Pfft, no one wants to wear the shirt of someone that kisses multiple people. I wouldn't let my daughter(if I had one) wear a shirt that turns her insta-slut.
What they need to make are some nice, wholesome Funkadactyl booty shorts.
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Pfft, no one wants to wear the shirt of someone that kisses multiple people. I wouldn't let my daughter(if I had one) wear a shirt that turns her insta-slut.
What they need to make are some nice, wholesome Funkadactyl booty shorts.
Fair enough, but I believe AJ already main evented more Raw's (and played major roles in PPV's and Raw's) this past year alone then any of the women in WWE up until now.
It just seems silly to not make a single t-shirt, I just don't see it not making money for them.
British Monsoon
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Speaking of theme songs, Hashimoto's theme was BAD ASS;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkS6dlaNbM8#t=2m14s
Sounds like it could be from a Dynasty Warriors soundtrack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkS6dlaNbM8#t=2m14s
Sounds like it could be from a Dynasty Warriors soundtrack.
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I figure I'll give up on 99% of WWE stuff, and go balls deep into NJPW from now on. I feel good. I was pretty much already there, but...yeah.
I miss Ring Ka King. I really loved the look of Jazzy Lahoria, he looked so awesomely evil!
I miss Ring Ka King. I really loved the look of Jazzy Lahoria, he looked so awesomely evil!
That Divas selection is pathetic. They don't even need individual Divas merch, just make a Divas yearly calendar for like $20. The thing would sell like hotcakes.
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Something that I really loved about Ring Ka King was even though Pathani Pathhe were obvious GREEN as hell in their match here against The Sheikhs, it had great production values with neat, new characters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuGTSS0QPk
Worth watching just to hear Pathani Pathhe's theme music. Awesome stuff. I really, REALLY miss Ring Ka King.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuGTSS0QPk
Worth watching just to hear Pathani Pathhe's theme music. Awesome stuff. I really, REALLY miss Ring Ka King.
funkystudent
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Completely forgot about Ring Ka King.
It was pretty fun and over the top.
Is it ever coming back?
It was pretty fun and over the top.
Is it ever coming back?
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It's dead as far as I know. They had that first season that was totally awesome, but it ended and that was that. Endemol produced it (they also produced Jersey Shore and Flavor Of Love/I Love New York so don't complain) and I don't think they're coming out for more.
Plus it was the one gimmick that could be changed over time - that he was hit by a steel chair and he was mentally stable - would of worked well if Bischoff was still with WWE ... remember Eugene was Eric's Nephew.
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Kinda how they saved Gallows' career. Festus was FUCKED, as a character and so was the person behind it - but thank goodness for whoever decided to make Punk get him off his medication.
Mark Henry is a legendary world record holding powerlifter and quite likely the strongest human who ever lived.
So when that guy decides he wants to wreck people's shit, that's a level of intimidation no one else in the company can touch.
Nocturnowl
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Japan make some pump up worthy wrestling themes, clearly with the demise of THQ we need a new type of WWE game for this year, WWE Musou will be a quick fix and be true to the product with Cena destroying swarms of jobbers with just 5 move combos.
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Well, I wouldn't call him the strongest human by any means, but yeah he's a strong man. A strong strong man!
Big Show really does pale in comparison...literally too.
Of course there's no 'true' answer, but it's not as crazy as it sounds. Plenty of people in the weightlifting field have called him that. It's more about extrapolating his career if he had ignored the WWE and focused on powerlifting 4lyfe.
Some of his one-lift records were broken by guys with a particular focus on that lift, but his combined stuff reigns supreme to this day.
Wikipedia:
Also, pound-for-pound is a different discussion.
But yeah, that's the main reason why. Plus, when he wants to look tough, he looks tough. Big Show looks goofy as a bald man. Ryback looks like a goof, which harkens back to the Goldberg/Ryback discussions on why Goldberg seemed like such a bigger bad ass.
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Oh man. That's ridiculous. I had no idea what he's done has stood the test of time so well. I figured some Sven Svensson or Erik Jerkagaard or somesuch would have managed to grab it.
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NO MARK! WAIT UNTIL THE RUMBLE! THE RUMBLE!!
BOM BOM BOM BOM
BOM BOM BOM BOM
SOMEBODY GONNA GET THEIR ASS KICKED
SOMEBODY GONNA GET THEIR WIG SPLIT
his theme kicks ass
29 Wigs. 1 Ring. 0 Bills Paid.
Nocturnowl
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I will mark for Mark at the Rumble.
I'm still not sure how I feel about Eugene. I actually liked a lot of his stuff at the beginning of the angle, but it was so dumb and offensive, but not as dumb and offensive as you'd expect from WWE doing a full retard angle. I felt bad for Nick Dinsmore, who spent so long in OVW only to get called up with that gimmick. But then again, he got a ton of TV time, feuded with HHH, and probably makes way more on the indys than he would have otherwise with a gimmick that I'm sure is a lot easier on his body than doing wrestling machine style matches.
The look of terror on the 7 random fools in the ring when Three 6 Mafia hits is going to be priceless.
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I was reading on reddit, people were like "Yeah Mark Henry is strong I guess"... then someone linked his Wiki page. HOLY SHIT. The dude could legitimately claim he's the world's strongest man. It only took me to read three lines in realize this:
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS
Frustrated_Grunt
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That laugh is contagious XD
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Hoooooly fuck.
Yeah, eff it here's the Wiki link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Henry
I like how a guy named Konstantin Konstantinov beat one of his records. Sven Svensson indeed!
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I have watched many a World's Strongest Man competition, seen many kegs of beer thrown over a wall, and many children in a schoolbus being pulled.
funkystudent
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If Henry is there, Rock is there and you know Ron Simmons will be there for a "DAMN" segment......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPYrHsO_-H0
BOOK IT VINCE.
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Spoiler: you can't. You have to burn audio CDs. yep. That's why licensed music in GWF is a big deal.
Perspicacity
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Honestly as I think about it Eugene may actually be one of the best characters they've ever had and really wouldn't need to be changed. All of their faces are such hateful awful pricks it'd be nice to have one still around that was completely sincere and good to people.
Like hypothetically if I was a parent I would have a lot of issues with allowing my kid to cheer for a character like Cena who is excessively violent, abuses women, demeans people, acts wildly homophobic/xenophobic, etc. But I would have zero issues with letting my kid cheer for Eugene, who's only real "fault" is that people take advantage of him because he's too nice, how can you hate that?
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You lot should have gotten a ps3 instead.
I own a PS3, and it sucks. Not my fault.
Oh shit there's video of this? Awesome. The handle on that dumbbell is like the size of a soda can.
don't you hate good games? or was it Beef? I can't remember.
At least my Austin Aries comes or to his own theme song!
You lot should have gotten a ps3 instead.
I'd have to re-get a lot of games if I was gonna do that.
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I like good games, so I own everything except a Wii U. Which means I still like good games. I would say "it's not the systems that suck it all depends on the games" but from a usability perspective, PS3 is a piece of shit. Shit-ass updates, no party chat, poor trophy implementation...that's aside from the games and I can't defend that.
Pretty excited for the REAL next gen where updates are fast like 360's, incremental, and a responsive UI is king. However you never know, those UI developers and more tend to forget some pretty fucking big things. Hello Wii U and your updates.
I was saying boo-urns