If Tim Tebow wins the Super Bowl, mosques will burn and immigrants will be banished
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Good point, but I don't think he had the rabid fan base that Tebow has.
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All hail Tim Tebow, my lord and savior.
Dude, not funny.
Dude Abides
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Rabbi's just jealous. Jews had to spend 40 years in the wilderness before receiving Yahweh's favor. Tebow only had to spend one.
TheKaeptain
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On Sunday, Justin Bieber's father and the Patriots will destroy those from Denver.
DangerStepp
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He's a liar.
Azzurri
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As much as I would like to say he's liar, I believe him.
Duane Cunningham
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The Chiefs will pull the upset this week.
Azzurri
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Oh lawd, Tyler Palko AKA Shane Falco couldn't win you game if he was granted Tebow Powers
Squirrel Killer
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Palko gets killed on the first offensive play, Ricky "The Manzi" Stanzi comes in with his Captain America cape* on and takes the Stanzi City Chiefs to the Super Bowl.** It'll be a Christ Tebow vs. America Stanzi Super Bowl, and the "My Country Right or Wrong" evangelicals' heads will collectively explode.
Duane Cunningham
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Pow, I was going to say exactly this! Ricky Stanzi gonna shock the world! Fuck Andrew Luck. Stanzi.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Duane Cunningham
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I think people get annoyed that his piousness leads to a lot more fan support from around the country than his football skills deserve.
Also, his opponents may not appreciate the implication that they lost because God loved them less.
Because his talents (mostly related to his mechanics) fly in the face of conventional Football thinking. His failure was a pre-ordained certainty. Especially in this era of Sabre-minded sports, where ideas like 'heart', 'grittiness' and 'leadership' are archaic cliches that don't mean anything.
Which is why his success if such an amazing story. The 'good, Christian boy' angle just adds more to it.
It would be like if Shaq hit 100% of his free throws for his career or Vlad Guerrero was a .400 hitter. Those probably don't mean anything to a non-American sports fan, but they are apt comparisons.
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I'm an atheist who has zero problems with Tim Tebow. Sure the man is faithful, strongly so, but he isn't hurting anyone and he does a lot of good for others.
I also don't think he claims god has any role in his success. At worst he thanks Jesus after a game, it's not like he's going, "haha you heathens! I told you so, better convert before you burn in hell!!". The guy doesn't press much.
The folks who hate him are insecure atheists or are just haters. (or still legitimately dislike him as a QB).
I also don't think he claims god has any role in his success. At worst he thanks Jesus after a game, it's not like he's going, "haha you heathens! I told you so, better convert before you burn in hell!!". The guy doesn't press much.
The folks who hate him are insecure atheists or are just haters. (or still legitimately dislike him as a QB).
I like Tebow. He totally gives all credit to God his any success he achieves.
Yeah it's really hard to dislike him personally.
Most people hate him because what the media does and how they prop him up, but he doesn't do anything bad to justify personal hate. He can't control the media.
I don't agree with his faith but I'm not going to bash him for it. That's just immature.
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Really? Because I remember him saying in a couple interviews that what he does on the field is all him and teammates.
I think he's more in the mindset of "god gave me the abilities, it's up to me to use them" sort of deal.
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God won't give you anything that you can't handle. Tebow was simply pre-determined to be born better because he'd actually go through on sending god's message to the world.
Brady, please bash this guys face in.
Brady, please bash this guys face in.
BannedEpisode
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You are wrong.
Edit: Actually, I might be. Both of his parents are naturalized citizens, the definition is kinda hazy.
Dude Abides
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Pretty sure that chick with the huge tits isn't his girlfriend.
I blame toothless mouthbreathing Gata fans for the Tebow hype phenomenon. They started it.
I blame toothless mouthbreathing Gata fans for the Tebow hype phenomenon. They started it.
Brady doesn't play defense. Maybe he should though, they couldn't be any worse than they are now.
But Brady can score points. And scoring more than 20 points against Denver should solidify a win.
It is ok, I hear the pats are going to clone edelman a few times to strenghten the D.
Well all this tebow love at least increases the chances i can see the pats game this sunday
If they had a good defense I would agree. Tebow's more than capable of putting up 30+ on a shit defense. He just did it a couple of weeks ago against the Vikings, and they have a better pass rush than the Patriots do.
Broncos scored more than 30 against both the Vikings and Oakland with Tebow. I'm pretty sure the patriots have a lower ranked defense than either one.
Not saying they'll win, but stranger things have happened....
Something Wicked
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Tim, meet Mr. Wilfork.
That pic is only like 4 or 5 years old now.
Yep! Completely forgot about that guy.
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Fenderputty
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I think he's a genuine guy. I'm not religious at all, but I don't care if he is. He's a clean cut upstanding guy. Sometimes his constant thanking of God is annoying, but it seems harmless. He's also proof you don't need to be the most talented person to succeed. He's a good leader and the team is running well behind him. He's always giving someone else the credit too. Sounds like the kinda guy I would want to play with honestly.
I think he gets more publicity for this whole thing than Kurt Warner did due to his success in college. People have been doubting him since he graduated. I was one of them. Now he's succeeding depsite all his critics. It just makes for an interesting story.
I think he gets more publicity for this whole thing than Kurt Warner did due to his success in college. People have been doubting him since he graduated. I was one of them. Now he's succeeding depsite all his critics. It just makes for an interesting story.
Dude Abides
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Tim, meet Mr. Wilfork.
Ooooh, scary. The anchor of a defense so stout it holds opponents to only slightly over 400 yards a game!
The Cubans went up to Maine to pick Strawberries or whatever that is up there, does that count?
HEY-OH?
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Do I have to order one of those from NFL shop.com?
The Christian Bookstore across the street from the Oaks Mall in that smaller stripmall (that used to have an AMC that is now a Christian Movie theater or something like that, despite showing X-men First Class...) had his biography in the window which made me lol. I don't care about football at all and Gainesville's fascination with the sport/UF team and Tebow (and whats his face that was under Spirrer) after winning games is hilarious.
Edit: Whoops, meant to edit this in. Damn multi-quote doesn't work with edit. :/
Well, maybe it's because you say things like:
Which sounds psychotic.
I think there's something hilarious about 1000 years of known sordid history that hasn't made you want to renounce Christianity, but a young, earnest athlete that is drawing a lot of attention leaves it all up in the air.
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Dude Abides said:
Pats' D-line != Pats' secondary
Tebow and his shitty arm make for perhaps the best match-up for the Pats' D this season.
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