SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Risky business sucking a Toblerone, deadliest treat on planet earth.Do you like Toblerones? Can I substitute cock for Toblerone?
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It's funny when people are getting banned for console warring while some of the mods are console warriors
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
It certainly is if you pull it out before it has melted!
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Wizz-Art
Member
My friend thanks you.
DenchDeckard
Moderated wildly
Do you like Toblerones? Can I substitute cock for Toblerone?
When you think about it, I'm sure a Toblerone would be pretty stimulating!........
I mean, it’s quite apt that this is the first thread I opened up after sitting down for my lunchtime shit.
Aguero9320
Member
I don’t understand who benefits in the ‘sucking a dildo’ scenario?
Is it practise? If so, that seems too much like work… Does Phil Spencer pay you to do it? If not, it seems unproductive.
OP, you’re obviously still reading - please consider getting some professional help, rather than shooting up a school or a GameStop or something.
Is it practise? If so, that seems too much like work… Does Phil Spencer pay you to do it? If not, it seems unproductive.
OP, you’re obviously still reading - please consider getting some professional help, rather than shooting up a school or a GameStop or something.
Insane Metal
Member
Why the fuck would you do this Kretos 
I agree that sometimes mods don't get that what we post is a joke tho.
I agree that sometimes mods don't get that what we post is a joke tho.
IFireflyl
Gold Member
Everyone pay attention to
Mod of War: Remastered
's post here. You can see this is a GIF from the show IT Crowd. Maurice (the character in the GIF) is about to eat some popcorn. The box of popcorn has a look that is reminiscent of Netflix. Netflix is available on the PS5 and the Xbox Series X, but more people own a PS5 than an Xbox Series X. This is confirmation that
Mod of War: Remastered
is pro PS5, and this post is evidence that he engaged in console warring.
EviLore
, I'm not going to tell you how to do your job, but I'm expecting you to do the right thing here.
Mod of War: Remastered
, no hard feelings man, but I can't just sit idly by as you make an obvious console warring post. I wish you the best on ResetEra.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
A rat that feels a bit naseous.
Edit: I think it's an unfavourable term aimed at Xbox fans.
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TheSHEEEP
Gold Member
Ba dum tshh.
Seriously, though, what does OP mean with "green rat"?
There's also "green trash" and "green clowns".
I honestly don't understand what the guy was trying to say.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Lol is that a Civvie11 video I spy.
I caught one!
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
I think it's a term aimed at Xbox gamers to deride them. However it just comes off as the bitter and salty tears of an enraged fanboy.
BabyfaceRe
Member
Tribalism is a curse on us all. This poor guy ended up totally unhinged over disagreements over which console is best?
I assume 'green rats' is a derogatory term for xbox fans? Think about how sad your life is when your creating racist terms for ppl who like a different console to you.
Prejudice is an unstoppable force of hate. Gaming is about fun, period. To become so invested in your box over someone else's box shows that not only are you fucked in the head (it's an expensive toy ffs) but that they cant help but fully dedicate themselves to one tribe to feel a sense of belonging or superiority.
Real gamers play games, when they want, on whatever device they feel like in the moment. Real gamers play games not consoles.
I assume 'green rats' is a derogatory term for xbox fans? Think about how sad your life is when your creating racist terms for ppl who like a different console to you.
Prejudice is an unstoppable force of hate. Gaming is about fun, period. To become so invested in your box over someone else's box shows that not only are you fucked in the head (it's an expensive toy ffs) but that they cant help but fully dedicate themselves to one tribe to feel a sense of belonging or superiority.
Real gamers play games, when they want, on whatever device they feel like in the moment. Real gamers play games not consoles.
TheSHEEEP
Gold Member
lmao!
That didn't even cross my mind. I was suspecting some kind of Greens party allegiance, which would be slightly weird in this context to say the least.
Fucking climate activists ruining my console warring!
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SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Caroline Lucas has a lot to answer for.
LeftThumbstick
Member
This is the correct response right here. I pretty much flew out the womb holding a controller and the device in which I was playing on did not matter. If the game was good, the game was good.
I’ve had amazing moments on all brands of gaming consoles & PC. Road Rash on Sega, the music is still stuck in my head, Zelda on N64 hence my love for it, PS1 & 2 for the various GTA’s and a million other games, Xbox with Halo, Forza & many more, and games like Caesar, Pharaoh, RuneScape on PC.
All these things shaped who I am as a gAmEr (I hate saying that), and I hold them all in high regard. Oh and I forgot to add the many years I lost to my OG Gameboy and Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow.
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Gameplaylover
Member
The problem is that it's subjective what a joke is and what warring is. For example the below picture. I would say in a Forza Horizon 5 thread it's a joke and in a GT thread it's warring.
Maybe mods say it's warring in both cases, maybe they say it's just a joke in both cases.
It reads like an unreleased DMX b-side.
A more fun punishment for these rant posts should be a 6-month suspension to of the entire forum except responses to their rant posts. They basically have to stay stuck in here hoping to lure someone into here so they can stomp their feet for “Internet eternity”
cyberheater
PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 PS4 Xbone PS4 PS4
It’s not easy being a console warrior. The hours are long and the pay sucks.
Victories these days a few and far between and the risks of getting banned ever present.
Still, someone’s go to do it…
Victories these days a few and far between and the risks of getting banned ever present.
Still, someone’s go to do it…
DeceptiveAlarm
Gold Member
Either way it's hilarious. Your risk is appreciated.The problem is that it's subjective what a joke is and what warring is. For example the below picture. I would say in a Forza Horizon 5 thread it's a joke and in a GT thread it's warring.
Maybe mods say it's warring in both cases, maybe they say it's just a joke in both cases.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
The funny thing about Kretos' two month ban is it wasnt even a Sony vs. Xbox console war.
His posts showed it came from him immediately posting in a new Dreamcast thread where he trolled right away about DC stinks and get a Playstation. DC came out 22 years ago (23 if you go by Japanese launch in 1998).
Warrior for decades. Even legacy systems get the war.
If someone committed a major crime and got 20 years prison at DC launch, by the time he got out, Kretos would still be console warrioring about that system.
His posts showed it came from him immediately posting in a new Dreamcast thread where he trolled right away about DC stinks and get a Playstation. DC came out 22 years ago (23 if you go by Japanese launch in 1998).
Warrior for decades. Even legacy systems get the war.
If someone committed a major crime and got 20 years prison at DC launch, by the time he got out, Kretos would still be console warrioring about that system.
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SportsFan581
Member
He felt that folks that were more Xbox aligned were reporting him to the mods without justification.
I'm not very familiar with the OPs posts in general, but if this thread is any indication, he was one of those antagonistic posters that got pissed when anyone bothered to challenge the noise.
SafeOrAlone
Banned
I think what inevitably happens on most forums is that mods become friends with specific members.
Often, it’s members who hang around a lot, because the mods are also around often. Often, members who hang around become emboldened, outspoken, or occasionally just have poor social skills.
I think that’s what leads to inconsistency.
Often, it’s members who hang around a lot, because the mods are also around often. Often, members who hang around become emboldened, outspoken, or occasionally just have poor social skills.
I think that’s what leads to inconsistency.
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Dick Jones
Gold Member
Because he's the hero Neogaf deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll ban him. Because he can take dildos. Because he's not our hero. He's the last guardian, a watchful protector. A God of (Console) War.
Topher
Identifies as young
The problem is that it's subjective what a joke is and what warring is. For example the below picture. I would say in a Forza Horizon 5 thread it's a joke and in a GT thread it's warring.
Maybe mods say it's warring in both cases, maybe they say it's just a joke in both cases.
There is a thread dedicated to posting stuff like this for a reason.
Console War Thunderdome |OT| We Don't Need Another Hero
WELCOME CONSOLE WARRIORS TO THE THUNDERDOME! Use this thread to war against the plastic box you dislike the most. Don't like Sony? This is your place. Think Xbox has no games? Grab your favorite meme weapon. Two warriors enter, one warrior leave!
I love making fun of stuff, but this kind of gif is tailor made for console warring. It is funny, but everything has its time and place.
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DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
I imagine that someday, his gravestone will read “Oh yeah well PS2 also functions as a DVD player, and Fantavision is a legit good game”
Gameplaylover
Member
Never seen this. Needs to be a sticky thread in my opinion.There is a thread dedicated to posting stuff like this for a reason.
Console War Thunderdome |OT| We Don't Need Another Hero
WELCOME CONSOLE WARRIORS TO THE THUNDERDOME! Use this thread to war against the plastic box you dislike the most. Don't like Sony? This is your place. Think Xbox has no games? Grab your favorite meme weapon. Two warriors enter, one warrior leave!www.neogaf.com
I love making fun of stuff, but this kind of gif is tailor made for console warring. It is funny, but everything has its time and place.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
That thread never worked as trolling involves doing it spur of the moment in someone's face. Trolling in a planned thread doesnt make it fun.
Look closerEveryone pay attention to
Gameplaylover
Member
Yeah, but as a sticky with clear rules "Any Gif or joke that makes fun of a brand in any way belongs in here, otherwise one week off" people couldn't say unfair this, unfair that anymore. I don't need warriors, i don't need trolls.
saintjules
Gold Member
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The Rain King
Member
At first I though Uncle Phil was Fresh Prince Uncle Phil and I was really confused.
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
LOL for some reason I got it confused with Dr. Phil until I thought about it. I was like “I guess you could consider it an insult to imply someone jacks off to Dr. Phil but that is oddly specific…oh now I get it”
MrTentakel
Member
The problem is that it's subjective what a joke is and what warring is. For example the below picture. I would say in a Forza Horizon 5 thread it's a joke and in a GT thread it's warring.
Maybe mods say it's warring in both cases, maybe they say it's just a joke in both cases.
It´s a joke and if you feel offended by it you should reevaluate your priorities in life.
(Yes, I`m an old fart with a Playstation)
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Oh shit, he WASN'T talking about Fresh Prince? Damn.
Dr. Claus
Banned
It’s console warring. Used to specifically rile people up over plastic box choices.
It isn’t funny, its just childish.
MrTentakel
Member
I chuckled...
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R6Rider
Gold Member
Mister Wolf
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