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[Anton Sugar]

But.. She squirts from there. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Fixed for GAF!

 

[udiie]

That's how my boyfriend (of 2+ years) has expressed his disinterest as well

Ask him to do it post-shower + cleaning
Not saying you aren't clean, but after showering it's pretty much been golden as far as I've been concerned.

 

[E92 M3]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

 

[moai]

What about women that dont like to receive oral sex?

 

[Brazil]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

Take me

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

If your gonna be up all in that pussy you gotta tend to it first. Warm it up. Ignite the engine. Bake the cake.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Where is the lie!!??

The bullshit that shouldn't be tolerated

I like how the conversation went from being funny to shamefully exposing his weak sex life.

 

[LyleLanley]

What about women that dont like to receive oral sex?

Who cares what the woman wants?

 

[Prototype]

It's too bad, I love oral sex. It was late in high school when I realized the power of going down on a girl and getting her off, they wanted sex more if they got theres too.

I've never looked back.

 

[LucidMomentum]

That's why 69 is the greatest position for 4 play. I'm a giver but I sure do give more so the receiving last longer nah'mean.

There's a reason it's my favorite number.

It turns the whole thing into a game of sorts. I like games, and I love competition.

Who cares what the woman wants?

Can't know if they like it if no guy is willing to go down on them.
But yeah, if they aren't comfortable with it then so be it. That's not what the article was saying though.

The article was about men not reciprocating - I.E. expecting a blowjob but not being willing to go down in return. It works both ways.

 

[Ran rp]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Where is the lie!!??

The bullshit that shouldn't be tolerated

lmaao

 

[Kurita]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

The wall of text + the good advice kill me

 

[Pai Pai Master]

What about women that dont like to receive oral sex?

I dunno I'm not dating them

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

What about women that dont like to receive oral sex?

Jack her off? You got hands.

Spoiler

I apologize in advance if you don't.

 

[Khaos_Knight]

Is this guy from the UK?

Cause I can understand after reading that article about UK women admitting to not showering often.

 

[Brazil]

There's a reason it's my favorite number.

It turns the whole thing into a game of sorts. I like games, and I love competition.

Nothing like feeling the heat rising and then rushing into a frantic tongue-on-clit slap festival and hearing her climax right before you do.

 

[Sai-kun]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

 

[MisterR]

What about women that dont like to receive oral sex?

Women who don't like to receive oral usually have body issues, or have never had it done right. If they get to the point that they feel secure with you and you get good at it, she'll likely change her mind.

 

[JRT]

I thought Oral sex for woman was just talking about any old shit with them before fucking them ! They love to talk!

 

[JadedWriter]

It helps if they remove the tampon first

Wait people still have sex during that time? That's usually the "nothing happens" week for me.

 

[Brazil]

Wait people still have sex during that time? That's usually the "nothing happens" week for me.

You mean the babyless week?

 

[Dicer]

Wait people still have sex during that time? That's usually the "nothing happens" week for me.

"gum wall" week...

 

[Anton Sugar]

Wait people still have sex during that time? That's usually the "nothing happens" week for me.

"Period Sex" is a thread-worthy topic. In fact, I'm pretty sure there have been a few here on GAF...

 

[freenudemacusers]

Wait people still have sex during that time? That's usually the "nothing happens" week for me.

It's good for iron deficiencies

 

[E92 M3]

Wait people still have sex during that time? That's usually the "nothing happens" week for me.

Just have disposable sheets

 

[Professor Beef]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Where is the lie!!??

The bullshit that shouldn't be tolerated

goddamn khaled messin the game up, but it also means more guys are gonna be willing to make fools of themselves i guess

 

[JadedWriter]

"gum wall" week...

I don't chew gum and she's actually pretty self conscious about the whole thing and sometimes too sick to get anything started any way.

Just have disposable sheets

It's her bed any way.

 

[LucidMomentum]

Nothing like feeling the heat rising and then rushing into a frantic tongue-on-clit slap festival and hearing her climax right before you do.

I live for those moments. It's such an experience.

Wait people still have sex during that time? That's usually the "nothing happens" week for me.

Shark Week. Call me Jaws.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

I can only do it for like five minutes before my mouth gets sore. I'm not entirely a fan of having bodily fluids around my face but meh. We clean ourselves before and after so it's generally fine. I have been with women who've asked me even though I know they haven't showered all day and shat as well and I've refused. As long as you stay clean then I got no issue.

 

[dave is ok]

It helps if they remove the tampon first

I thought Oral sex for woman was just talking about any old shit with them before fucking them ! They love to talk!

This guy only posts one liners like this and image links to his Photobucket (which contains some questionable shit)

 

[SgtCobra]

Going down on a woman is one of the best things life has to offer, almost better than the "main" act of sex itself. The haters are missing out.

 

[Lashley]

I love going down on women.

Gets me off getting them off.

 

[Circle Jerk]

I actually told my girlfriend that she's not a 12 year old and to stop shaving.

It says a lot about you that shaved vaginas make you think of 12 year olds.

 

[Sai-kun]

Shark Week. Call me Jaws.

im officially too deep in the pool and need to be escorted back to shallower waters

 

[linkboy]

One of my favorite sexual things to do, such a huge turn on for me seeing her reaction.

Makes the sex much better for both of us.

 

[Professor Beef]

I love going down on women.

Gets me off getting them off.

 

[TheTylerRob]

I go down on my girl but she hates giving head so I don't make her do it, this shaming attitude is some bullshit. Sex shouldn't be work for anyone, y'all can fuck off with that.

 

[nullset2]

Eating pussy rules. It's the shizzle for rizzle. I love it and I will wholeheartedly, enthusiastically and energetically do it, going above and beyond the mark of honor.

But please wash your pussy, women. Going down on stank pussy blows (no pun intended) so, so, so bad. Please, please, please, please, wash it the fuck up. You wouldn't go down on yeasty, smegmatic dick as much as I wouldn't... you get the idea :C

 

[LucidMomentum]

im officially too deep in the pool and need to be escorted back to shallower waters

Then get out, because it's time for Adult Swim.

 

[Always-honest]

I love going down on women.

Gets me off getting them off.

Pretty much..

 

[shintoki]

Eat that pussy. Don't be a pussy.

 

[Professor Beef]

Eating pussy rules. It's the shizzle for rizzle. I love it.

But please wash your pussy, women. Going down on stank pussy blows (no pun intended) so, so, so bad. Please, please, please, please, wash it the fuck up.

Conversely, make sure to wash your ass, fellow guys. Let's not get lazy.

 

[mr2t]

 

[Samara]

I had to push my ex's face down for him to go down on me. People like that are so selfish .
My current bf is great, yet I don't even like oral all the time, it feels ''too good'' hahaha.

 

[Negaduck]

Oral is great. Both giving and receiving.

I mean my goal as a guy for sex is to make sure the other person gets off. I know I will so my efforts are always towards the other person's pleasure.

Never had any complaints.

 

[JRT]

This guy only posts one liners like this and image links to his Photobucket (which contains some questionable shit)

And what I'm the only fucked up person on here?

 

[Anton Sugar]

Wow, this is exponentially worse than "I don't like thing".

 

[Shpeshal Nick]

I have no issue going down. But I kinda have "conditions"

The woman involved (post 2005 my wife) needs to be clean and trim. At a minimum clean. Going down on a chick who isn't clean down there isn't fun. At all

But in fairness, I ensure my dick is clean and trim at all times. Whether I'm expecting head or not. It's only fair. If I'm expecting a clean vagina from her, then she should get a clean dick from me.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Just have disposable sheets

Plastic sheets may be a better idea... or do it in a hotel cause afterwards it looks like a murder scene.

 

[Strangelove77]

What about rimjobs? What's the consensus on that?

 

[JadedWriter]

It says a lot about you that shaved vaginas make you think of 12 year olds.

I'm quite sure I was joking when I said that to her.