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[psorcerer]

"Please make a move again after you already made one and got shot down, I am not able to simply ask you" is the answer.

Yup, and maybe that's what she likes?
I suspect she noticed the OP is not that forthcoming up until now (if we believe what OP says).

 

[Jasonadream]

Picture her as a ps5 that laughs at your jokes and gives you driving lessons. Sounds like a win win to me pal

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Yup, and maybe that's what she likes?
I suspect she noticed the OP is not that forthcoming up until now (if we believe what OP says).

Yep, and she is already nagging him about it.

Really, don't make this shit so complicated.
Just ask her.

It will be okay.

 

[psorcerer]

Really, don't make this shit so complicated.
Just ask her.

Dunno, it seems like OP is afraid to ask her.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Dunno, it seems like OP is afraid to ask her.

Fair enough, but doing some obfuscated emotional Disney princess move won't solve anything.

 

[Coolwhhip]

I'm kinda curious what kinda sexual jokes chad OP makes at work.

 

[wolfmat]

I'm kinda curious what kinda sexual jokes chad OP makes at work.

Yeah OP making some penis-in-vagina innuendos, the mom giggling in the background, epic "at least I don't have to buy custom faceplates" counters from the crush, what a scene, I can only imagine

 

[Halo is Back]

Going against the grain here, she was right. You got no ID and no car and want to bed a woman? PS5 is not a smart investment for your problem. At the very least wait till the next year to get one.

 

[highrider]

Honestly dude you sound completely naive about relationships. You need to start small, not with co-workers.

Chase excellence in life, not women. Women hang around at the finish line and pick the winners. You put women on a pedestal, you’re just going to be disappointed and taken advantage of. Read The Rational Male by Rolo Tomassi.

 

[Hudo]

Dude, just ask her out point blank. She either can say no, in which case you move on, or she says yes, in which case your coomer days are about to end. Who gives a flying fuck if you buy a PS5 or not? If she actually meant her comment about that seriously, you dodged a bullet. But my guess is that she meant that sarcastically or tried to drop another hint to ask her out already.

 

[psorcerer]

Fair enough, but doing some obfuscated emotional Disney princess move won't solve anything.

I'm not proficient with US-style but flowers is a simple stuff, nothing special.

 

[Halo is Back]

Dude, just ask her out point blank. She either can say no, in which case you move on, or she says yes, in which case your coomer days are about to end. Who gives a flying fuck if you buy a PS5 or not? If she actually meant her comment about that seriously, you dodged a bullet. But my guess is that she meant that sarcastically or tried to drop another hint to ask her out already.

Seriously, man if I actually had a girl to ask ME out I would be super happy. OP do you know how rare it is for a girl to ask you out? Shit, even if you're good looking 95% of girls expect you to make the move and ask her out. Just go on the date and let her know you are into her before it is too late.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I'm not proficient with US-style but flowers is a simple stuff, nothing special.

So what is your expectation what will happen after he puts a flower on her office table?

 

[psorcerer]

So what is your expectation what will happen after he puts a flower on her office table?

He'll feel better and more confident asking her?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

He'll feel better and more confident asking her?

About what will he feel better, and how will this make him more confident asking her if he has already shown his cards in advance?

 

[nush]

Seriously, man if I actually had a girl to ask ME out I would be super happy.

Trust me, only fat chicks do that.

 

[Super Mario]

It's not over. It's obvious from when you told her you didn't have a car, and she said she'd pick you up. She got extremely wet from how much of a loser you are. Then you got caught lying to her why you wouldn't hang out so you can play video games instead? Who is this guy?! It's only ruined once you tell her how beautiful she is before you get serious or try to hard to make an effort.

Sadly, this isn't a joke post.

 

[Ionian]

Put your PS5 box over her head and tell her you can't see her anymore.

 

[Ornlu]

I'm 29 and she's 26



I do. I still check her out.

Just go for it. Have a date with the girl and see how it goes.

 

[Riven326]

Put your PS5 box over her head and tell her you can't see her anymore.

Put the PS5 on her head.

 

[slugbahr]

Jim just shed a tear when I told him how you sacrificed pussy for a PlayStation 5.

Well, the PS5 does have some resale value after you've had your fun with it.

 

[ManofOne]

Where exactly did OP screw up?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Asking about kids and marriage? Questioning how you spend your money? You dodged a bullet bro

This man gets it. This broad desperately wants to get married. Get the hell away from those kinds of chicks.

 

[psorcerer]

About what will he feel better, and how will this make him more confident asking her if he has already shown his cards in advance?

What cards? You demand a high-level game from OP.

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Trust me, only fat chicks do that.

There's a lot of truth to this statement, but I would also add: ugly chicks.

 

[nush]

This man gets it. This broad desperately wants to get married. Get the hell away from those kinds of chicks.

"Her mom works there too so she approves of me. "

This girls mom knows she's also probably a no hoper as well and is being her wingman.

I WANT GRANDKIDS, just go after this low hanging fruit in the office.

 

[Elginer]

The PS5 won’t leave you, she would. Stay with the PS5.

 

[Javthusiast]

So a co-worker of mine developed a crush on me. I'm not the smartest person in the world but I picked up on that. Things like asking personal questions (like do you wanna have kids or get married), light touches while asking how was my day, laughing at my jokes (sexual ones too), and she talks to her mom about me. Her mom works there too so she approves of me.
Not gonna lie I started to like her too.

I know we're not supposed to shit where you eat but fuck dude, I've rarely had this happen to me. I was kinda settled into being forever alone kind-a-guy. Family members would ask when are you getting a girlfriend and I'll just give them a non-answer.

So one day, she hits me with the "So when are you gonna take me out?" Oh shit. My dumbass told her that I needed to get my shit together as in, I didn't have a car nor a driver's license to take her somewhere...However, She did say could pick me and so no worries.

Weeks later I was chatting around my co-workers about how I was getting a PS5. lol She kinda roasted me. "How are you gonna get your shit together then turn around and get a PS5". I knew I screw up at that point. She still flirts with me and even suggested that we hang out. But I think any romantic feelings she had for me are gone. Sucks because I thought my coomer days were ending.

What do you think, GAF?

Doesn't have to be romance, you can still be sex friends.

 

[Stouffers]

Are you both fat?

 

[Northeastmonk]

You’re taking too long to ask her out. This isn’t about a car or a license. You’re giving her the opportunity to roast you. You could tell her about how much you’re saving our planet by taking the bus or go into the statistics of how many deaths per year are caused by car accidents.

You aren’t the type to pawn your stuff to buy diapers? Imagine this: a screaming baby at 2 AM, she’s yelling at you because you bought a new hot game, and you’re miserable inside because you think about where this all started because you could manage this better if she was more supportive. I think you either dodged a bullet or you’re starting to see what other people don’t take into consideration.

 

[Stouffers]

The PS5 won’t leave you, she would. Stay with the PS5.

Both are capable of a high-pitched coil whine.

 

[Piku_Ringo]

With the name like gooch I'm not surprised

 

[Riven326]

"Her mom works there too so she approves of me. "

This girls mom knows she's also probably a no hoper as well and is being her wingman.

I WANT GRANDKIDS, just go after this low hanging fruit in the office.

Yeah, but he has a PS5.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

What cards? You demand a high-level game from OP.

Nope. I just tell him to cut the bullshit and go straight to her asking for a date. That's hardly 'high level game'.

Your rose idea sounds a lot like insecure manipulating beta game, though..

 

[Mohonky]

You really fucked up with the PS5 man; how are you supposed to show her how far Mario has come with a PS5? Mario isnt even on PS5.

Might as well have told her eating cucumbers that have been up your ass is your other hobby

 

[Javthusiast]

You really don't want to be dating coworkers especially if their mother also works there.

But if the mother is hot, he can have a threesome.

 

[DESTROYA]

Invite her over to play with your PS5, look not all relationships have to lead to marriage just go on a date and see where it goes. Do you really want to be kicking yourself in the balls a couple of years from now thinking this was your only chance?
Do you want to be some sort of incel your whole life ?

 

[Riven326]

Invite her over to play with your PS5, look not all relationships have to lead to marriage just go on a date and see where it goes. Do you really want to be kicking yourself in the balls a couple of years from now thinking this was your only chance?
Do you want to be some sort of incel your whole life ?

He could always ask the mom out.

 

[MacReady13]

So you mentioned getting a PS5, and that was the deal breaker for her? Yeah, I'd say you may have dodged a bullet there. I'm sorry but if a woman can't accept what you love in life, then she just isn't the right person for you.

 

[GeorgPrime]

"Her mom works there too so she approves of me. "

This girls mom knows she's also probably a no hoper as well and is being her wingman.

I WANT GRANDKIDS, just go after this low hanging fruit in the office.

"Get him to bang you and then divorce him so he can pay for the kids!"

Try the mom first, then tell her "I had to check her out so i know what i will bang later"

 

[psorcerer]

Your rose idea sounds a lot like insecure manipulating beta game, though..

Yup, that's correct.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Give her flowers (leave on her desk/workplace if you're too shy).
Pretty cheap way (even one flower will do) to make it look like you're apologizing, while not actually doing it. And marking your interest.

Flowers should never become before

A. You've banged or been intimate
B. You're in the doghouse

Also Valentines but that's really a corporate loophole

 

[psorcerer]

Flowers should never become before

A. You've banged or been intimate
B. You're in the doghouse

US-people are strange.
You talk about flowers like it's a honeymoon on Maldives.

 

[Ultra Violento]

The important thing to know is if she cooks some delicious meals. If not tell her to gtfo forever.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

US-people are strange.
You talk about flowers like it's a honeymoon on Maldives.

Pls

I'm not from the US

But simp recognises simp


Wait

 

[psorcerer]

But simp recognises simp

Fuck sake, it's for the OP to feel better.
He thinks he fucked up.
Until he stops thinking like that things won't improve.
Just constantly telling him "be an alpha male!" is pretty idiotic...

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Fuck sake, it's for the OP to feel better.
He thinks he fucked up.
Until he stops thinking like that things won't improve.
Just constantly telling him "be an alpha male!" is pretty idiotic...

He thinks he's fucked up, but he hasn't done anything to harm her, or that warrants giving apology flowers for

It's a big trap to think like that.

 

[psorcerer]

He thinks he's fucked up, but he hasn't done anything to harm her, or that warrant giving apologies flowers for

Yup, so what.
You cannot magically make people think differently by saying: just think differently!

It's a big trap to think like that

I agree, but it's not a helpful advice...

 

[lock2k]

Invite her to Astro's Playroom

 

[DogofWar]

What so because she made a smirk remark that you brag about your PS5 you think it is over?

Come on OP, man up for fucks sake. You are 29, not 14. Any decent girl accept your hobbies and nerdism but you better be prepared to get your balls broken for it. Just tease her back about that pony she has or whatever the fuck girls care about.