A recent experience at a new job has confirmed to me that Mac fans are collectively delusional, and it requires a certain amount of cognitive dissonance in their part to maintain their collective delusion.
Yeah I know, you wouldn't expect me to say anything else, right? But in reality, I was fairly neutral about prospect of using Macs as long as it didn't cost me extra money. I have taught for years on Macs at Otis (local art college) and I can deal with it no problem. Or so I thought.
Then I got this new job at a major Hollywood studio in their licensing department. They told me I have to use a Mac. I said fine. for how much they are paying me, I will suffer through Linux if I had to.
So I show up at work first day and I find a 27" 2013 iMac on my desk. And it wasn't the base model either. It had 32GB of RAM and 1TB SSD in it. This config was probably $4000 easy. Out of habit though, having worked in many consultant positions, I always carry my Tablet PC to work the first day. Some jobs didn't provide a computer for several days even though it is onsite work, in the past.
It turns out that the computers at this place is used for 3 main things: Preparing high resolution multi page PDF files for the film-makers to do their final approval (I and others serve as first line of filter of all the licensee submissions), accessing online for web based database/submission system to catalog all the products being produced under license, and use a Wacom tablet to do draw overs when you need to clarify changes you are demanding to the licensees when necessary.
So let me get to why I think Mac users are collectively delusional: The majority of the creative crew for this job was assembled, along with a new creative director in the last 4 months prior to my arrival. Before that was just 2 people working on PCs with the web based app, which was written for Internet Explorer. This system goes back a few years it turns out, before Firefox really took off. Anyways, when the new creative director came in, she ordered all the gear for the new crew that was about to be hired. Being a "creative", she demanded Macs. Even though the job required interaction with Internet Explorer based web application, Macs were bought. Expensive Macs. $4000 per station. paired with $70 Wacom tablets. Yeesh....
So my first week with the Mac, I quickly find the workflow EXCRUCIATING. I had Safari, Firefox, and Chrome preloaded in my iMac. ALL OF THEM crashed every third or so links I clicked on their web based submission system. My coworkers were all like "Yep, that's 'X (name of the web based system which will remain anonymous in this post)' for ya. It is just GARBAGE. It's terrible. But what can we do? We have to use it. You'll get use to it." they said. So I grinned and soldiered on. But one of the consultants that's been there for years was on a PC. She's the one who later told me that the web system was written for IE. And that's why she insisted on keeping her PC when the new director came in, and that's why she doesn't complain like others about 'X' because it doesn't crash on her all the time. Amazing...
And what about dealing with PDF files? You'd think 27" iMac with 32GB of RAM super fast SSD and 2560x1440 resolution would be more than up to the task right? Well no. because they only had Adobe Acrobat Pro for me to process the PDF files. I don't know how many of you have to deal with this vile POS program, but it is a work of the devil. Simple things like mark ups and text annotation is a fucking pain in the ass since something basic like text size options are limited to certain number, so it you have a really high res image, you will make tiny ass text mark ups that you have to zoom way the hell in just to read! Fucking INSANE. And draw overs on those files? Fucking hell, just to do a simple draw over, you have to disassemble the stupid PDF by using Photoshop to import images one page at a time, use a shitty $70 Intuos Basic tablet to mark over it like it's 1995 by staring away from your hand while you draw, then use Acrobat again to assemble all the pages back into a single binder. That's like 5 steps just to draw over a single image. I couldn't bear the pace. Even though I'm a consultant paid by the hour, the shitty workflow was killing me, ESPECIALLY since I knew I had PDF Annotator installed in my Tablet PC that I could do the draw over in ONE SINGLE STEP by DRAWING ON THE SCREEN on my Tablet PC.
So I decided to use the iMac to only check email and access the local network, and use my Tablet PC to do the web system access and PDF file preparation. And I breezed along on all draw overs. Others looked at me like I was performing some black magic and started to push all the draw overs on my inbox (which was fine with me since I enjoy that more than slogging through a database).
After couple of week of this, I just flat out demanded a PC to replace my iMac when they brought in another consultant, and she needed a Mac. I gladly have up my $4000 iMac and requested any old PC they had on hand so I can run Internet Explorer and DPF Annotator. Been much happier since.
So that's my story. For $4000, they could have equipped all the stations with a decent PC and a 22" Cintiq with a second high resolution monitor to do the work much more efficiency and much less pain. But these people NEED their fucking Macs, no matter how painful it makes their workflow. Now THAT'S definition of delusional, and cognitive dissonance if there ever was one.
First off, this post is straight comedy gold. Not only does it demonstrate the fanaticism
of the anti-Mac trolls, but it really boggles my mind that people still give a shit what others spend their money on(in this case it's a company, but it works for consumers as well).
Lets get to the nitty-gritty:
You got a new job and somehow came to the conclusion that, because your employer has Macs, that somehow ALL Mac users are "delusional"(your words, not mine).
I'll "drill-down" into your "argument" in a minute, but overall, I can't even begin to understand how you can explain your argument for ALL Mac users. Your beef seems to be with your employer.
Before that was just 2 people working on PCs with the web based app, which was written for Internet Explorer. This system goes back a few years it turns out, before Firefox really took off. Anyways, when the new creative director came in, she ordered all the gear for the new crew that was about to be hired. Being a "creative", she demanded Macs. Even though the job required interaction with Internet Explorer based web application, Macs were bought. Expensive Macs. $4000 per station. paired with $70 Wacom tablets.
So let me get this straight: your employer has a web-app that was originally written for IE(hahahahaha), they get a new creative, the creative wants to switch to Macs, etc.
Again: this is an employer issue. Why are you blaming this on Apple? Apple didn't write the shitty IE web-app that your employer is using. How hard is that to understand? or are you willfully ignoring that fact? The creative director decided that and your employer decided to keep using a shitty IE app.
But one of the consultants that's been there for years was on a PC. She's the one who later told me that the web system was written for IE. And that's why she insisted on keeping her PC when the new director came in, and that's why she doesn't complain like others about 'X' because it doesn't crash on her all the time.
Wow, you don't say. I bet Apple designed that app, amirite? You seem to think the reason it crashed on Safari, Firefox and Chrome was due to it simply being a Mac, rather than the fact that it was designed for IE. Go test it in Firefox/Chrome on a PC and I bet it fucks up just as much there as well.
Well no. because they only had Adobe Acrobat Pro for me to process the PDF files.
Wow, I bet Apple locked them into that app too right? Oh wait, you can install applications on Macs... hmmm maybe you should bring this up to your employer?
ESPECIALLY since I knew I had PDF Annotator installed in my Tablet PC that I could do the draw over in ONE SINGLE STEP by DRAWING ON THE SCREEN on my Tablet PC.
Congrats, you're used to a specific workflow. Either get with the program or ask for a PC/different app to use on your Mac. Again, how is this the fault of Apple?
But these people NEED their fucking Macs, no matter how painful it makes their workflow. Now THAT'S definition of delusional, and cognitive dissonance if there ever was one.
Again, you said the creative director ordered it. It's up to them/the employees to decide workflow. If shit sucks...speak up. Use another app. Get a PC. Do whatever you need to get your shit done.
And no, no, it isn't the definition of delusional. The fact that you apply this to ALL Mac users, when in reality, it's the fault of your employer, THAT is delusional.