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[Pochacco]

...going to a public washroom, walking in, then realizing that you're in the lady's washroom (or men's if you're a female)?

What a terrible "OH SHIT! I'm in the girl's washroom - how the fuck do I get out without anyone noticing?!" feeling.

Granted, I haven't done this in several years. But I'm sure some of you have done this

 

[GLoK]

No, I have never done this, as I am not retarded.

 

[Chony]

No, I have never done this, as I am not retarded.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Matlock]

"What the hell? No urinals?"

 

[aoi tsuki]

Only did it once at Chili's. It was the last class of the semester, and as was the norm for those in my group, we went out and got wasted. i had a Gibson, a couple shots of Stoli's, and a couple shots of Jaeger when i felt the urge to go. i got up, and kinda bumbled to the bathroom, which wasn't far. As soon as i open the door, this hot brunette (or maybe she wasn't that hot) looks at me with a surprised look on her face. So of course i asked her "What are you doing in the men's room?". i don't remember what she said, but she gently led me to the men's room, and it wasn't until i was halfway done that i realized just what happened.

Good times.

 

[Error Macro]

I do believe that I read the signs on the doors before I walk in.

 

[Pochacco]

Bah - you guys suck.

 

[bjork]

If you're already in there, you may as well do your business. Then sleep on the nice couch in there.

 

[AeroGod]

I did ths once....while a lady was still inside. He he, alriiiight

 

[Error Macro]

Bah - you guys suck.

"No, YOU SUCK!!"

 

[NohWun]

Yes, there are lots of things worse than that.

Going into the wrong room? No big deal. Get over it. It doesn't matter what "they" think.

You'll never be truly happy if you worry about it that much.

 

[Pochacco]

Yes, there are lots of things worse than that.

Going into the wrong room? No big deal. Get over it. It doesn't matter what "they" think.

You'll never be truly happy if you worry about it that much.

WTF? QUIET J00!

 

[SSGMUN10000]

No I have never done this. This does remind though when I went to the strip club on my bros bachelor party one of my other bros was so drunk that when we walked in and needed to use the restroom he ended in the strippers changing room. Of course he promptly got thrown out but it was pretty funny.

 

[NohWun]

WTF? QUIET J00!

 

[Socreges]

At my gym, the two washrooms alternate between men and women each day. For whatever retarded reason.

ie, Men use the East bathroom on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

Well, I assumed one Sunday that the East bathroom would be for Men. But Sunday is the wild card! Alternating each week. So, as you can guess, I walked in on a day when it belonged to women. I wouldn't have noticed at all, because they are made for both sexes, if there weren't a very large women in just panties and bra standing perpendicular to me as I walked in. She didn't shriek in horror, and I wasn't rushed by security, so the only negative was the horrible sight that I'll have to live with until I die.

 

[Datawhore]

I've done this twice. I was hammered on both occasions, and don't regret either incidence.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

That actually happen to me a month ago. I was on a job interview and wanted to splash some water on my face before I went in. So I turn the corner to the restrooms. I get there and there are two doors, neither one of them had any type of sign. So I sat there for like a minute trying to figure out, then I decided to just walk into the one on the right. Turns out it was the women's restroom...there was this pretty attractive girl in there and she was the one that acted really shocked. She started saying she was sorry because she had the same problem I had and wasn't sure if she was in the men's bathroom. But then I told her she must have been correct and I was wrong. We had a pretty good laugh about it...damn I should have pulled my move.

It wasn't quite as bad as I imagined it would be. Taking a dump in a public restroom is far worse.

 

[Datawhore]

Taking a dump in a public restroom is far worse.

Throwing up in a women's restroom is far worse. Been there, done that.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Oh I know something much worse, in 2001/2 Sydney New Years I jumped off a ferry and walked into a public restroom, male restroom, anyway I was a bit drunk and did my business then went up to the sink to wash my hands. I mistakenly started running the tap while placing my hands in the sink while looking in the mirror.

"my, that sink filled up mighty fast" I thought to myself. I looked down to see that I had both hands, wrist deep in someone elses vomit.

 

[DarthWoo]

Did anyone as a little kid and out with your family ever find yourself in a situation where the proper bathroom was out of order or otherwise closed, and so your parents were telling to just use the wrong bathroom, but you absolutely refused to?

 

[Jak140]

Is there Anything Worse than going to a public washroom, walking in, then realizing that you're in the lady's washroom (or men's if you're a female)?

Well, you could walk into the wrong restroom and then get raped by a bear, but barring that, yeah, there are a whole lot of things worse than that, like this thread.

 

[Mandark]

Just open up the trash can, take the bag out, and make like you're the janitor. Granted, it may be hard to pull off depending on your outfit, but the goal isn't to convince people, but to cast a shadow of doubt in their mind. "Hey, that guy was in the women's restroom! But he had the trash... oh well, it's not important."

And to answer the topic, stepping barefoot on Lego pieces is worse.

 

[bjork]

And to answer the topic, stepping barefoot on Lego pieces is worse.

This man speaks the truth.

Also, walking up to the toilet on your knees and having the toiletseat smash your wang is pretty terrible.

 

[AeroGod]

Also, walking up to the toilet on your knees and having the toiletseat smash your wang is pretty terrible.

How about when you wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss, go to the toilet and do it and then realize seconds later when you feel it dripping down your leg that that toilet seat was down and not up. #&^&*!@!!!

 

[bjork]

Well, I was like three when the toilet seat thing happened (so I actually walked up on my feet), but 24 years later, I remember that pain to this day.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Well, there's always having to go in the morning, which is damn near impossible for me.

 

[Hitman]

"Hmmm... These urinals look like walls. ..woops they are walls.. grosse."

 

[Warm Machine]

Is there anything worse than really having to go to the bathroom and finding that...

...there is piss all over the seat...there are pubic hairs on the rim...the toilet hasn't been flushed for days...there is no toilet paper...any toilet paper that is there is single play sandpaper...flushing results in the whole thing getting backed up.

 

[Dark Kinght Bunny]

haha...i've done this, really don't care, crapper

 

[Fresh Prince]

I've done this at Melbourne Central Station after the renovations: being tired + maze like corridors= going to female toilets.

 

[J2 Cool]

I have done this a few times, only really remember one. I went in, went to a stall, and closed the door. Went to take a dump right. This is me at like age 10-11. So I'm sitting there I heard women's voices.... k, what's up with that. And being that you got time to think on the crapper it hit me. I'm in the women's bathroom, shit! Then it was, how do you make your escape, and do so unnoticed. So I'm trying to be quite while taking a dump number 1. Cause there was no stopping that. Then I'm wondering the right moment to exit the stalls. Eventually these women leave and I exit, wondering who else may be in stalls and such, and go to wash my hands. Then as I'm going out I obviously left my mark and two girls my age came in and looked at me shocked as I ran out.

And to further extend the embarassment my family asked "did you go in the girls bathroom!?? I could have swore you did! He did! What we're you doing in there so long??? He actually went to the bathroom?! Haha". Man that sucked. But I'd say Im a better person because of it.

 

[B'z-chan]

Garretts Bathroom Missadventures.

June of 2000 i gotta go really bad i'm at Fridays on Friday with a bunch of people. I ran into the wrong bathroom.... Hell they didnt even care, I didnt care. I did my buisness and well that was a good nigth after that. God do i hate bladder problems sometimes.

Sept 2001 right after 9/11 i was at the movie theater and it was packed. I knew that this one bathroom was locked off for sometime (no sign) so when i opened the door i was like thank god. I passed this huge line of guys eating popcorn and waiting for the bathroom. I was in the main mens bathroom (no one knew it was opened i guess) so i did my buisness and then i noticed girls coming in. I was wondering what the heck was going on. I step out, wash my hands and these girls screamed to the top of their lungs. Security comes in, i'm basically caught with my fly down. I zip up and the security girl looks at me. And i told her that it had urinals so it had to be for guys. Seems that it was the secondary girls bathroom as the main girls bathroom was under plumbing construction.

Public parks have the worst bathrooms. Shanty toilets (tailets on the lake) are almost as bad. And portable toilets at concerts are almost as bad. Cause you know more people than the world get fucked up and barf and it just creates a cycle.

There are other things that i remember but i'm not gonna share as it puts me in the wrong and well it reflects badly on my person.

Side question how long was it till you started to go to the bathroom on your own and without your parents help? I'm freaked when dads bring there 5-9 year olds in the mens bathroom and i'm trying to take a piss. Hell some of the girls have been in there teenage years. I mean really come one people.

 

[aoi tsuki]

After the ten-year old bathing with dad thread, i'd rather not know.