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January NBA Season Thread - A No Puddin Zone

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Loki

Count of Concision
Chucky Atkins: 26 points, 10 assists, 4 steals, 50% shooting (coming off a 25/11 night, mind you)


"The Lakers have no PG" -- Konex Bryant, after every single game that the Lakers lost while Kobe dominated the ball and shot 20% from the field while committing 8 TO's. :D


Atkins is averaging like 22 and 10 (on better shooting than Kobe, too) since Kobe's been on the IL. Lakers are 4-1 w/o Cancer Bryant and only 17-15 with him. KONEX AM CRYING. :D


Atkins >>> Bryant


Bionic owned. Konex owned. The proof is in the pudding, as Bill Cosby would say. ;) :p



(this post was only half in jest :D)


Man, Barry has been HUGE for SA.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Ginobli just OWNED Phoenix. :lol

Marion stayed down because he wanted no piece of Ginobli's FIYAH, and now he's on a poster anyway. :D
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Loki said:
Those are YOUR boys, AstroLad-- YOUR boys! :D

Yes, but let's face it they're easily one of the worst defensive teams in the league. Even their coach said "we need 110 points to win, how will we do that w/o Nash!?"
 
God help me if the Spurs manage to pull this out as I'm going to hear it from every goddamn Spurs fan tomorrow about "MANUUUUUUUUU!!!!!11111"
 
This game is turning into an instant classic! Competitive first half, clinic by PHX in the 3rd, Spurs battle back with the lead as time ticks away, Marion forces OT with a huge 3 etc etc
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Hahaha this is why it sucks to have a 75% Nash and a bench that scores 0-3 points a game. bad combo.

wtf Nash is just out of it now.
 
AstroLad said:
Hahaha this is why it sucks to have a 75% Nash and a bench that scores 0-3 points a game. bad combo.

wtf Nash is just out of it now.


To be fair, ya'll didn't have a bench tonight. Dressing 9 players, when Nash is banged just won't cut it. Even with basically no production out of 4 key Spurs players (Parker, Horry, Rasho, Bowen) the bench was able to carry them back into the game.
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Ned Flanders said:
To be fair, ya'll didn't have a bench tonight. Dressing 9 players, when Nash is banged just won't cut it. Even with basically no production out of 4 key Spurs players (Parker, Horry, Rasho, Bowen) the bench was able to carry them back into the game.

Yeah Nash played his ass off, all of the starters did, only problem was Nash coming back from the injury only had 3 quarters in the tank for tonight, and as we all know w/o Nash Suns are a terrible team.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Konex, you didn't take the bait with my Cancer Bryant post. I'm proud of you. :D


But if it gets to like 9-1 or 11-3 w/o Kobe, something's really up. :p
 
Cloudy said:
You don't watch this team much, huh?


I know I know, their bench sucks anyway. But even without any production from them, a few fresh bodies might have meant a couple less fatigue turnovers for Nash etc, and in a game this close that can mean all the difference.

Its ironic watching this game because, as a lifelong Spurs fan, what the Suns did tonight is actually our MO. We're known for cozy 3rd quarter leads disintegrating into 4th quarter nailbiters, championships runs included. Nice to be on the other end of one for once.
 
That was some beautiful basketball by both teams. I'm extremely happy the Spurs won, but no matter what the outcome was, that game is already a classic in my mind.

This one is for Incognito... MANUUUUUUUUU!!! :D
 

bionic77

Member
Loki said:
Chucky Atkins: 26 points, 10 assists, 4 steals, 50% shooting (coming off a 25/11 night, mind you)


"The Lakers have no PG" -- Konex Bryant, after every single game that the Lakers lost while Kobe dominated the ball and shot 20% from the field while committing 8 TO's. :D


Atkins is averaging like 22 and 10 (on better shooting than Kobe, too) since Kobe's been on the IL. Lakers are 4-1 w/o Cancer Bryant and only 17-15 with him. KONEX AM CRYING. :D


Atkins >>> Bryant


Bionic owned. Konex owned. The proof is in the pudding, as Bill Cosby would say. ;) :p



(this post was only half in jest :D)


Man, Barry has been HUGE for SA.

Maybe I was owned, but please don't ever say that Konex has ever been owned at anything ever again. There is just too much evidence of his amazing power to indirectly pick the winner of any sporting contest. I am seriously considering taking what is left of my savings and putting it into a "Konex fund". This was again proven by Konex claiming the Rockets were "unclutch" which of course fueled a Rockets victory by one point!

Loki you are just damn lucky that Konex was too young to watch that villain Jordan play. He would have been instantly enamoured with his ball hogging, ugly facing tendencies. He would have started rooting for MJ and 6 rings turns into jack shit and Patrick Ewing suddenly becomes the "greatest of all time".

Believe it.
 

Cloudy

Banned
Loki said:
Konex, you didn't take the bait with my Cancer Bryant post. I'm proud of you. :D


But if it gets to like 9-1 or 11-3 w/o Kobe, something's really up. :p

I'm still amazed at this game that just ended :lol

Lamar, Chucky and Caron have really stepped it up but they're still barely beating shitty teams and they lost to Utah. I just hope they somehow beat Seattle in the next game. The good thing is that Kobe will trust Chucky to run the offense when they get back and he can concentrate on being a SG...
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
Maybe I was owned, but please don't ever say that Konex has ever been owned at anything ever again. There is just too much evidence of his amazing power to indirectly pick the winner of any sporting contest. I am seriously considering taking what is left of my savings and putting it into a "Konex fund". This was again proven by Konex claiming the Rockets were "unclutch" which of course fueled a Rockets victory by one point!

Loki you are just damn lucky that Konex was too young to watch that villain Jordan play. He would have been instantly enamoured with his ball hogging, ugly facing tendencies. He would have started rooting for MJ and 6 rings turns into jack shit and Patrick Ewing suddenly becomes the "greatest of all time".

Believe it.

:lol

"Maybe" you were owned? Don't worry, bionic-- your TRUE ownage comes at the end of the season, when Kobe's season FG% ends up being ~43% rather than your predicted 48% (recall that I had said 46-48% would be acceptable, but you INSISTED that it would end up being 48% because Kobe will be "better this year w/o Shaq" and then made the wager). :lol


Tag of my choice, remember. :D
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Cloudy said:
I'm still amazed at this game that just ended :lol

Lamar, Chucky and Caron have really stepped it up but they're still barely beating shitty teams and they lost to Utah. I just hope they somehow beat Seattle in the next game. The good thing is that Kobe will trust Chucky to run the offense when they get back and he can concentrate on being a SG...

Ah, let the rationalizations begin...

The good thing is that Kobe will trust Chucky to run the offense when they get back and he can concentrate on being a SG

You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? ;)


We'll see...
 
Why the fuck are you talking about fucking Chucky Atkins and the Ready-for-a-1st-round-exit Lakers after watching the Spurs/Suns game? IT IS A CRIME!!!
 

bionic77

Member
Loki said:
:lol

"Maybe" you were owned? Don't worry, bionic-- your TRUE ownage comes at the end of the season, when Kobe's season FG% ends up being ~43% rather than your predicted 48% (recall that I had said 46-48% would be acceptable, but you INSISTED that it would end up being 48% because Kobe will be "better this year w/o Shaq" and then made the wager). :lol


Tag of my choice, remember. :D

When I win this little wager, you will have to live with a negative Jordan tag for a few months! And if I lose it, well I can't expected to be right all the time, I am not the Bizarro Konex.
 
Seattle has been playing like dogshit recently. Specifically: Ray Allen. Don't know what's up, but I'm sure they'll lay down the wood on the hapless Lakers in preparation for the Spurs in a week or so.
 

etiolate

Banned
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Why the fuck are you talking about fucking Chucky Atkins and the Ready-for-a-1st-round-exit Lakers after watching the Spurs/Suns game? IT IS A CRIME!!!

Damn you Loki!

Spurs - Kings, Sunday night!
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
Just got back from a bar watching the game decked out in my Parker jersey. I'm so glad the Spurs won cause I was on the only one cheering them on there. Manu > T Mac. Yea I said it.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
Ha Ha I forgot. I went to Manu's website earlier in the day and sent an email to "him" asking what was the most points he scored in the NBA.
 
I just got one more thing to say before going to sleep.

Amare, push up this, clown!

tx_ginobili_all.jpg


At least make your FTs after making a fool out of yourself.

And a funny extra pic.

capt.pna10401220428.spurs_suns_pna104.jpg
 
Loki said:
:lol

That pic is hysterical. They're both laughing and Battier looks like he's crying for some reason. They look like three kids in the sandbox and the two of them are ganging up on him causing mischief, trying to take Battier's favorite toy. :D


what , are you having a fantasy?
 
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