David H Wong
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I personally believe the filmmakers made this movie only because they knew it would result in this thread.
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I watched God's Not Dead 2, because I guess I do that sort of thing now.
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TheGoddamn
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I bet in the third day movie Hercules will rise from the dead.
Thank you for your sacrifice! This is your ministry.
Thank you for your sacrifice! This is your ministry.
the anime man
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is there an after credits scene
Nick Fury comes in.
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If only all of GAF mods are so willing to sacrifice their well-being for the sake of our curiosity like you, Lionel, the world would become such a much more fulfilling thing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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MHWilliams
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Ray Wise is straight-up playing the Devil in this movie. It's never made literally explicit, but I don't know what else they could be going for. He's some kind of ultra-lawyer, and he hates Christianity. His only motivations given are "I hate these people and what they stand for," [his words] and some brief tirade about how situations like this could lead to the downfall of America. I don't how in the hell anyone in the jury is supposed to side with this man when he hisses out his words like Cobra fucking Commander.
Wasn't he literally the Devil in another show? Reaper?
Bless Lionel, he died (well fell asleep) for our sins.
The texts are killing me. You gotta show me how you did that.
I am kind of sad you went alone. If I was in any physical proximity of you I would go see it and riff on the movie.
Hope you don't get roped into that Columbine movie cause...yikes...
The texts are killing me. You gotta show me how you did that.
I am kind of sad you went alone. If I was in any physical proximity of you I would go see it and riff on the movie.
Hope you don't get roped into that Columbine movie cause...yikes...
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mariachi507
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The trailer for the Columbine movie is some straight up exploitative bullshit. It actually pissed me off.
Tinfoilhatsron
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#TakeLionelOffModding
Cherry tomatoes kick ass, don't you dare say otherwise.
Cherry tomatoes kick ass, don't you dare say otherwise.
ryutaro's mama
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Lionel does it again.
Judge Zeddmore sounds amazing.
Judge Zeddmore sounds amazing.
KarneeKarnay
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This was everything I could have hoped for. Thankyou Lionel for doing the lords work.
Textured Monk
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The death and return of Kevin Sorbo?
He was and he was the best thing about that show. Just going to assume it's the God's Not Dead cinematic universe.
A Link to the Past
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This probably goes without saying, but
It's super funny just how similarly they characterize the abuse and/or neglect of/towards children's religion in an extremely similar way to how many more parents treat their children based on their lack of religion.
It's super funny just how similarly they characterize the abuse and/or neglect of/towards children's religion in an extremely similar way to how many more parents treat their children based on their lack of religion.
CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls
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This gif is fucking gold, Lionel. What an amazing write-up.
OniBarubary
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Got a few chuckles out of me but absolutely lost my shit at the cut off text, "look you fucking bitch i" not once but fucking twice. Tears in my eyes.
Yeah, I watched it and stayed until the end. The subpoena shit was all a setup for that
Such persecution of Christians in America. Only 92% of the 114th Congress is Christian!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/05/congress-religious-affiliation_n_6417074.html
This has to change and with movies like God's Not Dead: 2 hopefully we can get that number up to 100% /s
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Beautiful
backflip10019
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Just went back and read all of the movie reviews.
God bless you, Lionel Mandrake, you marvelous person, you.
God bless you, Lionel Mandrake, you marvelous person, you.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Lionel, you never specified and I need to know. Do Sabrina and Youthful Lawyer fall in love and have beautiful heterosexual sex?
I ask because I'm writing a homoerotic fan fiction between Ray Wise and Pastor Dave, and I want to make it as accurate as possible.
I ask because I'm writing a homoerotic fan fiction between Ray Wise and Pastor Dave, and I want to make it as accurate as possible.
CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls
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That Last Days in the Desert actually looks pretty good. I'm sure Ewan McGregor didn't need a paycheck that badly and actually signed on to an interesting film. Might end up giving it a watch.
Corronchilejano
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I need to sub directly to Mandrake.
I mean, they tick the "Christian" box, but they're not Christian. A lot of them believe in Satan's lies, Evolution and Global Warming, a lot of them are happy to redefine our most cherished institution to include heathenous homosexuals, and don't get me started on how they coddle the Muslims!
Real Christians are a tiny minority in this once-great country, which is why our persecution is so prevalent and our outright execution so imminent.
I have a secret. I... am a CHRISTIAN. Not only that, but I'm a Sunday School teacher (high school students). I worry every day about the feds kicking down my door, confiscating my lessons, and hauling me to the slammer.
I know lots of people who loved the first movie, including a few who dutifully texted "GODS NOT DEAD" to me when they saw it. I remember discussing the movie's potential with my wife before we saw it. She assumed so many people liking it meant it had to be at least decent. I assumed it meant the movie told them what they want to hear (I'm fairly far left politically, she's center/non-political). We watched it, and she learned to take friend reviews of this kind of movie with a grain of salt.
I haven't seen the second one yet, but will eventually. However, I can't overstate how much these movies annoy me as a Christian. It's a frightening look into the conservative Christian bubble in which these people live, where all Christians are heroes, and non-Christians are the enemy to be defeated. In their minds they are the good-old-days real Americans, trying to hold on to a country being corrupted by radicals. Outside the bubble, of course, it's the exact opposite. The rest of us are going along OK, and they're the radical element trying to hold us back.
The whippersnappers on here may be to young to remember The West Wing tv show about a Democratic president and his staff in the White House. The best seasons aired from 1999 to 2003 and I assume most 20 year old gaffers weren't watching political drama when they were five. One of the great things the show endeavored to do was to set up arguments about political issues between characters who disagreed. It's been a while but I remember discussions about education, social issues, religious issues, etc. What they did that I really appreciated was present both sides of the issue as reasonable and informed. Like in real life, there were a few firebrand a-hole Republicans who were unwilling to work with anyone, but for the most part the opposition were depicted as reasonable adults who disagreed for reasonable reasons (sorry).
Flash forward to the GND Cinematic Universe. The "bad guys" in the movies are the most mustache twirltyingest villains I've ever seen put to film. Imagine how different these movies would be if there were actual discussion between reasonable adults who disagree? Remember lefty liberal blogger Amy from the first movie? Her one and only question to the Duck Dynasty people was essentially, "You're a Christian. How dare you?" Really Amy? REALLY? In real life she would have asked him about gay marriage, or abortion, or poverty. In the GND Bubble instead she asks "Can you tell the churchgoers in the theater how much you love Jesus?"
Imagine actual conversation between some of these characters. Imagine a non-Christian explaining problems he or she has with the church and the Christian character trying to help make sense of it all. Imagine a non-believer being a great person who just doesn't believe. Imagine a Christian friend of that non-believer just loving them despite their differences. Imagine actual debate between adults on tough issues with both sides represented fairly.
Instead we get antagonists who are so cartoonishly evil the congregation in the audience practically boos them like they're bad guys in a puppet show. I'd love to see a story like this handled by someone who lives in the actual world. I'd love to see a movie where both believers and non-believers could see themselves represented fairly on-screen while still conveying the message the filmmakers want to convey. Of course, making a movie like this would be very difficult, and this group is obviously not up to the challenge.
Of course, maybe they don't need to challenge themselves. The point of these movies is obviously not outreach, so I assume it's just about making money. If that's the case, I'd say they're doing pretty well.
I know lots of people who loved the first movie, including a few who dutifully texted "GODS NOT DEAD" to me when they saw it. I remember discussing the movie's potential with my wife before we saw it. She assumed so many people liking it meant it had to be at least decent. I assumed it meant the movie told them what they want to hear (I'm fairly far left politically, she's center/non-political). We watched it, and she learned to take friend reviews of this kind of movie with a grain of salt.
I haven't seen the second one yet, but will eventually. However, I can't overstate how much these movies annoy me as a Christian. It's a frightening look into the conservative Christian bubble in which these people live, where all Christians are heroes, and non-Christians are the enemy to be defeated. In their minds they are the good-old-days real Americans, trying to hold on to a country being corrupted by radicals. Outside the bubble, of course, it's the exact opposite. The rest of us are going along OK, and they're the radical element trying to hold us back.
The whippersnappers on here may be to young to remember The West Wing tv show about a Democratic president and his staff in the White House. The best seasons aired from 1999 to 2003 and I assume most 20 year old gaffers weren't watching political drama when they were five. One of the great things the show endeavored to do was to set up arguments about political issues between characters who disagreed. It's been a while but I remember discussions about education, social issues, religious issues, etc. What they did that I really appreciated was present both sides of the issue as reasonable and informed. Like in real life, there were a few firebrand a-hole Republicans who were unwilling to work with anyone, but for the most part the opposition were depicted as reasonable adults who disagreed for reasonable reasons (sorry).
Flash forward to the GND Cinematic Universe. The "bad guys" in the movies are the most mustache twirltyingest villains I've ever seen put to film. Imagine how different these movies would be if there were actual discussion between reasonable adults who disagree? Remember lefty liberal blogger Amy from the first movie? Her one and only question to the Duck Dynasty people was essentially, "You're a Christian. How dare you?" Really Amy? REALLY? In real life she would have asked him about gay marriage, or abortion, or poverty. In the GND Bubble instead she asks "Can you tell the churchgoers in the theater how much you love Jesus?"
Imagine actual conversation between some of these characters. Imagine a non-Christian explaining problems he or she has with the church and the Christian character trying to help make sense of it all. Imagine a non-believer being a great person who just doesn't believe. Imagine a Christian friend of that non-believer just loving them despite their differences. Imagine actual debate between adults on tough issues with both sides represented fairly.
Instead we get antagonists who are so cartoonishly evil the congregation in the audience practically boos them like they're bad guys in a puppet show. I'd love to see a story like this handled by someone who lives in the actual world. I'd love to see a movie where both believers and non-believers could see themselves represented fairly on-screen while still conveying the message the filmmakers want to convey. Of course, making a movie like this would be very difficult, and this group is obviously not up to the challenge.
Of course, maybe they don't need to challenge themselves. The point of these movies is obviously not outreach, so I assume it's just about making money. If that's the case, I'd say they're doing pretty well.
Not sure what constitutes a "Jesus Camp" fully, but at the height of my teen evangelical years I met my wife while working at a Christian summer camp. And I only really started asking questions after meeting her and growing in confidence so I can't say it hurt my development-- in fact, it probably gave me a character arc.
"Jesus Camp" has a fairly specific meaning based on the documentary, which is essentially Christian conservative brainwashing for kids. If you went to a Christian camp where you made friends, roasted marshmallows, and sang a few songs, that sounds fun. If you went to one where you worshiped a cardboard cutout of George W Bush, that's not so good.
So, I know I'm probably putting more thought into the plot than the script writers did but... what exactly was the trial about? The teacher isn't allowed to talk about Jesus during a history class? I mean, even if you consider Christianity a myth, and Jesus a fictional character, the Bible itself - and thus the Jesus character - had such an important impact on history, cultures and civilizations that not mentioning him during the class at all would be weird.
And how exactly did Sabrina and the Youthful Lawyer win the case? Because, at least from what Madrake posted, nothing indicates how Sabrina's testimony on the last day could put them in the winning situation. If anything, her telling that story about church sign would make her look really stupid. (couldn't they seriously think of a better story?)
And how does winning the trial prove that "God's not dead"?
And why the hell does those movies even use the title "God's Not Dead"? If you think God exists, then he can't be dead because he's God (duh). However, if you think God doesn't exist, he can't be dead either because he's never existed, was never alive and thus couldn't die. So... even the title makes no goddamn sense. :|
And how exactly did Sabrina and the Youthful Lawyer win the case? Because, at least from what Madrake posted, nothing indicates how Sabrina's testimony on the last day could put them in the winning situation. If anything, her telling that story about church sign would make her look really stupid. (couldn't they seriously think of a better story?)
And how does winning the trial prove that "God's not dead"?
And why the hell does those movies even use the title "God's Not Dead"? If you think God exists, then he can't be dead because he's God (duh). However, if you think God doesn't exist, he can't be dead either because he's never existed, was never alive and thus couldn't die. So... even the title makes no goddamn sense. :|
Phenomenal review. I was practically asked to be removed from one lecture class because I had such a great time reading this review. Such a train wreck of a movie. I also come from a religious background, and the entirely dishonest presentation of religion would have me fuming if it wasn't done so poorly. Or hilariously.
Dandy Crocodile
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Your reviews have given me a disturbing morbid curiosity about these films.
I want to watch them myself, if only to say that I have when I put them down.
I want to watch them myself, if only to say that I have when I put them down.
littlebigman
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The filmmakers think that Atheists are actually convinced of God's existence already, but they hate Him and want to "kill" Him, theoretically speaking. Hence why Hercules in the first movie tries to make Joss Whedon write that God is dead. It's religious opinion myopia at its finest.
As another poster explained, apparently the young lawyer showed the court what kind of persecution Christians would end up facing if Sabrina did not win this case, because slippery slopes and all that.
Then everyone goes "Man, that is mean, I guess we must not set the legal precedent" etc.
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