I was away in the boondocks for the last four days and experienced everything from the annual family crisis down to rapid weight gain due to massive amounts of criminally delicious food.
It was pretty awesome, and since I still don't own a working digicam I can only offer mobile phone pics - I didn't even think of that until the last day, so consider the pics below to be the paltry left-over brunch buffet for only ten or so people.
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There's a multitude of different foodstuffs on this, noodle/potato salad, homemade cheese in oil, homemade garlic butter, Tzatziki/Cacık-lookalikes,
Obatzda and other unknown substances that at one stage in their life were made from curd cheese and/or other dairy products, smoked salmon, smoked trout, smoked catfish, anchovies with raw onion pieces, a special kind of ham only eaten on easter, and a bunch of other meatbased toppings, a nice selection of dips and other garnish stuff - and of course eggs. Oh how I loathe them now.
I didn't think of snapping a pic of the grilled food, so add a bunch of grilled chicken, lamb, pig, and what-have-you slices to the mix. Basically everything that wasn't fast or smart enough ended up sizzling on our grill. It was glorious.
(Don't worry, the dog was not harmed; quite the opposite, really. Both dog and master could stand to lose some weight after this exercise... *pinches fat*)
A free combination of any of the above was put on a nice selection of bread:
I want to devote special attention to these, a loveable idea. Mini-buns baked in a way that they stick together. Easy to rip apart in any size or shape you like, and each sprinkled with something different, from cheese to poppy to sesame to... Apparently this is old news, but I had never eaten them this way before - separated, yes, but never in clusters. Neat idea.
I set down a dish full of honeydew melon slices topped with ham, whipped out my mobile phone, entered camera mode, and...
My family is a bunch of sneaky bastards when it comes to food... at least I managed to snatch a slice for myself. Barely.
This one never gets old, and it's so easy to prepare:
Mmmmmmozzarella.
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Anyway, happy easter holidays.
Oooooh yeah. I think my heart just skipped a beat.