-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy (Jezebel)
- Thread starter entremet
- Start date
- Status
Pankratous
Member
Can only go down if it's recently been washed. Shit is nasty otherwise.
Gave my wife some last night. She loved it. She actually resisted it for years due to body image issues but she's feeling better about herself these days. It's never been an issue for me. I love doing it, and she really loves getting it. It's a great feeling hearing those screams and seeing their legs quivering afterwards.. unable to walk correctly for a while.
Ol No Bones
Banned
I guess I have always considered Oral my craft. I don't think I'm bad at intercourse but my dick isn't this amazing thing a woman would see and want to hop on and tell her friends about. Its just a below average penis. I have to be smarter. I think making a woman feel as much pleasure as I can is a fun challenge. Her pleasure gives me pleasure. It weirds me out when guys find oral, toys etc weird repulsive. I want to do what she wants. To each his own though.
Obliterator
Member
There are women who actually find it really uncomfortable and dont enjoy it though, mostly those who are capable of having an orgasm during traditional sex.
Just throwing that out there. Its not a 100% all women like it thing.
Edit - Not to say women capable of a vaginal orgasm dont enjoy it, just studies have shown a higher percentage dont than non capable.
Just throwing that out there. Its not a 100% all women like it thing.
Edit - Not to say women capable of a vaginal orgasm dont enjoy it, just studies have shown a higher percentage dont than non capable.
ElfArmy177
Member
By sucking actually... Well mixture of sucking on the clit and licking. Start slow and go faster as her breathing picks up... When those legs start shaking just before the point of no return DONT STOP and do EXACTLY what you're currently doing, if you change a fucking thing you gotta go back to 5 and work your way back up to 10.. Lol
I'm a pro, fuck you guys.
This is one thing.
I've had to bring it up before to girls. Gotta be a clean hygienic person. I can understand a little salt and sweat after a workout or a run, which is fine( and can be a turn on) but ya, keep those pussies clean. Nothing better than a clean, shaved puss and letting the ambrosia flow.
Baka Sempai
Member
it IS amazing, ....
Picture it like this, ... pretend you're eating your most favorite food in the world, but it never ends and you don't fill up, and then right below it, .... "dessert"
Pai Pai Master
Banned
Lol this is so true
Can't know for sure how many times I've been reprimanded for changing speed or angle just when she starts really feeling it haha
Morrigan Stark
Arrogant Smirk
I feel sorry for you. Get a better boyfriend.
rookie mistake
Yeah there does seem to be a lot of women uncomfortable with it, though at least in my experience, it's been largely body issues and/or issues with feeling guilty for taking so long.
Austriacus
Member
The article is about casual sex. Who seriously gives a fuck about your partner when doing casual sex. If she complains you just find someone else or she can do it, it doesnt matter. Now if she is your lady you gotta go to town on her.
I never enjoyed going down on girls all that much.
If my girlfriend offered me a deal where she doesn't have to give me blowjobs and I don't have to eat her out, I would probably take it. We're almost completely at that point anyway, where oral is probably just a 1-2 minute appetizer prior actual intercourse....performed only to really get our motors revved.
If my girlfriend offered me a deal where she doesn't have to give me blowjobs and I don't have to eat her out, I would probably take it. We're almost completely at that point anyway, where oral is probably just a 1-2 minute appetizer prior actual intercourse....performed only to really get our motors revved.
No squirt, no oral.
A Link to the Past
Banned
But it's also not uncommon for casual sex to result in BJs. It's a matter of there being a double standard.
Ol No Bones
Banned
If your gonna have sex might as well give her the best you can offer. You do not have a good sex ethic IMO.
Austriacus
Member
Why? I dont care about her and neither does she. Why do any of us have to give our best, its just a casual hookup. Also what the hell does any of this got to do with sex ethics.
A man cant force a lady to do anything she doesnt want, if he does thats rape. Any woman is free to diss any guys attemp to get a blowjob. And she shouldnt care if he complains about it because she is probably never gona see him again
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
You mean casual sex isn't supposed to be the same as sex with your girlfriend???
Pai Pai Master
Banned
Blowjobs seem to be expected a lot of the time with casual sex.
LyleLanley
Banned
Because it's 2015 and this shit will end up on forthepeeple.com you don't want that on your rating.
AuthenticM
Member
Eating pussy might be my very favorite thing in the whole world.
Because the experience is more fun either way; and I like repeat casual sex not just one night stands.
If I literally was never going to see someone again I'd probably still put in the effort simply because as I said, it's more fun for me that way.
LiquidSword
Member
I don't get why this is so hard for people. The golden rule literally applies to anything. "Give head unto others as they would give head unto you."
Obliterator
Member
Lol not to ruin the atmosphere or anything but genital herpes is skyrocketing right now due to the increase in oral sex.
Herbspiceguy
Member
GAF is a cunnilingus expert: the thread.
Lil'DigiOp
Member
Exactly what I mean
I'll eat fresh out the shower pussy for days. I hope to never find out what unwashed is like.
Sectorseven
Member
It hurts my neck.
Austriacus
Member
Its more fun that way so of course its still about you. Im not saying people shouldnt eat the pussy of their casual hookups but if you are getting invested in them to the point where shes complaining about the sex and you are thinking about doing something about it then maybe you should just date.
I absolutely read the article. It's still insinuating that people should just suck it up (so to speak!) because their partners need it.
I don't disagree that there's a subtler issue about why some men and some women dislike performing oral sex, but that's not really the focus of the article.
I'm all for contributing towards a sexually knowledgable, sex positive culture that overturns the idea that those who perform oral sex are somehow debasing themselves; but this is very different to pressuring individuals to give head.
And the whole idea that there's only one "correct" type of sexual relationship is ridiculous. Plenty of people (regardless of gender) get off on certain sex acts because they feel like they're debasing themselves. Plenty of people enjoy power-imbalance: some crave a disinterested, selfish lover.
Just as crucially, no one should settle for a selfish lover if that's not what they want. For some, willingness to fuck in a specific way will make or break a relationship. For others, it's less important: the relationship can outweigh the importance of sex.
This is all about the right people getting together with the right people. Those who want to be selfish should be aware that there are a surprisingly large number of potential partners who desperately want selfish lovers. Those who are frustrated by selfish lovers should be aware that there are legions of potential partners who are not merely selfless, but for whom giving pleasure is a pleasurable act in and of itself.
Educate and enlighten people about sex in the hopes of encouraging them to experiment for themselves. Pick partners who fulfil you. Don't shame the sexual conservatives for having narrow or "lop-sided" tastes: they'll change and grow for their partners, or find partners who appreciate them; just like the rest of us.
MagicWithEarvin
Member
Lashley
Why does he wear the mask!?
That was my face just before I first did it
Well sure; in the sense that I enjoy and benefit from others having positive experiences with me. It's still a reason to care about their sexual pleasure; your comment was basically sociopathic.
Why care about anyone you aren't in a direct relationship with?
I mean fuck man you don't know them, fuck how they feel, fuck their experiences in life.
The best kind of good night kiss.
I always thought this guy looks like ed o'neill.
Yeah but gotta cum I guess!
Austriacus
Member
Not Caring about sexual pleasure is the same as not caring about someone as an individual?
Do you understand that you can not care how someone is feeling in bed but still feel sad when something regretfull happens to them or is this a hard concept for you to grasp.
What is wrong with you? and calling me sociopathic? you shouldnt use words you dont understand buddy
You should learn to separate sex and love, caring. They are not the same thing and dont have to be related.
LucidMomentum
Member
I've always had to ask for that pleasure.
The day a girl tells me flat out she wants it will be the day I can die happy.
It. is. the best.
I said it was how your comment sounded.
"Who tucking cares about your partner during casual sex."
It sounds psychopathic; obviously I don't think you are a psychopath. Just relating how the comment sounds in general.
Not sure what the point of your condescending response is; if you don't want someone to say your post sounds psychopathic don't angrily ask why they care about a stranger lol. Also try not to condescendingly repeat back the wrong word when childishly attempting to claim they don't know what it means.
Jax Teller
Banned
If god wanted me to eat pussy, he wouldn't have built the funhouse next to the outhouse.
Only like 25% of women can actually orgasm with just vaginal sex. Most need clitoral stimulation. While you can certainly do that with your hand, that still makes oral pretty important.
- Status