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Just wins

 

[Dude Abides]

Pats' D-line != Pats' secondary

Neither are anything to fear.

 

[ZeroRay]

I predict another overtime win for Tebro.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Pats defense fucking sucks.

I can't wait for the Brady man tears.

 

[Cyan]

Maybe if they all walked into a bar...

"Tim Tebow walks into a bar.

Somehow this results in the Broncos winning an NFL game."

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

 

[Liquidsnake]

I would follow him into battle.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I dunno that these girls are pure enough to endure Tebow.

They look like trashy women with STDs.

 

[ThatCrazyGuy]

playing against Tebow is like playing against a Dan player in SF. There is added pressure because you are not supposed to lose and you start doing stupid stuff you wouldn't normally do. Plus is embarressing to lose to Dan and his pink gi.

street fighter players know what I am talking about.

Tebow is the Dan of the nfl

 

[Liquidsnake]

They look like trashy women with STDs.

Yeah just the kind of girl I seek out when I am on the hunt.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Yeah just the kind of girl I seek out when I am on the hunt.

Personally, I think they're both ugly with way too much make up.

But I'd hit and quit it.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Personally, I think they're both ugly with way too much make up.

But I'd hit and quit it.

*Sigh* I don't know why I am attracted to the trashiest women I have actually used the search function online for "Trailer trash"

And I am not talking about google search.

 

[Diprosalic]

if being a QB is even remotely the same as in tV/movies then no way he's a virgin, no man has so much self control.

 

[jmdajr]

*Sigh* I don't know why I am attracted to the trashiest women

what you like is what you like, and that's that... no shame...

 

[Gaborn]

Pats defense fucking sucks.

I can't wait for the Brady man tears.

Honestly, as much as I don't care about Tebow himself it's the REACTIONS he generates from his supporters and detractors week to week (not to mention the players) that are so golden. It's really hilarious whether they win like against the Bears ("Tebow is a great running back") or they lose against the Lions and they're Tebowing for TD celebrations. It's amazing how dug in people are about their views of him as a player.

Personally? like I said I don't really care. He seems ok but I wouldn't want him on my team (even if we didn't have Stafford) unless he was more consistent.

 

[krameriffic]

Pats' D-line != Pats' secondary

Tebow and his shitty arm make for perhaps the best match-up for the Pats' D this season.

God I love fans. They will defend their team on the flimsiest ground they can possibly find.

 

[NH Apache]

Neither are anything to fear.

Can't fucking wait.

 

[ZZMitch]

As an atheist, Tebow is the man. Fuck the haters!

 

[Pollux]

Some people just like him because he's a nice humble hard-working guy. I don't give a fuck about religion and I like him, even though I call him names and wish him dead for 55 minutes every Sunday.

Plus Tebow winning the Superbowl any time soon is definitely not going to happen.

But if it did would you start to believe in God?

Personally, I think they're both ugly with way too much make up.

But I'd hit and quit it.

The brunette does nothing for me, look at those pointy shoulders. The blonde is hot.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

Didn't Mayo get hurt for the Pats last week? That would probably hurt their defense even more. I'm hoping for the Dark Lord to prevail, but it might be tough.

But if it did would you start to believe in God?

I would start to believe in Von Miller.

 

[speculawyer]

Who?

 

[xavi42]

Tebow is interesting because he is Christian, yet he goes against the stereotype of modern day Christians. Most people think of people like Rick Perry or Sarah Palin as 'Christians'. Vile and hateful people who don't like gays, immigrants, or the poor. But Tebow seems to capture the true spirit of Christ. People should judge him for who he is and not on what other people think he represents.

 

[jon bones]

the guy wins games, but i'd love to see him play fullback instead of qb.

he's also a super decent guy who donates tons of money to good causes he believes in.

how can you hate on him?

 

[this guy]

Blessed be Tebow, hear thy prayers and vanquish the foul heathen Patriots! And then promptly return to hell from whence ye came for defeating the holy Bears in a most dishonorable fashion!

 

[Pollux]

the guy wins games, but i'd love to see him play fullback instead of qb.

he's also a super decent guy who donates tons of money to good causes he believes in.

how can you hate on him?

And he does missionary work and builds houses for those in need.

Examples of charity work and being a decent person

 

[divisionbyzorro]

Tebow doesn't so much win games as he convinces everybody around him that they can always win, regardless of the circumstances.

 

[marrec]

Tebow is interesting because he is Christian, yet he goes against the stereotype of modern day Christians. Most people think of people like Rick Perry or Sarah Palin as 'Christians'. Vile and hateful people who don't like gays, immigrants, or the poor. But Tebow seems to capture the true spirit of Christ. People should judge him for who he is and not on what other people think he represents.

So you're saying he's basically Dan Aykroyd?

the guy wins games, but i'd love to see him play fullback instead of qb.

he's also a super decent guy who donates tons of money to good causes he believes in.

how can you hate on him?

How can I hate on him? The same way I can hate on anyone who is an exemplary example of what every human being should strive to be. That motherfucker.

 

[divisionbyzorro]

So you're saying he's basically Dan Aykroyd?

Yes. That is exactly what he's saying.

How can I hate on him? The same way I can hate on anyone who is an exemplary example of what every human being should strive to be. That motherfucker.

So you're basically saying that every human being should strive to commit incest?

 

[Jay Sosa]

Personally, I think they're both ugly with way too much make up.

But I'd hit and quit it.

hideous even, especially the blonde one!

 

[marrec]

So you're basically saying that every human being should strive to commit incest?

Dude, if that's what it takes to become Dan Aykroyd...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I would love to see Tebow win a SB just to see the reactions.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Te-bronies

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

playing against Tebow is like playing against a Dan player in SF. There is added pressure because you are not supposed to lose and you start doing stupid stuff you wouldn't normally do. Plus is embarressing to lose to Dan and his pink gi.

street fighter players know what I am talking about.

Tebow is the Dan of the nfl

This...This is perfect!

 

[Freshmaker]

According to an opinion piece in The Jewish Week.
Tim Tebow Problem



Agree?
Does Tim Tebow really generate this much hate?
I find this repulsive.

I find this highly unlikely.

On top of that, I don't think Denver has a shot of winning the Superbowl given how flimsy their team actually is.

 

[Bill Squabber]

Can't wait for the backlash when he comes out the closet; then I would respect Tebow.

 

[jon bones]

Blessed be Tebow, hear thy prayers and vanquish the foul heathen Patriots! And then promptly return to hell from whence ye came for defeating the holy Bears in a most dishonorable fashion!

Amen.

 

[UberTag]

That's an undercurrent. But it's also the fact that he is succeeding despite really poor mechanics and play.

Can we get a PhotoShop expert to update this dictionary listing to showcase Tebow?

 

[Slayven]

Is Tebow a paladin or a cleric?

 

[Dresden]

I like Tebow. He's an evangelical nut but on the other hand he seems to be a hard working nice guy who pisses Elway off with every unlikely victory.

 

[Pollux]

I find this highly unlikely.

On top of that, I don't think Denver has a shot of winning the Superbowl given how flimsy their team actually is.

Clearly you don't believe in miracles. If anyone can do it Tim Tebow can.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Is Tebow a paladin or a cleric?

Man, this is a good question.

I mean, I would say Paladin. But he also buffs his teammates as well.

Warpriest?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is this article serious or a joke?

 

[bonesmccoy]

I have a lot of difficulty understanding how Tebow's faith is difficult for The Jewish Week's columnist to accept, while Drew Brees's or Reggie White's wasn't. White was an ordained minister!

I've always thought that the furor around Tebow is that he has utterly and wholly discredited a couple dozen ESPN 'analysts'. These guys were vociferous in their condemnation of his career prospects, and he showed them to be hollow blowhards that they are.

 

[Mortrialus]

Who is this Tebow guy?

 

[Freshmaker]

Clearly you don't believe in miracles. If anyone can do it Tim Tebow can.

Not many teams can consistently skate by doing nothing until the 4th quarter. Especially if they run into a team that's actually productive the rest of the game.

 

[Pollux]

Who is this Tebow guy?

Some would say the Second Coming of Christ. With the world ending in 2012 it would make sense. If he leads the Broncos to a Super Bowl Championship, we should all begin to believe.

Not many teams can consistently skate by doing nothing until the 4th quarter. Especially if they run into a team that's actually productive the rest of the game.

Your missing the point. Jesus and God are on his side, thus it doesn't matter what the other team does, because a comeback or miraculous game winning play is inevitable.

lol.

 

[Jay Sosa]

I have a lot of difficulty understanding how Tebow's faith is difficult for The Jewish Week's columnist to accept, while Drew Brees's or Reggie White's wasn't. White was an ordained minister!

Maybe because he is one of the few that actually lives what he prays. I still can't get over the fact he went to a leper colony on his vacation. I'm an atheist but If everyone was like him I wouldn't be so critical about religion anymore.

I've always thought that the furor around Tebow is that he has utterly and wholly discredited a couple dozen ESPN 'analysts'. These guys were vociferous in their condemnation of his career prospects, and he showed them to be hollow blowhards that they are.

I love Tebow since I saw him at UF running over guys but again, he isn't a good NFL QB and never will be. They had to change their offensive gameplan to option to make it work the first few weeks.

 

[Freshmaker]

Your missing the point. Jesus and God are on his side, thus it doesn't matter what the other team does, because a comeback or miraculous game winning play is inevitable.

Eh. It's been done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NryGUl-by0

 

[Pollux]

Eh. It's been done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NryGUl-by0

lol

 

[Dude Abides]

I have a lot of difficulty understanding how Tebow's faith is difficult for The Jewish Week's columnist to accept, while Drew Brees's or Reggie White's wasn't. White was an ordained minister!

I've always thought that the furor around Tebow is that he has utterly and wholly discredited a couple dozen ESPN 'analysts'. These guys were vociferous in their condemnation of his career prospects, and he showed them to be hollow blowhards that they are.

The blowhards could still be right. Seven games is not a career.