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[Keyser Soze]

She is not the kind of girl I would normally like and I hate her chin but I still think she is hot! WHY???

It all makes no sense and in other news why does that guy make so many stupid faces??

 

[Teknopathetic]

Because you're a depraved little man.

 

[soundwave05]

She looks better in motion than she does in screen shots, but yeah I agree

 

[fse]

Morgan webb is a man.

 

[Dead]

MANJAW

 

[MattKeil]

Heard it. You guys must know some real femme dudes.

 

[B'z-chan]

Morgan webb is a man.

this man speaks truth lock this thread now, before the man lovers come in here.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Because she is a depraved little man.

Fixed!!!

and please leave me alone i am confused enough already

 

[Timedog]

YEAH WHETHER SHE'S A MAN OR NOT, SHE'S STILL PRETTY HOT IN A REALLY WEIRD GOTH/CREEPY WAY.

SHE LOOKS KINDA LIKE THAT GIRL FROM THE "SCARY MOVIE" FILMS EXCEPT CREEPIER.

 

[aoi tsuki]

"Hot" is a little extreme. Her mannish physique doesn't do it for me, but she does look good at times. She's not my ideal woman physically, but if we clicked, i could easily gloss over her superficial "imperfections".

 

[Keyser Soze]

"Hot" is a little extreme. Her mannish physique doesn't do it for me, but she does look good at times. She's not my ideal woman physically, but if we clicked, i could easily gloss over her superficial "imperfections".

This is true you have sumed up my feeling perfectly, Dr Phil better watch out.

 

[soundwave05]

Yeah she's kinda like your friend's sister who you've grown up with and is cool and like to do certain boy things, but as you get older you notice that she's developed quite a nice body, even though it may not exactly be the "supermodel/actress" build.

 

[ManaByte]

"That's a man, baby."

Yeah she's kinda like your friend's sister who you've grown up with and is cool and like to do certain boy things, but as you get older you notice that she's developed quite a nice body, even though it may not exactly be the "supermodel/actress" build.

Except she doesn't play the games she "reviews". Sessler was on Screen Savers the other day and explained that they get the game in and send it out to a reviewer who writes a text review that the producers then turn into a show review that they read on the air.

 

[Matlock]

 

[M3wThr33]

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[fse]

Xplay are a bunch of fake gamers!

 

[shpankey]

it's her big boobies, they are man traps. it's the promised land

 

[duderon]

She looks like a muppet and dude's shoulders look like they could put an eye out :lol

 

[Ristamar]

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:lol :lol :lol

Someone emailed that message to the show, and they read it as part of the viewer mail. I remember laughing my ass off at work when that played.

 

[GDGF]

She looks like a muppet, but she is a cute muppet.

(much like meself)

I'd hit that if she'd have me. I could dress like a Gamecube and she could test out my durability.

 

[Rorschach]

 

[Shinobi]

Except she doesn't play the games she "reviews".

Which means she's no different to half the "reviewers" in the industry. :lol

 

[GDGF]

Oh, and she was much much hotter when she was a sassy blond on The Screen Savers. Just saying.

 

[Foobar]

Which means she's no different to half the "reviewers" in the industry. :lol

Yup, pretty much. :lol

 

[JackFrost2012]

Steiner pics in Morgan Webb threads make me laugh every time!

 

[doncale]

Morgan Webb is more cute than the female(?) she replaced... cant remember her/his name :lol

 

[BojTrek]

I think she is very cute and would bang her in a heartbeat...

HUGE NEWS: The reason her face or jaw might look big...

ANSWER: She co-hosts with a guy who is about 5 foot 3 inches tall...

 

[wobedraggled]

She is about as hot as a sack of potatoes.

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

I don't think I'd ever call her hot, but she is attractive, and she has that elusive "Girl who plays games and really dig 'em" thing going on. Now, if she is really like that or is it an act for the show, is open to debate.

 

[Ronin]

I'd hit it then quit it.

 

[kaching]

Morgan Webb is more cute than the female(?) she replaced... cant remember her/his name :lol

But at least that girl seemed to genuinely enjoy gaming.

 

[FortNinety]

I think she hell'a hot. Fuck the haters.

 

[heavy liquid]

 

[mightynine]

I could dress like a Gamecube and she could test out my durability.

Hell, there's your Morgan Webb pickup line.

For the record, she was more attractive before they tried to extreme her up. She's still cute, but she lost something to me after the hair dye and too cool for school wardrobe change. Face it, part of what made her cute before was she looked like a geek. Same with Cat (though she still carries much geekdom).

 

[jobber]

She looks like a mix of she's dead and she's depressed

 

[sammy]

I think she's cute and awquard the way no clothes sit correctly on her with those big sholders..

But I like cute, awquard, googly girls.

 

[newsguy]

Some of you remind me of that guy from the commercial they run way too much. With the shrine of Morgan Webb saying "I should be hosting XPLAY!!!" In all seriousness she's not ugly. She's cute in a different way. In person she probably looks better, and her rack bumps her rating up at least 2 points.

 

[Shig]

 

[Lathentar]

She looks like an ugly Teri Hatcher.

 

[StorablePrawn]

All the posters in this thread have girlfriends much, much hotter than Morgan Webb.

 

[teruterubozu]

What's deceiving is that Adam Sessler is actually a very small dude and it makes Morgan look like an Amazon woman. She's actually a way more petite than she looks on TV.

 

[Apharmd Battler]

Those pics above have my stomach hurting from laughing!! You guys are cruel!!

 

[Santo]

In real life she is TINY. About half the size as you probably imagine and JO to her. And I'm not talking about her penis...

 

[Slayven]

I heard she feeds on carrion, she gets it by cracking bones with her massive jaw.

 

[Gattsu25]

wow....she really does look like a guy in 99% of those pics

btw...the Steiner pics are f'king hilarious :lol

 

[demon]

That new haircut of hers is hideos.

HIDEOS

 

[karasu]

She is the worst host ever. She's so condescending, but she is a pretty lil thing.

 

[dem]

:lol

 

[Truelize]

I've always thought that Morgan Webb was hot.

I'm betting that all the haters couldn't get a chick half that good looking. And with half of that all natural rack.

RACK. I love that word. Say it with me...... RACK. Yeah that's it. Good job.

 

[Gattsu25]

my take: