大好き。" is correct.
Cormacaroni
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Seriously (since the dude asked...):
革・命（レボリューション）はハイビジョンで放送されるように。
to be really authentic, you should have the katakana 'revolution' bit floating about the literal translation of revolution (kakumei); japanese does this all the time to give double-meanings. can't get the formatting to work right here tho, so i put the katakana in parentheses.
if you don't like that translation then 顔射を避けるには、メガネが便利　would work.
革・命（レボリューション）はハイビジョンで放送されるように。
to be really authentic, you should have the katakana 'revolution' bit floating about the literal translation of revolution (kakumei); japanese does this all the time to give double-meanings. can't get the formatting to work right here tho, so i put the katakana in parentheses.
if you don't like that translation then 顔射を避けるには、メガネが便利　would work.
Cormacaroni
Member
those things have holes? i've been wasting my time!
It's kinda scary how whenever Japanese jokes come up posters always use really detailed sexual terminology that you would never even use in a US sex joke because it's too graphic. I'm not sure if just means that the Japanese just have a lot of detailed words for sex or if it means that everyone who learns Japanese reads a lot of hentai ^^;
Nintendo Ate My Children
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So when will your fake Revolution article/ad be spread all over the Internet? I do hope you'll include something about the controller having a touch screen.
Cormacaroni
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Bebpo: my local video store has a　顔謝　section; i guess it rubs off, as it were.....
Kobun Heat
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宮本さま、質問があります
JackFrost2012
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Kobun Heat said:
えぇと...任天堂では...えぇと...チンポと働くことは...えぇと...おいしいですか？
Kobun Heat
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　∧＿∧Troidal said:
（　´∀｀） オマエモナー
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Cormacaroni
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get in before the rush john :lol
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ZombieSupaStar
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ok all im seeing is a buncha ?????????????'s
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Hurricane_Chris
DDK
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This thread is funny. I wonder if Japanese companies get babelfished e-mails from foreign gamers who don't know Japanese and who have no Japanese friends to translate what they want to say. It must be pretty funny to be the employee who gets to open up those letters and prepare the form letter to be mailed back. Probably brightens up what is otherwise a pretty boring job.
This thread is funny. I wonder if Japanese companies get babelfished e-mails from foreign gamers who don't know Japanese and who have no Japanese friends to translate what they want to say. It must be pretty funny to be the employee who gets to open up those letters and prepare the form letter to be mailed back. Probably brightens up what is otherwise a pretty boring job.
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