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[-Plasma Reus-]

Only time it works is if a girl really wants it.

 

[Johndoey]

This thread is weird you guys are weird.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Was this in response to the first or second part of the post you quoted? Because if it's the first, generalizations are still generalizations even if they're rephrased...

But they aren't generalizing? They're addressing a specific group of men.

 

[JRT]

What about rimjobs? What's the consensus on that?

What about tea bagging, people get real funny about that!

 

[BFIB]

Only time it works is if a girl really wants it.

Edited for non banning.

 

[Jazz573]

?

 

[Timedog]

I'll admit that I still have my virginity, but I would do the sex whatever stuff you guys are talking about. Sounds a-okay to me.

 

[nullset2]

What about rimjobs? What's the consensus on that?

Anything and everything, brah.

Conversely, make sure to wash your ass, fellow guys. Let's not get lazy.

God, it also surprises me how many people overlook this fucking elemental point. Stank ass also fucking blows!! To get a waft of warm, fermented, pulsating awfulness as soon as you have someone, or yourself bend over and expose the cheeks! Ugh!

It's not rocket science people! Wash your assholes!

 

[ponpo]

Whoa it's 2015??? Better get on that then.

What sexual task will it be lame to not perform in 2016? I need to look ahead so I don't get shamed by Jezebel.

 

[ApharmdX]

This seems like something only someone who doesn't like giving oral would say. Oral is 3rd base, man. It's not some secret base beyond home plate.

I'm entitled to my opinion, and I stand by it. To me, it's more intimate. I'm married now but before I was, that's something I would do with a committed female in a relationship only. I'm not my putting my face or my tongue on something that, well, I don't know where it's been lately. I mean, you never know for sure, but when it's someone you just met, you definitely don't know. And if you get a woman from a party, the club, or a bar, and it's hot, you've been dancing or sitting or whatever, nope. Nopenopenope. You got sweat. You got funk. There's a wide variation of smells and tastes. So no, I don't think so. I save it for a serious relationship.

Not that I don't like it. In the right circumstances, with the right person, it can be hot.

 

[Strangelove77]

Only time it works is if a girl really wants it.

ummmmm....yeah. When she doesn't want it but you still do it. That's illegal I think. It's not a good thing. At all. It's terrible.

 

[Cimarron]

But it's so wet..... At least with a guy its dry until climax.

"pinned down why casual sex is so bad for straight women"

This makes sense. Though it is not my favorite thing I am OK with doing this with a girl friend. But hell to the naw about doing this during a random hookup!

 

[Ol No Bones]

Only time it works is if a girl really wants it.

Ask her if you can try. If she says no, cool. But if she gives you a shot and you do it right she can't resist. I haven't experienced a failure yet but some instances can be more difficult for sure. I have never understood the idea of having sex without her climaxing.

 

[Anton Sugar]

But it's so wet..... At least with a guy its dry until climax.

Wetter the better, dawg.

 

[J. Bravo]

My first experiences eating a girl (the same one) out were terrible like 50% of the time because her vagina smelled literally like shit. So bad it was nearly impossible to stay hard and actually insert my penis.

I dated one girl that didn't even want me to go down on her and was grossed out by oral I think both ways :/

I love eating my current gf out and she loves when I do it even more. She even showers before we have sex (usually right before going to bed) which is nice because it is super fresh. Though I do enjoy morning or mid afternoon pussy from time to time.

 

[andymcc]

What sexual task will it be lame to not perform in 2016? .

Rosebud.

 

[Dari Elxix]

I'm a virgin, but eating pussy sounds amazing.

Was going to say the same.

 

[Dai101]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

I really was expecting to end with "To sit on my throne as the prince of bel air "

 

[LyleLanley]

I really was expecting to end with "To sit on my throne as the prince of bel air "

Well if you follow his advice your lady will be sitting on your throne. Am I right or what?

 

[J. Bravo]

Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.

Damn. I'm gonna try this next time. Amazing.

 

[Dai101]

Well if you follow his advice your lady will be sitting on your throne. Am I right or what?

 

[The Beard]

Whoa it's 2015??? Better get on that then.

What sexual task will it be lame to not perform in 2016? I need to look ahead so I don't get shamed by Jezebel.

Tokyo Sandblaster

 

[ElfArmy177]

Weird... My current girl has never had an orgasm from oral so she always said no point in it... Asked her to sit on my face and 5 min later she couldn't say she's never had an orgasm from oral.. And I fucking love it. Though she says alot of guys she's been with are selfish as fuck.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

jeez at all of this jumping to conclusions.
what i meant was: if she REALLY wants it. like she's bringing it up casually all the time.

 

[Ol No Bones]

Damn. I'm gonna try this next time. Amazing.

On a serious note, Hopefully you both are open to talking about what she likes you doing. That has helped me more than anything. You need to be attune to how she feels at any given time. That's number one. I have no doubt some women on GAF could tell horror stories about guys doing too much or too little and making them uncomfortable.

 

[JRT]

Weird... My current girl has never had an orgasm from oral so she always said no point in it... Asked her to sit on my face and 5 min later she couldn't say she's never had an orgasm from oral.. And I fucking love it. Though she says alot of guys she's been with are selfish as fuck.

She said the same thing to me before cumming twice !

 

[freenudemacusers]

Whoa it's 2015??? Better get on that then.

What sexual task will it be lame to not perform in 2016? I need to look ahead so I don't get shamed by Jezebel.

Pegging

 

[SeriousApes]

.

 

[Aske]

This is so, so stupid.

No one, regardless of gender, should feel any pressure to perform a sex act they're not comfortable with.

Plenety of people love performing oral sex. Plenty love receiving it. But those who don't shouldn't feel like they have to perform an act which repulses them simply due to social pressure.

Perform a sex act because you want to please your partner, because it gets you off, even because your sexual relationships require it to continue if need be; but do not perform a sex act because you feel like society is pressuring you to do it. Sex should always be awesome for everyone involved, and what you do and how you do it should be the business of you and your partners. No one else's opinion matters.

 

[Riki]

I'd eat my girlfriend out every single night if she'd let me. Goddamn.

 

[Dice//]

This is so, so stupid.

No one, regardless of gender, should feel any pressure to perform a sex act they're not comfortable with.

Plenety of people love performing oral sex. Plenty love receiving it. But those who don't shouldn't feel like they have to perform an act which repulses them simply due to social pressure.

Perform a sex act because you want to please your partner, because it gets you off, even because your sexual relationships require it to continue if need be; but do not perform a sex act because you feel like society is pressuring you to do it. Sex should always be awesome for everyone involved, and what you do and how you do it should be the business of you and your partners. No one else's opinion matters.

Hear, hear!

 

[InfiniteBento]

tbh I didn't enjoy getting eaten out for an extremely long time (3 relationships, 6 years total) because all of my partners were absolutely awful at it. No matter how playful I'd try to make teaching them or try new things, they'd be completely terrible and wouldnt be open to really discovering my wonder parts. Modesty or overall selfishness with sex were big issues. It also didn't help that they ate me out only once in a blue moon or only did it if i mentioned it. After a while, I eventually gave up with thinking oral was ever going to be enjoyable. I became used to the routine of them blowing their loads while I never got mine ever. I viewed sex as a chore for a while because of how unhappy I was.

It wasn't until my current relationship that I finally had a complete mind shattering orgasm both from oral and sex in general. The best thing about it is the fact that he's persistent in wanting to please me and won't blow his until I do. Being open to experimenting with sex and each others bodies is extremely important in relationships. Sex is also always so much better when you view it as a "we" and not a "me". To make sex or being intimate just about yourself is both lame and kinda bullshit. I really think embracing what you suck at and wanting to get better at it is a sexy quality to have. Its unfortunate that dudes will shy away from pussy because they dont know about it or even fear it. How can you really get better at anything if you dont keep trying?

 

[ElfArmy177]

She said the same thing to me before cumming twice !

Liar!

 

[Dai101]

Whoa it's 2015??? Better get on that then.

What sexual task will it be lame to not perform in 2016? I need to look ahead so I don't get shamed by Jezebel.

Strawberry shortcake

 

[Jzero]

What's the proper way to eat it?

 

[ponpo]

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show.

Stopped reading there.

 

[A Link to the Past]

This is so, so stupid.

No one, regardless of gender, should feel any pressure to perform a sex act they're not comfortable with.

Plenety of people love performing oral sex. Plenty love receiving it. But those who don't shouldn't feel like they have to perform an act which repulses them simply due to social pressure.

Perform a sex act because you want to please your partner, because it gets you off, even because your sexual relationships require it to continue if need be; but do not perform a sex act because you feel like society is pressuring you to do it. Sex should always be awesome for everyone involved, and what you do and how you do it should be the business of you and your partners. No one else's opinion matters.

The clickbait is inappropriate, but if you read the article it's a matter of how many people who pressure women to perform oral sex are not people who would return the favour. A big reason why a lot of men don't perform oral sex is because of manhood. Performing a sexual act for the sake of someone else's sexual pleasure and not your own, is considered emasculating to these people. Now, not everyone is like that, and I certainly wouldn't accuse anyone in this thread of it unless they actually came out and said as much, but it's entirely a thing.

 

[JRT]

What's the proper way to eat it?

With your fingers

 

[Ol No Bones]

What's the proper way to eat it?

I hope you know this but you don't actually eat it. Lets start there.

 

[Always-honest]

This is so, so stupid.

No one, regardless of gender, should feel any pressure to perform a sex act they're not comfortable with.

Plenety of people love performing oral sex. Plenty love receiving it. But those who don't shouldn't feel like they have to perform an act which repulses them simply due to social pressure.

Perform a sex act because you want to please your partner, because it gets you off, even because your sexual relationships require it to continue if need be; but do not perform a sex act because you feel like society is pressuring you to do it. Sex should always be awesome for everyone involved, and what you do and how you do it should be the business of you and your partners. No one else's opinion matters.

Ofcourse. But it weirds me out that some people aren't curious about it or aren't curious about making their girlfriend enjoy sex to the max.
Never let yourself to be forced into anything you know you dislike,

 

[JRT]

Liar!

Well I counted 3 times but she said one was a fart

 

[LyleLanley]

I hope you know this but you don't actually eat it. Lets start there.

Please don't kink shame.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Well I counted 3 times but she said one was a butt squirt

FTFY

 

[Carbonox]

What's the proper way to eat it?

With chopsticks, mi amor.

 

[SliChillax]

That's why you only go to bed with women who take showers regularly. No one wants to go down while smelling like rotten fish. Me and my girlfriend always have a shower before going down on each other.

 

[Netherscourge]

Tokyo Sandblaster

 

[BigMack]

I love going down on my girlfriend. It's fun watching her get off this way.

This x1000!

I feel like I'm doing something wrong if my gf isn't squirming and raising up off the bed like I'm exorcising demons out of her.

 

[johnFkennedy]

I love going down on my girlfriend. It's fun watching her get off this way.

Hear, hear. I go down on my girl every time unless she says otherwise.

 

[LucidMomentum]

I'd eat my girlfriend out every single night if she'd let me. Goddamn.

The best kind of good night kiss.

What's the proper way to eat it?

 

[MisterR]

This is so, so stupid.

No one, regardless of gender, should feel any pressure to perform a sex act they're not comfortable with.

Plenety of people love performing oral sex. Plenty love receiving it. But those who don't shouldn't feel like they have to perform an act which repulses them simply due to social pressure.

Perform a sex act because you want to please your partner, because it gets you off, even because your sexual relationships require it to continue if need be; but do not perform a sex act because you feel like society is pressuring you to do it. Sex should always be awesome for everyone involved, and what you do and how you do it should be the business of you and your partners. No one else's opinion matters.

Sure, but you're a pretty selfish lover if you don't care anything about pleasing your partner.