I'm a PIRATE!, but I can't get to Panama...

Gotta march overland, I assume? Just like Henry Morgan...

On another note, I'm sailing around in a tooled-up frigate, Baron R. runs in fear at the mention of my name, and a score of pillaged settlements lie in my wake. But the chicks all tell me my terpsichory sucks. Damnit.
 
Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight. I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it. Ah, you reach down, between my legs, ease the seat back.
 
CrispinB said:
Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight. I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it. Ah, you reach down, between my legs, ease the seat back.

She’s blinding, I’m flying,
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, ain’t no stopping now!
Panama, panama
Panama, panama
 
If you haven't tried it, Willco, pillage some settlements. Phat Lewtz if you pick the right target, too.

Hmm, maybe that's what I'll do when I get home tonight. Pack enough pirates onto a couple of war galleons....turn the whole north coast of South America...dutch. Woop.
 
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