Demigod Mac said:
The Puritans are out in full force today.
And they made nary a peep about Voldo's costume or the overabundance of [unrealistically] idealized male figures in the game. Telling, isn't it?
Honestly, the only thing in this game that disturbs me is Voldo's massive "Moose Knuckle". Seriously, he must be taking lessons from David Bowie a la Labyrinth. Of course, I think Voldo is supposed to disturb people a little, so mission accomplished.
And serisouly people, if you don't by this game because of OMG boobies, do you extend that to every facet of your life? I hope you don't buy beer, tires, soap, shampoo, razors, shaving cream.... do I need to go on ? Sex sells, has sold for forever, and will continue to sell. Does it dissapoint me that they gave members of the cast MASSIVE racks? yeah it does. Just as much as I was dissapointed they gave Lady a massive rack in DMC4. Did it in any way affect gameplay, or the enjoyment of said game?
Heck no. So I suggest you take out your angers in the following way: pick up a controller and beat the hell out of Ivy. Maybe, just maybe, in the proccess you will have fun and keep playing.
As for SC4 as a game, it rocks man. We've been playing non-stop since we got it (360), and I can say yet again Cervantes is a god. Also, Ashlotte is tons of fun to play as (or at least, I think so. My other two roomates hate her :lol ). The MP is .... intresting. We were getting lag that made Guard Impacts almost impossible (unless very lucky), and in the end just resorted to kicking each other's butts in local MP. But our internet has been kinda wonky lately, so it could just be our connection.