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It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy (Jezebel)

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EraldoCoil said:
MY MAN! *bro fist*
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Thanks!

I've found for many women a man with no limits is a turn on.

There's a majority of men who will say "ewww" to MANY things.

It's great to see their eyes light up when they tell you "No, I'm on my period" and such and you say "Like I care?!" Lol
 
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Skinpop

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Bisnic said:
Eating pussy is awesome. I'd love to do it more than once or twice a month, but my girlfriend always have some excuse for me not to go down there more often, even though she really likes it.
Whenever i see her naked in a room or the corridor(after she took a bath or shower), I just stare at her and force myself to not jump on her when it's been weeks since the last time lol.

Oh well, at least I can do it once in a while instead of never, that's what I tell myself. ;)
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same here. she's embarassed by it.
 
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draetenth

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Don't see the appeal. Sex is boring enough to watch as is, oral sex is the most boring part. Unless, this is supposed to be one of those things that's better to do than watch?

Eh, no thanks. Not really worth to meet up with people to find out.
 
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dity

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draetenth said:
Don't see the appeal. Sex is boring enough to watch as is, oral sex is the most boring part. Unless, this is supposed to be one of those things that's better to do than watch?

Eh, no thanks. Not really worth to meet up with people to find out.
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This made me feel a little sad.
 
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The Real Abed

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draetenth said:
Don't see the appeal. Sex is boring enough to watch as is, oral sex is the most boring part. Unless, this is supposed to be one of those things that's better to do than watch?

Eh, no thanks. Not really worth to meet up with people to find out.
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Dude. When your girl is quivering and shaking and grabbing at your hair and you keep going until she has to force you off of her and you know that it's you that is causing her to do that... That's what it's all about.

It's a good feeling.
 
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Gentleman Jack

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SPMH said:
Last GF was still breastfeeding even..
She'd be on her period and I'd have blood, milk and juices all all over my face.
The nighr we broke up I ate the booty one last time on her living room floor as a goodbye kiss lol
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AyaisMUsikWhore

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Ol No Bones said:
Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.
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TEACH THEM HOW!

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Did it just this morning in the shower. Why the hell wouldn't you do this? Aren't you trying to make her feel good? Are vaginas that scary? Man the fuck up, gentlemen.

Ol No Bones said:
Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves. I find moving your tongue in consistent circles near the clitoris while teasing direct contact is the best way to start. You need to read her breathing patterns and feel how her body reacts to any change you make during the process. If you make her uncomfortable you can negate all the work you have put leading up to this and have to start at square one. The direction you circle is I think based on what hemisphere you reside in. Anyway, keep turning and increase the intensity based on her body movement and breathing patterns. You may eventually get to a point where she can not help but make subtle groans. This is an important place to be. You must decide how to move forward. It may be time to start engaging other parts of the body. I suggest starting with wandering hands on ribs shoulders, hips with the occasional breast teasing. Notice, increasing the intensity of what you are doing with your mouth does not mean moving your tongue really fast. No, what I mean is giving a bit more direct contact to the clitoris but it is not yet time to as I like to say, "release the fury". She cannot focus because because your hand is wandering on her body. None of her lifes anxieties matter right now and all she can comprehend is this sensation she is experiencing. Her body language is now telling you that it is time to make your final move but you must not go that far quite yet. In this phase you must fight that urge and not give her exactly what she thinks she wants. No, your breast teasing will become breast massaging and direct nipple teasing. She loves it but she wants you to go to the next step and you can't hold back any longer. This is important! It may be time to release the fury. When the time comes she will be prepared for mostly direct clitoral stimulation. Give it to her. You now can move one or two fingers into a penetration position. It is time. If you have done this right your fingers will be gently massaging the g spot while your tongue is circling at an intense rhythm while your other hand is playing with her breast. If she is not euphoric at this point you have failed somehow and don't blame me. If you have done right your fingers will be the victims of consistent constrictions and throbbing, your tongue will be tired but you will continue till the appropriate time to end and your ears will be graced with the most beautiful sound in the world.. The sound of a woman experiencing great pleasure. You need to stop when things slow down as to not make things uncomfortable. After an intense orgasm things tend to be sensitive. Just remember an orgasm is progressive. In my experience it is important to take time leading to the final drive. Good luck.
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Sweet, this is basically what I was doing
 
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Opto

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Like, it's the internet. There's five thousand and one guides on eating pussy now. You can cross reference them for tips and tricks. You don't like the smell? Fuck you, breath through your mouth
 
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16BitNova

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I've always been all for this. My biggest enjoyment comes from watching my partner get off. However, some of ya'll go down on a girl when she's on her period?! Hell naw.
 
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16BitNova said:
I've always been all for this. My biggest enjoyment comes from watching my partner get off. However, some of ya'll go down on a girl when she's on her period?! Hell naw.
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I should do this. She might overthink it and worry about me thinking it was gross. But I really wanna try it
 
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jasonng

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I don't get it. Why is nearly everyone in this thread advocating eating cats? I'm certainly not okay eating pets. What am I missing?
 
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Psychotext

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Ol No Bones said:
Guys who refuse to do it give us all a bad rap. Its all about the rhythm. You do not go in for direct clitoral stimulation. You need to get things going at a pace she is comfortable with and deserves....

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Good luck.
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It's odd, I see that now and all I think is "too much effort". Don't get me wrong, there was a time when I was all about being the perfect lover but if I'm honest, these days I probably do just enough to get her off and not much more.

I suspect it happened when I stopped having any sort of relaxation time, so if I'm honest sex has turned into a sort of "get it done efficiently" kind of affair, and it's rare I can be bothered of late. Depressing really.
 
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Ol No Bones

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Psychotext said:
It's odd, I see that now and all I think is "too much effort". Don't get me wrong, there was a time when I was all about being the perfect lover but if I'm honest, these days I probably do just enough to get her off and not much more.

I suspect it happened when I stopped having any sort of relaxation time, so if I'm honest sex has turned into a sort of "get it done efficiently" kind of affair, and it's rare I can be bothered of late. Depressing really.
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With my wife and I it just depends. I think both are valid forms of intimacy. Sometimes we both just go at it for a "quick release" and other times we really want to make it special. It just depends. I think its important to have both. My personal policy is that we talk openly about it and if she wants it I do it and she really likes oral so I have had lots of practice with what she likes. I get what your saying though. Being really busy can mess with your sexual interests.
 
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LosDaddie

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My bro, who is 4yrs older, told me when I was 15yo that about the only way to keep getting pussy on the regular is to eat pussy. That a girl will still fuck you after you've broke up if you treat her pussy right.

Best dating advice I ever got.
 
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Lol, Jezebel would be the first to call someone by saying it's misogynistic to say 'you're a pussy' because it's implying you're weak and a girl ie. No different than you throw like a girl etc.

I don't know I mean, not all sexual practices are universal. Oral and anal sex have exploded in the modern Era with greater cleanliness and more visual examples and normalcy due to porn. But this has also lead to an explosion of STD's and STI's. Mouth saliva can lead to a multitude of bacterial issues in vaginas, likewise oral sex is also one of the leading causes in the growth of herpes and genital herpes, and anal sex is probably the leading cause of all new HIV/AIDS infections.

That all being said, if you're monogamous and safe, it's good to explore and communicate with your partner on what they like sexually. For guys, if you like getting blowjobs, girls like getting eaten out.
 
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Xe4

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Eating someone out is great. Fastest way to make them come, I've found. And if they're half way hygenic it just tastes like water. Same reason you should wash your peins out. If you don't want to do it, that's fine I guess, I just can't wrap my brain around it.
 
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SPMH said:
I've actually got to the point after many many years of man-whoring that I'm not excited or trying for sex anymore.
Instead what really pleasures me is basically body worship of the woman I'm with.

Lay her out, kiss every inch, eat the ass and pussy like a monster.

Last GF was still breastfeeding even..
She'd be on her period and I'd have blood, milk and juices all all over my face.
The nighr we broke up I ate the booty one last time on her living room floor as a goodbye kiss lol

Current GF is skinny and tiny. LOVE scooping both hands under her ass and lifting her up to my face. Ass in my hands 2ft off the bed and my faced buried in her cunt. Makes the front to back dining experience great and hands full of ass can't be beat.
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LMAO. Dude didn't even hesitate. Wrote this like he'd been waiting for this thread his entire life.

Anyway, cunnilingus is fantastic. I remember feeling anxious about it before actually trying it, but I was completely sold after I performed it on a woman for the first time and witnessed her reaction. Seeing someone react like that to your touch is an incredible, addictive experience. I can't even get in the heads of guys who deprive their partners (and themselves) of that satisfaction.
 
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uncelestial

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I have respect for the booty eaters and those who are not afraid to eat out girls who are riding the crimson wave, but... I just can't. I can't! I'm sorry.

I'll eat pussy all night but menstrual blood and fecal matter are just too much.
 
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Trouble

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You know, some words of wisdom were passed down to me when I was a young man.

You've got to lick it before you stick it.
 
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Exr

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atr0cious said:
Most of those guys probably chuckle at just the mention 69, and then don't want to do it? What the fuck? Not only does it own giving pleasure to your lover, but if you're egotistical, it can help pad your "stats." Women are arguably one of the only female species to achieve orgasm, why would we deny them that?
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Look I'm all for eating pussy but nobody should be 69ing after high school
 
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Ol No Bones

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Exr said:
Look I'm all for eating pussy but nobody should be 69ing after high school
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Why? Its a lot of fun.

Hell if she doesn't to bother with my stuff she can just sit on my face. I will please a woman any way she pleases
within reason.
 
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v1lla21

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Punk ass motherfuckers then cry when a girl don't wanna give head. Always laugh when my friends say they like getting blowjobs but not going down. Pussy's good. Gotta eat it like bbq ribs, sometimes you gotta fake chow tho.
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