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WCW Thunder 7/12/2000
TO THE BACK. Kanyon is telling SMOOTH he got robbed, bro.
Tony and Brain are the only ones on color tonight. The reason was due to a tragic vocal cord injury inflicted upon him during an interview with Scott Steiner.
Tank comes to the ring with 3 Count. We were all robbed of seeing 3 Count perform on Nitro. He's going to guard the stage so no one can interrupt. Too bad he was facing the ramp and didn't think that guys would attack from the other side. Dragons are in the ring and MUTA attacks Tank from behind!
3 Count/Tank Abbott vs Jung Dragons/Great Muta.
What a random fucking match. NJPW or AJPW should totally book this match next month. I don't think anyone besides Jamie-San is doing anything. Disgusting dragon screws from Muta. Fuck. Those looked painful. Muta tried to spit the mist at Tank, but Tank had a circle to block it. Tank punches Yang's face off for the win.
TO THE BACK. BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO. Kanyon gives Cat a copy of his book. He wants a match against Jarrett, but Jeff is booked against Buff tonight. MIA meeting. Stash vs Demon. Perfect Event attack as soon as Stash leaves. Major Gunns hits them both in the balls.
Stevie Ray is now at the announce table. He's replacing Tenay.
Vampiro comes out and has his music cut so God of Thunder can play. I hate this angle so much.
The Demon vs Major Stash.
Stevie Ray can't understand this stupid fucking angle, either. Demon wins with a rock bottom. Which is now called the Love Gun instead of his other move. Lights go out and Aces and 8s Sting is pointing from atop ThunderVision.
TO THE BACK. Kidman and Lance head to the ring. Kidman asks of Lance is really going to have the Canadian national anthem play again. Kanyon Kanyon Cuts a security guard. David and Stacy head to the ring area.
Kidman/Lance Storm vs Jindrak/O'Haire
The anthem plays. "This sucka got to be crazy." Kidman has a newspaper and does goofy things behind Lance. Tony says Kidman is being very disrespectful, which he was. Stevie now respects Kidman more because who cares about Canada right now? Crazy double hip toss to Kidman. The fuck. O'Haire does a front flip off the top and lands on his feet. Kidman is bumped into Lance on the apron, which leads to the Seanton Bomb on Kidman for the win. Post match, Lance superkicks Kidman in the nipple.
TO THE BACK. Vampiro and Demon are saying stupid shit. Vamp says he's going to rip off Sting's mask on Monday. False. Nitro is on Tuesday next week due to the anticipated TV movie,
Nuremberg Part II. Gene interviews Vito. The interview continues while David and Stacy watch it on a monitor. Stacy decides she wants the hardcore title and sends David to take it.
David Flair vs Big Vito WCW Hardcore Championship
David beats Vito all the way to the stage. Vito takes control once they get to ringside, but David comes back once they get in the ring. Stacy comes to the ring. Vito hits the Macho Elbow. Vito kisses Stacy, who bit his lip I guess. Vito gets another table that has a leg immediately break while setting up. Vito hits his spinning DDT through it for the win. No good pictures of Stacy, sorry bros.
TO THE BACK. Cat is on the phone when Jeff hangs it up to say he's taking the night off. Buff isn't here, so now he has to work Kanyon.
EARLIER TODAY. The Perfect Event were testing their new posing routine. KANYON CUTTER OUTTA NOWHERE on a guy setting up the ring. I'm not going to gif them all, but at the end of all this I'm going to go back and make a full compilation.
The Perfect Event vs MIA
Bleh. Meat hit a huge sit out powerbomb on Hugh out of the corner. Hugh hits the moonsault on Chuck "Columbo", but Meat hit the ref with the Lex Flexxxer. Robinson woke up with Lash holding it, so he DQ'd the MIA.
TO THE BACK. Booker is heading to the ring.
Booker comes out and says he just found out he has to defend his title against Double J at the next PPV. I guess Booker must have left before Nitro was over. Mike Awesome was watching this in the back. He says he'll give everyone a shot that wants one. "You wanna brush up on my wife? Sucka I will KILL YOU!" Rick Steiner comes out. His music has again changed and is now the JHV of Stranglehold. I guess since Scott turned Rick had to turn again, too. Even though he just turned back face. Instead, Rick says that what Scott did was wrong. Rick wishes him luck as champion. SWERVE! Rick attacks from behind. Stevie Ray can't keep his cool and saves Booker. Mike Awesome eventually saves Booker.
TO THE BACK. Daffney and Crowbar get ready. I think Crowbar wants to fuck Daffney. Shane and Torrie also head to the ring. Cat tells Kidman he can get a match with Lance as long as he stays out of Shane's next match.
Shane Douglas/Torrie vs Crowbar/Daffney.
Sound and video are again like 40 seconds off from each other. I don't know why so many of the Thunders have this problem. I'm also watching it slightly sped up to get through it faster. Short cat fight is broken up because of hair pulling I think. Daffney hit a low blow and jawbreaker on Shane. Shane wins with the Franchiser. This is over a minute out of sync. He also Franchised Daffney.
TO THE BACK. Booker wants Rick Steiner, but Cat already booked Rick against Awesome. Kanyon Cutter OUTTA NOWHERE to some guy on the steps outside of the arena. Positivley Kanyon and Tank/3 Count are the best things for sure in WCW.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Tenay asked too many questions to Scott Steiner. Scott particularly had a serious issue with Tenay calling the frankensteiner a hurricanranna. Tenay asks if this anger stemmed from something that happened in his childhood, which led to Steiner choking Tenay.
TO THE BACK. The Dragons attack Cat. Well, they tried, at least. Didn't really work out for them.
Kidman vs Lance Storm.
Brain tries to put over Lance about how he hears so much about him, but Stevie Ray says he ain't heard a thing about him. He's a pro wrestler in the dressing room and he hasn't heard anyone talk about Lance Storm once. Kidman won when Lance tried to powerbomb him on a chair.
TO THE BACK. Buff finally shows up with his mom, Judy.
Kanyon shows up and walks off with her, but not before giving the camera a big nod and smile. After a break we find Judy Bagwell on the ground in a neck brace being attented to. I wish we got to see the Kanyon Cutter. Also, Buff's mom drove him to work.
Rick Steiner vs Mike Awesome.
Sound is back to normal for me. Mike Awesome turned face mostly because he was hitting on a fat chick and thought it'd look bad to her if he just took the US Championship without earning it. That's what I like to think. Rick had turned face and heel at least 2 times each in the past month. Mike Awesome wins with a roll up, DIVA style. Booker comes out to get his revenge on Rick after the match.
TO THE BACK. Kanyon and Jeff head to the ring.
Kanyon vs Jeff Jarrett
Harlem Heat on color for this. Jeff hits a DDT on the book which made Bobby say "I've seen the book kill a lot of guys." Lol. Jeff tries a guitar shot, the ref takes it, and Kanyon hits him with the book. But Jeff's foot was on the rope. This is pretty much a normal match. I was hoping for them trying to out heel each other or something. Jeff shoves Stevie Ray and puched Booker. Security came to break it up and Buff attacked Kanyon. Security got rid of him. Kanyon eats the Stroke and Jeff wins.