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[The Take Out Bandit]

I just thought you would like to know.

I have to run along and see if I need to wipe now.

God damned lactose intolerance. >:|

 

[Ecrofirt]

I am not impressed.

 

[Coin Return]

I hate when I have to fart, but I'm not sure if its wet poop, and I have to let it out slowly.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

If a goddamn glass of milk makes you shit your pants, I suggest swearing off.

 

[demi]

Thanks TToB, you're making Ohio look good.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

If a goddamn glass of milk makes you shit your pants, I suggest swearing off.

I'm putting the crap back in the crap shoot.

Thanks TToB, you're making Ohio look good.

I may well be sitting here in my own feces typing this reply to you.

Do you want me to describe what I'm wearing?

A/S/L

 

[Coin Return]

WTF, go wipe!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I thought this was going to be amazing breaking news.

I hope it smells and girls smell the smell and say "What's that smell"


EDIT: WTF At the google adds. "Crohns and Colitis" where to get help!

 

[Ollie Pooch]

I'm putting the crap back in the crap shoot.



I may well be sitting here in my own feces typing this reply to you.

Do you want me to describe what I'm wearing?

A/S/L

your solution :

the best
thing
ever

 

[Diablos]

Unfortunately, text posted by people across the country/world won't help you. Getting to a restroom and wiping your ass just might, however.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

Do you have a digital camera? Take pictures of the pants.

 

[Pochacco]

What a shitty thread.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Just like the Terror Alert color code warning system, this thread has been misleading.

THERE ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN MY UNDERPANTS, AS THERE ARE NO SHIT STAINS IN IRAQ!

It appears my asshole is just doing a stellar, yet alarming, impersonation of Miles Davis.

 

[GaimeGuy]

What a shitty thread.

I hate you

 

[demi]

I'm putting the crap back in the crap shoot.



I may well be sitting here in my own feces typing this reply to you.

Do you want me to describe what I'm wearing?

A/S/L

SAY THAT TO MY FACE

 

[AntoneM]

at least you didn't it work *cough*