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[Ned Flanders]

Wish you take your pop-culture schlock on the go? Well now theres Jamster, replete with all kinds of low brow goodies for your cellphone!! I mean who doesn't want a "I'll pop a cap in your ass" ringtone?!?! Portable ignorance at its finest! Thanks Jamster!

 

[Lemurnator]

Hey ned...

IZ DAT UR FONE!?

That'll be 99 cents.

 

[warhead]

Not just in young America, they are doing the same in the Netherlands, and England, Germany etc
But I think I grew quite immune to it now, I can't really care anymore.

 

[Lemurnator]

Try visiting their website and listening to some of the ring tones. I did it for larffs.

Some of the worst sounding shit I'd ever heard. The "fart" ringtone sounds like someone pushing the lowest key on a crappy 80s casio keyboard set on electric piano.

 

[Trevelyon]

Every time I see that fuckin' Jamster Frog thing on tv, I die a little inside. ;_;

Do you guys get that in the states?

 

[KiNeSiS]

I hear the shit everywhere!
People in the barbershop laugh and seem to love the jamster commercials, in between 106 and park.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Every time I see that fuckin' Jamster Frog thing on tv, I die a little inside. ;_;

Do you guys get that in the states?

Europe, is Bush really this bad to you. Its not like I am not suffering enough for having him as our president, but then you gotta ship the most annoying product on earth over here. Thanks guys, you sure know how to kick a man when he is down.

 

[Great King Bowser]

Fucking Crazy Frog with his fucking Crazy Frog Winky on show.

 

[Lunar Aura]

Urban is cool. Jamster is an urban product. Jamster is cool.

 

[Ferrio]

I was wondering if anyone was seeing this shit. THere's literally like 2 commercials of it every break on comedy central. I can't fathom who'd buy this shit.

 

[Docpan]

*Plays that annoying-as-fuck background music*

TEXT pimp1 to get the Bling Bling Ring!! Send it to 35 555, and we'll send it straight to your cell!!

 

[B'z-chan]

I heard that "Pick up the phone" ring tone and just cringed in public. Whoever thought of this marketing scheme needs to be shot and killed. I dont want to watch Tv anymore cause of this and freaking MD's "I'm loving it" shut up already with the commercials.

 

[Malleymal]

pretty soon people will start buying it, and people that have it will get all the laughs because everyone knows about it.... I know me and my friends laugh all the time at the commercial's ignorance, but the first person to actually get a ringtone and it goes off in public will be king for a day, I am sure that every person under 30 will instantly recognize it.

 

[D-X]

"GET THE COOLEST NEW RINGTONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just text 'Gullible ' to 810"

 

[Shig]

Yeah, what's up with these commercials? It wasn't even a slow build, there was nothing for them and then BAM there's 5 spots every half hour.

Ah well, just more reason to not watch TV.

 

[Suerte]

They're not only doing it to young America!

Everytime that fucking "crazy frog" advert comes on here in the UK (which is about every ad break, sometimes twice an ad break) I just feel like throwing my TV out the window. Which I would, if it wasn't a 28" mofo.

 

[Tazznum1]

Poor Sir Mix A Lot.

 

[captmcblack]

The things that are really fucked up about this:

-this Jamster thing got really popular like, out of nowhere (literally, I'd never seen these things until the day before Christmas on only BET, and now I see them on almost every channel all the time)

-the marketing mechanics behind it are apparently so good, that other companies started doing the same shit (they have a clone of Jamster called "Dirtyhippo" or something, and a jokes version, and so on...and there are magazine versions appearing in RS and Blender )

 

[ohamsie]

I am so sick of that dancing yellow puff bird.


The worst ringtone ever:

"WHERE MY BABY DADDY AT???? WHERE HE BE????????"

 

[FortNinety]

Thank God I'm not the only person who finds their products the most atrocious things on earth. And the sad part is I bet millions across this country are eating this shit up like candy.

 

[impirius]

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[StoOgE]

I would actually by a ringtone if they had one that sounded like their commercials.

 

[MrPing1000]

jamster run the crazy frog (that old silly noise usually with a picture of a ferrari on the net) advert at least twice every break on all mtv channels in the uk. I want to murder them

 

[Trevelyon]

Ah, thank god for late night Rage! No commercials at all, just music.

 

[Tuvoc]

The worst part about it is that I keep seeing new ones. I swear I see a new jamster commercial like every 4 days.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

I can't fucking believe how many times these commercials air. Just fast forwarding through one commercial break with the tivo... I'll see 3 fucking Jamster commercials.