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January WrassleGAF |OT| Rocky Road to Wrestle Kingdom Starts Now
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Deleted member 47027
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House shows for squashes, Space, and healing.
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lawyering, royal rumble return, on drugs
Just call it their sad voices. It urks me the wrong way Pepsicity.
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The SUPER SERIOUS quiet voice that only gets used when a tragedy happens...except now they use it too much to get over shit angles like AJ taking a top rope table bump as suicide (oh the horror)
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I did a Laserfrog voice when Bootaaay put him in a submission last night - however Frog did get out.
Such a silly event should have had excitable, dramatic voices, there's no need to try and convince us its "real" by using your serious low voice. It's wrestling, not a Mass.
Bah gawd?! A Laserfrog voice?! I can't help but do that voice all the damn time.
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Mellow British guy?
Was also where we were finally going to get Punk vs Benoit.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
I read this in the Owen voice.
Yeah, and Jomo came out.
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"Oh...seems Bootaaay has Laserfrog in a submission move...rather a move that may make him quit...It seems. Seems...oh, look at that. It seems Laserfrog has navigated his way out...perhaps he'll...do something...or others..."
funkystudent
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Speaking of deaths I remember just randomly tuning into a repeat RAW like I normally did at the time and only then finding out Eddie died.
It was probably almost a week since he actually pasted and I managed to not hear it anywhere and finding out through a career montage set to hurt was kind of tear jerking.
It was probably almost a week since he actually pasted and I managed to not hear it anywhere and finding out through a career montage set to hurt was kind of tear jerking.
I know you're trolling, and I shouldn't fall for it, but dude, please. Kane has been more entertaining this year than most other guys that they would have given the time to. Besides, if it wasn't Kane time, then it would have probably just been another Cena/Sheamus/etc. promo or just a recap spot of a Cena promo. Hell, if anything, I'm just glad that Team Hell No has led to Bryan still being remembered by the WWE. As great as Bryan is, I fear that WWE would have just jobbed him out, and he would be on Superstars duty every week. Kane has been the only meaningful guy that has put over Bryan all year, and this tag team will be over soon, and Kane will likely insist on putting Bryan over again at WM.
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id buy a del rio scarf
The pauses allow me to think of the next set of words, it's from the Shatner school of acting.
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Last night Del Rio was wearing an Antonio Inoki scarf but quickly discarded it after coming out.
He very nearly won me over for good but then he lost the fighting spirit.
He very nearly won me over for good but then he lost the fighting spirit.
sf2fanatic
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Any LA peeps going to the houseshow on Friday? Looks like a good card based on the commerical
Lambda Pie
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i was saving this one for tomorrow, but i'll just pick a different one now.
2nd match of the day:
Owen Hart + Steve Williams vs Antonio Inoki + Nobuhiko Takada - NJPW '88
http://youtu.be/vCbVVK_Aawo
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No more HHH please ;(
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No more HHH on TV please ;(
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Why is Eve leaving?
Are you well man? Maybe it's time for nap.
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Burnout, etc. Let me get you the news farticle:
According to WWE sources, Eve is simply "burnt out" from traveling and wants to take some time off to work on outside projects. Torres has been on the road full-time with WWE since 2007. She has been working all WWE house shows and TV tapings.
As of late, she has talked about getting married to her MMA fighter fiance Rener Gracie. She is also going to work on her women's self-defense program which we posted an article on yesterday. You can check that out below:
EveTorres.com has some new details for WWE Divas Champion Eve Torres' two free self defense seminars. The seminars will be held on January 19 and 20 in response to an aggravated rape which took place in Santa Monica last week. Torres' fiance, Rener Gracie, is also set to participate. Here is the full release:
In response to the aggravated rape that took place in Santa Monica on October 10, 2012, the Gracie Academy is offering two free women's self-defense seminars in January, one in Torrance and one in Beverly Hills. Both sessions will address the following threat scenarios:
- How to break free from an attacker who grabs you without warning.
- How to avoid being taken to the ground by a determined attacker.
- How to escape from underneath an attacker who has you pinned to the ground.
Rener and I will both be teaching the January 19th session in Torrance- sign up today and be empowered!
These special 2-hour seminars are designed for first-time self-defense students and absolutely no experience is necessary to participate.
The seminars are free but space is very limited, so sign up now!
The seminars are open to women ages 13 and up (Note: Anyone under 18 must be accompanied by an adult). If you or someone you love would like to participate in one of these special 2-hour seminars, use the information below and they'll save your spot today. Also, feel free to forward this information to any of your friends who might be interested in attending.
Torrance Self-defense Seminar
Date: Saturday, January 19 from 2:00pm to 4:00pm
Location: 3515 Artesia Blvd, Torrance, CA 90504
Attire: Casual workout attire.
RSVP: Call (310) 353-4100 or send an email to Jackie@gracieacademy.com
Beverly Hills Self-defense Seminar
Date: Sunday, January 20 from 10am to 12pm
Address: 324 S. Beverly Dr, Beverly Hills, CA 90212
Attire: Casual workout attire.
RSVP: Call (310) 553-0500 or send an email to Casey@gracieacademy.com
For details on how you can sign up, visit EveTorres.com/Empower.
Because like all Divas she can do way better on her own. Lets take a look at all the success stories out there.
Stacy- fucking George Clooney
Torrie Wilson - fucking Alex Rodriguez
Sable - fucking Brock Lesnar
Chyna - fucking everyone
In all seriousness I feel that not one single Diva has really made it on her own out there, surpassing WWE success.
Prove me wrong.
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According to PuroresuSpirit.com, New Japan Pro Wrestling star Kazuchika Okada has denied rumors that he is making the jump to WWE.
Okada has stated that he is under contract to New Japan until December 31, 2014 and also told the Japanese media that his priority is re-capturing the IWGP Heavyweight Title.
Okada has stated that he is under contract to New Japan until December 31, 2014 and also told the Japanese media that his priority is re-capturing the IWGP Heavyweight Title.
She cited 'family', which probably means she wants to start breeding her own.
They can easily reload the Divas division with a Tamina push, an NXT call up, and maybe pluck one from TNA.
Swagger's been teaming with Lex Kruger at house shows, so his return should be soon. Bourne's still dealing with a foot injury and his return got pushed past the Rumble and into February at the earliest.
As far as Otunga goes, he's dealing with his law firm?
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
Saw the intro video for Raw last night, pretty cool.
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So bully ray is Inviting people to a strip club for his bachelor party. Tommy dreamer is going .
El Pescado
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Joke Post?
Well I mean like, if they do it right. But yeah, that won't happen lol