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January WrassleGAF |OT| Rocky Road to Wrestle Kingdom Starts Now
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FallingEdge
Member
Oh my god guys, I started to watch another episode of Nitro last night/early this morning, but didn't finish it before I went to bed. It led to the most intense and awful wrestling dream I've ever had.
It started at a dinner party where this cute daughter of the woman at the table I was sitting at did a performance of something as a ballerina with a guitar. Then she sat down at our table. I really enjoyed the performance, so I was going to ask her out. The next thing I know, this party is now outside on a beach. I was doing crosswords and she asked me if anyone ever finishes them. I said I think a lot people get the books and finish all of them except for 2-3 words. She bumps into someone behind her, and it was none other than PAUL ROMA, and that fuckhead straight up macked on this girl right in front of me and got a date right before I asked. So naturally, I wasn't very happy at this point. Cut to a few minutes later when I made a "Hogans fuck anything" joke while Kidman was around. Horace got pissed at me and knocked me down, and I somehow got Paul Roma confused with 1991 WCW Ric Flair. But this Hogan joke from Kidman led to me being outcast by the Armenian community. I don't think the Bolleas are Armenian, but I'm pretty sure they were in this dream. And no offense to any Armenians in Wrasslegaf, but they rode donkeys. Which trampled me when I was dumped into Little Armenia in my city (my city does not have a little Armenia) and heckled along the way.
I came up from the river banks and who did I see? Motherfucking Billy Kidman. I confront him and say that we're going to have a meeting with Eric right now and one with the Hogans later. Kidman says okay okay, but something is off, and he bolts. I get a phone call from Hulk telling me to meet him at his house right now. Well as it turned out, I was right next to Hulk's house. I climbed over a moat/pool and went right up to the top of the place where I found Hall and Nash. I tore something up and told Kevin to make sure Hulk knew that was for Kidman. Then the Hogans arrive and we discover that little fucking Kidman has been playing both sides for his own gain. Horace went to find Kidman from where the last phone call came from. He may or may not have been passed out drunk at a wedding. Then it kind of ended.
Dear Wrasslegaf, I don't want to dream about Horace Hogan ever again. This was a true dream, too.
It started at a dinner party where this cute daughter of the woman at the table I was sitting at did a performance of something as a ballerina with a guitar. Then she sat down at our table. I really enjoyed the performance, so I was going to ask her out. The next thing I know, this party is now outside on a beach. I was doing crosswords and she asked me if anyone ever finishes them. I said I think a lot people get the books and finish all of them except for 2-3 words. She bumps into someone behind her, and it was none other than PAUL ROMA, and that fuckhead straight up macked on this girl right in front of me and got a date right before I asked. So naturally, I wasn't very happy at this point. Cut to a few minutes later when I made a "Hogans fuck anything" joke while Kidman was around. Horace got pissed at me and knocked me down, and I somehow got Paul Roma confused with 1991 WCW Ric Flair. But this Hogan joke from Kidman led to me being outcast by the Armenian community. I don't think the Bolleas are Armenian, but I'm pretty sure they were in this dream. And no offense to any Armenians in Wrasslegaf, but they rode donkeys. Which trampled me when I was dumped into Little Armenia in my city (my city does not have a little Armenia) and heckled along the way.
I came up from the river banks and who did I see? Motherfucking Billy Kidman. I confront him and say that we're going to have a meeting with Eric right now and one with the Hogans later. Kidman says okay okay, but something is off, and he bolts. I get a phone call from Hulk telling me to meet him at his house right now. Well as it turned out, I was right next to Hulk's house. I climbed over a moat/pool and went right up to the top of the place where I found Hall and Nash. I tore something up and told Kevin to make sure Hulk knew that was for Kidman. Then the Hogans arrive and we discover that little fucking Kidman has been playing both sides for his own gain. Horace went to find Kidman from where the last phone call came from. He may or may not have been passed out drunk at a wedding. Then it kind of ended.
Dear Wrasslegaf, I don't want to dream about Horace Hogan ever again. This was a true dream, too.
Perspicacity
Banned
You're forgetting that he's French Canadian. Prepare for Pierre McKenzie, gay lumberjack
Did you just use the same Gif in two different threads within 2 minutes of each other?
Lambda Pie
Banned
man, you know, eveyone rags on Roma as a Horseman but i liked his tag team with Arn.
Nocturnowl
Member
You've got to lay off the WCW brother, I like how Hulk's conveniently nearby house had a pool the size of a moat, was it like a castle just outside your initial field of vision?
Just imagine the Cena promos...
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
spindashing
Banned
But what if poop
-Pyromaniac-
Member
punk bringing in the viewers! And that rock guy!
How can you say you love them if you can't even eat their own poop?
There goes your other kidney.
Perspicacity
Banned
Yup, she works a lot better without the mask on.
FallingEdge
Member
Man, 13 year olds are really talented these days.
Sir_Crocodile
Member
Perspicacity
Banned
While we're on the topic of deebas, I'm going to give a Most Improved of 2013 Award to Kaitlyn for doing the best Reverse DDT I've ever seen.*
*It should be noted that I've always hated that move and think it looks stupid, but I really like her take on it.
*It should be noted that I've always hated that move and think it looks stupid, but I really like her take on it.
What, you don't like the "fall backwards with no force and your opponent falling from a lower height than you" move?
sf2fanatic
Member
Just wondering if you guys already discuss this before. More powerful kick?
Brogue or the carbon footprint?
Brogue
http://youtu.be/SQB6u7n_OJc
Carbon footprint
http://youtu.be/cL8xZV6dpek
I go with Morgan and the footprint
Brogue or the carbon footprint?
Brogue
http://youtu.be/SQB6u7n_OJc
Carbon footprint
http://youtu.be/cL8xZV6dpek
I go with Morgan and the footprint
spindashing
Banned
That reverse DDT looks awkward as hell, though.
Because I will always champion AJ.
Also because AJ and Ziggler are great together.
Also because Heel AJ is best AJ.
And finally, because AJ!
Now step in line before I go Full Cranky Vince Mode.
spindashing
Banned
I remember when I had your gimmick.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
AJ sucks.
Also the Carbon Footprint is better.
Also the Carbon Footprint is better.
what about Big E?
Perspicacity
Banned
Awkwardly having your skull driven through the mat is a lot better than the alternative:
funkystudent
Member
All reverse DDT's look pretty awkward
Liked him on NXT. Legit strong guy, not like Ryback. Love his finisher.
that reminds me. Damien Sandow did a horrible russian leg sweep last Raw. what the heck is so hard for anyone to hook the leg? Is Bret Hart really the only one that hooks the leg?
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Man I like Anarchy Reigns a lot, but there's no denying the game is half-junk.
You mean Big (bobby lashl)E
Kaitlyn's at least looks like it has some force in it.
Pristine_Condition
Member
Hers is so good, it could be a legit finisher...if they'd stop everyone else from doing terrible-looking versions of it.
She swings over and drives her whole body into it, presumably putting all her force into driving the oppenent's head down to the mat. So it's way better. Why everybody doesn't execute DDTs in a similar fashion (foreword or reverse) is a mystery to me.
The little move she does to cinch it up tight is rad as hell too. Details.
mechashiva
Member
I agree, just need better/consistent execution with the things he's doing.
slightconfuse
Banned
with the influx of all this talent i wonder how they will manage it all. they hgave too much talent to make random ass tag teams.
They could make SMackdown a mor new talent( kind of like NXT) show in order to show case them.
They could make SMackdown a mor new talent( kind of like NXT) show in order to show case them.
he nerfed Mistico though.
I wonder if they're interested in Kevin Steen, too.
Anyway, I'm really hyped for this signing. Generico is absolute gold, I just hope they let him keep his gimmick, it's perfect for WWE already.
Hers is so good, it could be a legit finisher...if they'd stop everyone else from doing terrible-looking versions of it.
She swings over and drives her whole body into it, presumably putting all her force into driving the oppenent's head down to the mat. So it's way better.
Er, I know that
I was talking about to normal reverse DDT.
When Triple H takes over officially, it'll be a golden era (in compassion to now). Say what you want about his burial of talent while he was active roster but he has a mind for the business and knows good pro wrestling.
I'm hoping the cruserweight title is coming this year.
Bunch of current dudes are getting shitcanned this year and all these new and returning faces just give them more to work with. Imagine a world where titles matter again and don't have just the same 5 guys circling each other. I man shit, both the IC and US titles look like they matter again! Legitimate champions! We're slowly going into another great age of pro wrestling.
I'm hoping the cruserweight title is coming this year.
Bunch of current dudes are getting shitcanned this year and all these new and returning faces just give them more to work with. Imagine a world where titles matter again and don't have just the same 5 guys circling each other. I man shit, both the IC and US titles look like they matter again! Legitimate champions! We're slowly going into another great age of pro wrestling.