I'm not going to spoil the one thing that kinda made me chuckle, but suffice it to say, my very brief thoughts on the whole thing:
As painfully mediocre and horribly directed as RE1 was, at least it held my attention from beginning to end. RE2 can't even claim that, it lacks the focus - and oh God, I can't believe I just said that - of the first. There are characters with no real purpose, Anderson still can't seem to stop jerking off to segues involving CG maps, security cameras, or a little bit of both, and they managed to find actors worse than the ones in the original movie.
About the only reasonably decent thing this movie did is start off parallel to the end of the first movie, so you get to see those events from a different perspective. Well, some of them, it's a damned shame they don't really show the zombies getting out of the hive, they just kinda cut to mayhem.
I should've waited for HBO or something.
As painfully mediocre and horribly directed as RE1 was, at least it held my attention from beginning to end. RE2 can't even claim that, it lacks the focus - and oh God, I can't believe I just said that - of the first. There are characters with no real purpose, Anderson still can't seem to stop jerking off to segues involving CG maps, security cameras, or a little bit of both, and they managed to find actors worse than the ones in the original movie.
About the only reasonably decent thing this movie did is start off parallel to the end of the first movie, so you get to see those events from a different perspective. Well, some of them, it's a damned shame they don't really show the zombies getting out of the hive, they just kinda cut to mayhem.
I should've waited for HBO or something.