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It's Owenesday, mother fuckers!
I'm reposting this.
Yup, I remember this match very very well and I love it to death. Thanks for reminding me of what greatness is.
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January WrassleGAF |OT| Rocky Road to Wrestle Kingdom Starts Now
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Yup, I remember this match very very well and I love it to death. Thanks for reminding me of what greatness is.
You are a bad person.
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Deleted member 47027
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Yeah, they're moving towards that, but he needs some serious motivation. I don't think Sheamus can provide that.
I'd rather have Punk's stomach than Kofi's pecs. Those things are Bo Dallas level terrible.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Hows everybody doing? I'm eating a banana.
I'm eating some leftover yappapi.
Punk has shitty genetics. He has to work out like a fucking monster to have any definition and it obviously doesn't matter much since he was the champ for 14 months with out abs.
D-Bryne clearly intentionally bulked up, so of course he's going to look bigger than the dude who hates to lift weights. On top of that, Punk is tall and lanky and Daniel is a short stocky dude who is going to look bulkier regardless.
D-Bryne clearly intentionally bulked up, so of course he's going to look bigger than the dude who hates to lift weights. On top of that, Punk is tall and lanky and Daniel is a short stocky dude who is going to look bulkier regardless.
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I'd rather have Kofi's pecs than Big E's strange thighs.
It's pretty obvious Punk's genetic makeup says that he'll have to work VERY hard to look ripped, especially Batista-level (which Batista IS predisposed to lean towards) - also Punk's not tall, you're funny.
There's no way he's actually even six feet tall.You're such a tall-ist. Take your backward ways back to the soviets.
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Deleted member 47027
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It's true though. The only person I've seen live that's probably their billed height is Jack Swagger, who is absolutely enormous.
Rey is billed at 5'6" for some reason, I don't know why - I'd want to play up his size. That man is no taller than 5'3" legit and likely smaller.
Yes! Godzilla fans unite, and that's basically why I cropped it as I did. Batista at Sea. Leviathan Unleashed.
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Deleted member 47027
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Oh you're not in America, so therefore your height is measured in "meters" and weight in "rocks"
I'm 3 meters tall and weigh about 20 scoops of gravel. Is that how you people do it?
Lambda Pie
Banned
wrestlers height (and weight) always get exaggerated.
like Kane being billed as 7ft, take 4 or 5 inches from that.
like Kane being billed as 7ft, take 4 or 5 inches from that.
No, feet and inches for height here and miles per hour, but that's not for height that's for how fast cars what are on the road go.
He even kind has the face of the really beat up Showa era Godzilla suit.
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Deleted member 47027
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Why I oughtta get myself a boulder that weight one boulder to throw at you for makin' up things to confuse my colonial mind!
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Deleted member 47027
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...that's not fair.
Who is the Biollante to Batista's Godzilla? His greatest opponent?
America has the worst measuring systems ever.
Liquid is supposed to be measured in Liters,
Weight in kilos,
Height and distance in meters.
And for the love of all that is holy, temperature is measured in Celcius. You see, it's 0 degrees when water freezes and 100 degrees when water cooks, it's so logical everyone uses it!
Your measuring systems are worse than calling Handegg, Football!
Liquid is supposed to be measured in Liters,
Weight in kilos,
Height and distance in meters.
And for the love of all that is holy, temperature is measured in Celcius. You see, it's 0 degrees when water freezes and 100 degrees when water cooks, it's so logical everyone uses it!
Your measuring systems are worse than calling Handegg, Football!
BillRiccio
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Bros, I'm feeling manly as fuck right now. I fixed the broken console in my car by using power tools and wrenches, I lubed up all the squeaking doors and cabinets in the house that needed it, I think I might have fixed my storm door that slams itself shut on your and tries to break your ankles like a cuntttttt, and I've done 200 of my 350 kettlebell swings for the day. It's 8 AM.
I need a job
How much weight are you using for kettle bells? Im currently going with 35lbs for single arm swings and 70 lbs for double. Damn it kicks my ass. Also have you tried battle ropes? It get winded after a minute of doing those things but the burn feels great.
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There's a pretty big contingent of Americans that have been pushing for Kelvin. You're going to see Kelvin happening here way before you see Celsius.
Albert is usually billed at 6'6 or 6'7, and I believe it, dude is massive. And the Great Khali of course.
Her hammy acting gets a little annoying at times.
Ideal avatar material mind.
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It's a step up, I'll give you that
Celsius though, man that's fucked, we Americans don't deal in increases or decreases to larger magnitudes. When we say "it's about 30 degrees cooler out" it's pretty easy to understand...for us. You say it's 10 degrees cooler it could be a huge deal or nothin' at all.
Yeah he is a monster.
...that wears lingerie. Ah well, I should just give up the dream of Tensai being amazing in America. It's a job.
I'm doing 25lb right now, but I have another 25lb and a 35lb. I saw a 10,000 swing challenge and wanted to do it. I'm going to start off with just one 25 for a week or two and test out trying 100/200 with the 35 or doubles. I don't know, though. Just the one 25lb 200 times a day is killing my thighs and hips more than anything. I was doing double snatches for a while. Made me feel like a bad ass. But for now I'm just doing 25lb swings with a goal of 200-300 a day for a month.
There was a period over the summer where I was doing at least 100 snatches a day with each arm. My shoulders got swoll as FUCK in a hurry. I had to stop when I had the worst blisters ever on one hand. Not your normal Mean Mark Callouses, but blisters that took up pretty much my entire palm. The huge, super bubble kind. But like 4 of them. My right hand was completely useless for anything for about a month. It was awful.
I do a lot of standing on one leg while holding two bells, for balance and whatnot. I also from time to time do about 15-20 minute miles on a treadmill doing various types of carries with the 25s together and the 35 alone. That shit destroys me.
What about CM Punk's character requires him to be ripped?
You're right I guess nothing. He's a cheater so it's perfect.
BillRiccio
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Damn dude you go hardcore with your bells. You gotta use talc powder on your hands to stop the blistering. I love kettle bells, by far the best workout ever. I do swings, lunges, snatches, sit down pull overs and get up's were I lay down holding the bell above me while trying to stand up. Fucking intense.
Watching old Botchamania's is awesome.
Remember this gem? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-lk_tHqlk#t=5m04s
Remember this gem? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-lk_tHqlk#t=5m04s
FallingEdge
Member
Pffffffffft. Who cares about Punk.
We should all be trying to achieve a body like D.Bry, Macho Man, or Cesaro.
Big E, Brian Cage, PAC, or Michael Elgin are also acceptable.
We should all be trying to achieve a body like D.Bry, Macho Man, or Cesaro.
Big E, Brian Cage, PAC, or Michael Elgin are also acceptable.
Holy shit it's thunderdome.
Perspicacity
Banned
Cesaro has the best body in wrestling at the moment, anyone who disagrees is wrong.
There are much sexier Divas.
But she's not fake like they are so kudos.
Also she doesn't wrestle.
Dave Meltzer
Banned
AJ's stomach > Trish's ass
Aesthetically speaking I enjoy looking at both. But as an ass man, no.
Right. I watch it for the characters really. Doesn't mean I have to give tubby a free pass.
Perspicacity
Banned
You gave him a free pass into your avatar...
Lol. At least Trips looked awesome at one point in his career and was a heel people took seriously.
slightconfuse
Banned
Is sandow /sheamus the new Kofi/ziggler