Apparently you never watch(ed) college football.
If Tim Tebow wins the Super Bowl, mosques will burn and immigrants will be banished
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Tebow wasn't born in the US or on US-soil (Military Base, etc.), so he's out of any Presidential Ambition. lol Tebow hype going beyond football.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
He was born to US citizens, therefore he would be a US Citizen and still eligible for the US Presidency, should he choose to pursue it after leading the Broncos to what can only be multiple Super bowl victories.
Liquidsnake
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The pain and fake smile on Elway's face is so god worthy. I piss myself everytime I see him flash a smile while gritting his teeth.
Except that's not how it works.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Choke on the Magic
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Why is this even a discussion? Did he major in political science or something? He's a quarterback in the NFL. wtf GAF?
Craig James is running for US Senate. Anything is possible.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Yeah, Jack Kemp ran for President. Steve Largent was a Senator? NFL players have become Supreme Court Justices.
Yeah he's going to have to win a superbowl to be vindicated. It wouldn't even matter if he went to the afc title game every year of his career, the doubters at ESPN are always moving the goalposts. He could win 1 and never do anything for the rest of his career and he will have proven everyone wrong.
Choke on the Magic
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Wow. Well it is Texas. Btw where was Tebow born anyway?
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Phillipines
Tom Brady: Defender of mosques and immigrants.
Tom Brady is a has been and has never won anything without cheating. And he's ugly.
Pray to your new defender:
Tebow was sent to this planet on August 14th in the Earth year 1987, in a jewel-encrusted pack-n-play from the planet Kor-El. He was discovered by American tourists on a remote pacific island. He performed his own circumcision and then is believed to help inspire the overthrow of the wretched dictator Manuel Noriega, thus beginning his long history of leading upstart groups of people to defeat incompetent forces.
While on the island he learned how to throw by watching local monkeys throw their feces. His parents brought him to America soon after and the rest is history.
While on the island he learned how to throw by watching local monkeys throw their feces. His parents brought him to America soon after and the rest is history.
Choke on the Magic
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Wasn't McCain born in Panama right? He still ran.
Dude Abides
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ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Dude Abides
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What? Look at Obama's moves...
Pshaw. Look at that lame matador D - you play defense with your feet, not your hands! Dudes were obviously letting him win.
He's going to be the only President that will still be an active NFL player.
McCain was born on a Military Base iirc which is US Soil, Tebow was just born in the Philippines.
state-of-the-art
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Choke on the Magic
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Oh okay. So....why was he born there? Parents missionaries?
bengraven
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That is exactly correct.
Mark Sanchez has been to the AFC Title Game the last two years. He's still an abysmal QB. You're confusing the issue. Tim Tebow is not a good quarterback. Obviously Denver is winning despite that.
I was actually planning on rolling a Timtebow Human Paladin alt if I went back to WoW.
He's totally a paladin IMO.
What? Look at Obama's moves...
Should have purified themselves in the waters of lake Minnetonka.
Haha, I was going to say this. It seems obvious...
Choke on the Magic
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Run the play; Computer Blue.
Hey man, you slap down the president's shit, next thing you know he's slapping your shit down via secret service agents sent to beat your ass up.
BobsRevenge
I do not avoid women, GAF, but I do deny them my essence.
Let's see how well you block my shot when you're in GUANTANIMO BAY!
I'm so tired of the Tebow hate. The dude is the opposite of hypocritical Christians that go out and preach out of one side of their mouth and do the opposite. He states his faith and leaves it at that. He sold his possessions in college to go to help poor people in third world country. The dude is sincerely a good person. I like him and I'm an atheist.
Go Tebow!
Go Tebow!
ThatCrazyGuy
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A guy from a well off family who goes to a major college football powerhouse, under scholarship, which provides him everything (probably with some side benefits under the table), and with a future career that most likely would mean he would earn millions of dollars.
Yea, he did alot by selling his possessions.
What have you done?
And to say he had a guaranteed career is ridiculous. Every single draft guru said he'd never win a game in the NFL. This was no Manning coming out of college. Oh well, haters will hate and the loudest haters are the ones that are always jealous.
ThatCrazyGuy
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Sold all my possessions, except my tablet. I was born in the PI too. I'm catholic. Get me on TV.
Nobody said he wouldn't be in the NFL, that he would be a shitty QB. to say nobody said he would be in the NFL in some capacity is false.
I don't hate him, I hate the sports attention around him that is not honestly about the sport side of it. It's a story because of all the wrong reasons.
I bet he a fine young man, who puts on his pants one leg at a time.
Unless he sold them.
Why do you care so much that other people hate?
J-Roderton
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This is getting way out of hand.
You need to spend 5 minutes with Tebow. You'd be a better person.
ThatCrazyGuy
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I am feeling a tab bit under the weather. I would love his healing touch right now.
O wait, you hating on me for not having an IPAD!!!!????
eudaemonic
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That Singer Guy said:
*snickers* So did the Inquisition.
Note: I don't hate Tebow. I hate the pedestal people have placed him on because his belief gives them something in common. The man plays football for fucks sake. It's not like he's negotiating peace in war torn countries.
I don't think he'll be winning the super bowl this season. If he makes the playoffs the Steelers and Ravens (much like the Lions) will make him wish he was a normal quarterback and not some fullback/quarterback combo. Also the way he plays means he probably won't last more than 3 or 4 years without succumbing to injury, unless god is on his side.
Everyone he's played has only had one side of the equation (defense or offense but neither both). I think when he plays a balanced team he'll get embarrassed.
Everyone he's played has only had one side of the equation (defense or offense but neither both). I think when he plays a balanced team he'll get embarrassed.
NihonTiger90
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J-Roderton
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Dude Abides
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This is ridiculous. Tebow's actually gone out of his way to say that God doesn't care about who wins or loses a stupid football game. As far as I can tell he's a deeply religious guy with a good head on his shoulders. Maybe there's more about him I'm unaware of?
I hate him that much =p
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