Well, that wasn't fun. They did the whole bit. It took forever to find a vein for a damn IV and another for a blood draw. Then the 'fun' started. They injected me with a LOT of morphine, I lost track and felt nothing until they jabbed two needles into my shaft and started pumping me with salt water with one, draining me with the other. Essentially they took out every ounce of fluid, semen, blood (a lot of congealed blood) and urine, more or less in that order. Every few minutes they'd massage the penis, then go back to pumping in more saline solution. Most painful thing EVER. Then they decided they needed another needle (apparently 1/4th of it still wasn't draining right). so they jabbed me again. And pumped. and massaged (with the needles still in mind... making the needles hurt and tear very slightly very sensitive skin). LOT of morphine though. And a local (another jab. In the penis). the local would've been great.... except it was only meant to make it bearable. They wanted to make sure I still had sensation in it. 45 minutes later they're done and I'm stuck for the night. If there's another uprising I suffer again. Morphine is godly. more tomorrow.
