I try to stay away from shit, but I don't mind the blood. I could use little extra iron in my diet anyways
if you really get in there while she's on her period her head will fucking spin dude, I've seen girls get freakier than ever during shark week
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It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy (Jezebel)
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I try to stay away from shit, but I don't mind the blood. I could use little extra iron in my diet anyways
if you really get in there while she's on her period her head will fucking spin dude, I've seen girls get freakier than ever during shark week
When I was growing up this kind of thinking was actually fairly common - that going down wasn't manly/made you subordinate and all that nonsense. Whether it was a slowly dying holdover from previous shitty attitudes, spurred on by music, just not having access to information or some combination of all of those, it was certainly a thing. Weird that it still is for some people (I don't mean to imply that any sexual acts are mandatory, obviously everyone has their own stuff going on, more the lack of regard for the concept of reciprocity and the idea that hey, she might want to cum, too).
Noted sex expert Beenie Man's thoughtful response
Anyway, we really shouldn't be having a pussy-eating thread without this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB51NCcvuMs&feature=youtu.be&t=52s
TsunamiOfSwagger
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Cant beat a 69, it's dinner for two.
blame space
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finally, an honest thread about 69ing.
Ol No Bones
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Cannibalism?
Zeyphersan
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It ain't sex unless you ate some pussy first
Professor Beef
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it's never too late
I don't think i can change it unless the mods use their power!
i did it in the shower. unsurprisingly, it tasted like i had a bloody lip (she came pretty fast too)
Hm I think I would give this a shot. Being in the shower would definitely make me (and hopefully her) feel better about the mess.
uncelestial
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God damn, that girl musta been on her period. (shudder)Punk ass motherfuckers then cry when a girl don't wanna give head. Always laugh when my friends say they like getting blowjobs but not going down. Pussy's good. Gotta eat it like bbq ribs, sometimes you gotta fake chow tho.
Also: "In hell the only position that's allowed is 69."
Listen to Patricia y'all
mariachi507
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Slayer-33
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Bad experiences most likely, I have convinced many to their surprise/liking.
those guys are idiots.
TatteredHat
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Nobody should be pressured into doing anything they're not comfortable with, articles like this one are terrible.
Monocle
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If you can't be a giving partner and accommodate your girl's reasonable expectations in the bedroom, you'd best find someone who shares your preferences. It's not cool to stifle your SO's sex life because you're not down for a rather vanilla activity.
I bet most guys who don't like to give oral are happy to have their dick sucked. So maybe nut up and reciprocate once in a while? It's a little selfish to always want to be on the receiving end. Try taking pleasure in your partner's pleasure, would be my suggestion.
I agree as long as you're both on the same page. If you have a problem doing it when she requests it, well, get over it. Especially if you've never done it before. You might be surprised.
Napoleonthechimp
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How many times have you gotten your dick sucked?
Suppose you are a gay man who's not comfortable with rimming but allow your bf to perform it on you, because he wants to. Are you now obliged to perform it on him? Btw men should definitely not expect bjs if their spouse doesnt enjoy it. Its obnoxious.
TatteredHat
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Yes, everything you have said is true. Having said that, it's something that should be discussed between yourself and your partner. If you are not compatible in the bedroom then find another partner, that goes for both sexes. Articles like this are needlessly antagonizing towards people who do genuinely feel uncomfortable doing a certain act, and clearly biased towards the woman's PoV as well. But it's from Jezebel, so I'm not surprised that it's this bad.
It's all about communication between partners.
Stiflers Mom
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Since casual sex was mentioned, it's not very safe to actually eat pussy...
You might as well get your condom off, since you screwed with yourself being protected against STDs anway.
You might as well get your condom off, since you screwed with yourself being protected against STDs anway.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
With a girl who is a virgin at the moment, I get to go down town though and she digs it. Pile driver position and get a bit of ass too. Tongue penetration, get in the puss.
tkscz
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Where is your noses when you do it?
Breathe through your nose, every once in a while exhale through your mouth by blowing sharply in her clit.
If you want to go the extra mile, once she's wet, get two fingers in there, make them hook shaped, find the g spot, push your knuckles down, and massage that g spot firmly but gently. She'll thank you for it.
Napoleonthechimp
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Monocle
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Ideally, sexual expectations should be discussed beforehand. In fact, that's always a good idea. It's crucial to make sure you're sexually compatible with your partner early on in your relationship, so no one's going to feel surprised or put-upon when their limits are suddenly tested.
If I had an aversion to an activity, but it's not for health reasons, then I'd certainly try to accommodate my dude as long as 1) he practiced excellent hygiene, and 2) he was willing to pay me back by indulging my own kinks. A good example would be foot worship. I don't find anything remotely appealing, much less arousing, about the idea of tongue bathing someone's toes, but if my partner is good, giving, and game, then the least I can do is try to venture slightly outside my comfort zone and be equally accommodating.
I will say this, though: If you're constantly negotiating in the bedroom, that's a sign that you need to communicate better in advance.
A little bias toward the woman's POV isn't such a bad thing in this world, where there's a serious sexual double standard at play that maintains the expectation that women should "perform" while guys kick back and enjoy the benefits of their hard work. It's the 21st century, people. Time to update your gender politics and start looking at sex as a collaborative activity rather than a fun way to get your dick wet.
If this doesn't apply to you, high five! But let's not pretend there's not a major imbalance here.
Caayn
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Just above it.
Will try that, thanks. Problem is that at that time I'm completely focused on performing and forget to breathe.
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