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[Bronx-Man]

LIJ is great because they're the hs theater kids of wrestling.

 

[Heroman]

Ishii is so fucking good.

I can't wait for him to get his IWGP title program.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Okado/Omego gets my prestigious A- grade.

BOAT RACE

Should I watch Data West's BFF Naito vs. Tanahashi??

Watch Naito/Omega from G1 Climax 26
Naito/Omega >> Omega/Okada
Deal with it, dorks.

 

[Man God]

Zach is grading matches now? I want some WCW match grades!

 

[Zach]

Alright, I'll watch Naito for my longtime personal friend Daito.

And re: The Rhodez: Dusty was the most charismatic; Dustin was surprisingly incredible at times (and good in the ring); I haven't seen much of Cody... maybe I'll watch his match from the other day, too... >_>

 

[Zach]

You're asking too much of me, OwensIsNow.

Zach is grading matches now? I want some WCW match grades!

You wish, Man God!

 

[Man God]

You're asking too much of me, OwensIsNow.


You wish, Man God!

I do wish. What would you give the Big T/Booker T battle of the T's match? B? B+? A-?

 

[Zach]

T+.

 

[DMczaf]

T+.

No

 

[Zach]

I thought this was America.

 

[Professor Beef]

THIS WAS A GOAT GIMMICK WITH A GOAT THEME SONG

Disagree. *throws Bronson at you*

 

[whatevermort]

No matter what though, Sandow and Cody will never reach the baffling stage of Ryback thinking Vince sending him to legit train with an MMA camp in Vegas only to pull out at the last second before his debut after six months of training to feud with Lesnar would break PPV records.

Isn't Ryback basically a serial liar/fantasist at this point?

 

[Fox318]

The three way tag was fantastic

 

[wild wild rice]

Just signed up for NJPW World. How do you turn on English commentary for WK11? And is it not divided up into matches, just one 6 hour long video?

 

[Fox318]

Just signed up for NJPW World. How do you turn on English commentary for WK11? And is it not divided up into matches, just one 6 hour long video?

here is the link for English commentary

http://njpwworld.com/p/s_series_00413_2_1


I'm still trying to figure out the rest

 

[Zach]

Hey, it's the hippie from NXT.

I'm okay with Cody's look and the music is fine, whatever. But his name is lame. Like, "Cody" is silly, but you know, maybe. But when it's "'The American Nightmare' Cody" I'm like c'mah.

 

[wild wild rice]

here is the link for English commentary

http://njpwworld.com/p/s_series_00413_2_1


I'm still trying to figure out the rest

Thank you.

OH yay, Taylor Swift references...should I just turn this off now?

 

[Professor Beef]

Isn't Ryback basically a serial liar/fantasist at this point?

No. While I won't comment on the quality of the ideas he pitched to Vince (&#128530, at least he was doing that much. Like, I'm a Zack Ryder fan but dude NEVER went to Vince for anything.

I'm happy for Ryback though. Financially he's doing well and is doing wrestling events because he thinks they're fun.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Just saw Suzuki-gun destroy Chaos at NYD

so good

 

[Zach]

I don't know about this Juice Robinson wiener.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I just remembered I was at HeroesCon last year and I met a artist that was a huuuuuuuge New Japan mark. Had an LIJ hat and everything, looked badass.

 

[Data West]

Might be wearable without the text on top

 

[British Monsoon]

And is it not divided up into matches, just one 6 hour long video?

They'll divide the matches up eventually, but for a week or two after the event it'll just be the unedited broadcast.

 

[Man God]

Ryback is responsible for some of my favorite WWE moments of the past five years. I'd never hate on the big guy.

Bullying segments, check.
Tweet, tweet, delete, check.
The best men's match on WM 32, check.
The best tag team breakup ever, check.
The logical, canonically deep reason for not trusting John Cena, check.
Those banger 3 ways with the shield during the end of 2012, check.

 

[Fox318]

The sign that somebody is not one to fuck with

 

[Zach]

I don't believe Cody.

The sign that somebody is not one to fuck with

You gotta love Mac from Always Sunny.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Pretty sure Zach didn't actually watch WK11 main event.

Because he's a FRAUD.

 

[DMczaf]

The sign that somebody is not one to fuck with

The face of Shoot

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Pretty sure Zach didn't actually watch WK11 main event.

Because he's a FRAUD.

he got lost along the way and watched WW3

 

[Zach]

While I may be a FRAUD, I did watch that wrassle match.

Edit: Oh crap, it was World War 3. I was all like "how is Macho back?" but thought it'd be explained as the match went on.

 

[Data West]

The sign that somebody is not one to fuck with

The face of Shoot

 

[Zach]

Data West: undefeated in MMA.

 

[Cosmozone]

I really hope they're not going to fuck up the Revival on the main roster.

 

[Beefy]

A lot of NJPW chat and now I am getting Japanese ads.

 

[Data West]

This sounds like Cody's next cool guy slogan

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

While I may be a FRAUD, I did watch that wrassle match.

Edit: Oh crap, it was World War 3. I was all like "how is Macho back?" but thought it'd be explained as the match went on.

Mach was playing the long game to showcase the effectiveness of slim jims

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I apologize, Zach. Kenny Omega does look a lot like Randy Savage, so I can understand how you got the two confused.

 

[Zach]

The winner of this Naito/Tanahashi match should get a free trip to the barber, am I right??

(They both have uniquely wacky hair.)

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Naito has great hair

Tanahashi's is pretty lame

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Wade Barrett was way more wasted potential than Cody Rhodes. He should've been a champion.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

sadly he met Big Squash John

 

[SallyIsNow]

Naito has great hair

Tanahashi's is pretty lame

Tanahashi has beautiful hair you mark.

 

[BronsonLee]

Corino felt bad because he's usually pretty good with that stuff (it's called the Deep in Debt, which I remember because Mauro wouldn't fucking shut up about it when he called stuff on AXS), and it was like a 6 hour show

I liked Corino and Kelly way more than Striker and JR, mostly because shut up Striker

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Tanahashi has beautiful hair you mark.

Sorry, can't understand what you're saying. I speak a lot of languages, but jobber isn't one of them.

 

[Hasney]

I will take Striker over Kelly/Corino alllllllllll day.

 

[whatevermort]

No. While I won't comment on the quality of the ideas he pitched to Vince (&#128530, at least he was doing that much. Like, I'm a Zack Ryder fan but dude NEVER went to Vince for anything.

I'm happy for Ryback though. Financially he's doing well and is doing wrestling events because he thinks they're fun.

I more meant that some of the stories he tells now just sound like nonsense. There are so many "this time they told me I would be champ for a year!" and the like that it just seems like nonsense. I mean, it's Ryback. He was a placeholder big guy.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Kelly & Corino's main problem is they just don't get excited enough.

 

[Fox318]

Data West and Boots should do commentary

 

[Zach]

Kelly & Corino's main problem is they just don't get excited enough.

On the other hand, it's nice not to hear a bunch of bickering and faux enthusiasm.

 

[Zach]

I could do without the spitting, Naito.