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[Roland_Gunner]

That's impressive.

Yeah I was expecting her to drop the redhead and almost kill her but really good control there

 

[Professor Beef]

Meltz is Shoot Life personified

Tuna Meltz couldn't shoot on his mother on the shootingest day of his life even if he had an electrified shooting machine.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Damn

 

[Adree]

Being an alright guy doesn't make you relevant.

Peoples obsession with him and his meaningless insight is bizarre. As bizarre as being glued to wasting time listening to people's bullshit about a movie on rotten tomatoes. In the grand scheme of things, who is going to remember this shit and care?

His most profound contribution when discussing Omega / Okada was "If...If he had landed wrong, that could have hurt" and "and then he did the thing and had he hit the thing, oh my, it would have hurt."

No shit Sherlock. No fucking shit.

He's slightly better than Wade Kellar at least. I had to stop listening to Wade because he'd have a meltdown every time kayfabe was broken.

I agree that people put too much credit into his thoughts though. He's fine at reporting whatever he's been fed but when it comes to analysis he's no better than your average forum poster.

 

[Zach]

Wow. That's an A on the curve.

Being an alright guy doesn't make you relevant.

Peoples obsession with him and his meaningless insight is bizarre. As bizarre as being glued to wasting time listening to people's bullshit about a movie on rotten tomatoes. In the grand scheme of things, who is going to remember this shit and care?

His most profound contribution when discussing Omega / Okada was "If...If he had landed wrong, that could have hurt" and "and then he did the thing and had he hit the thing, oh my, it would have hurt."

No shit Sherlock. No fucking shit. At the end of the day, he is an entertainment personality but one that has zero contribution to squared circle.

Zero contribution? Now that's not true.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Dave just pmed and said his finger slipped and it was supposed to be a -, not a +

 

[Zach]

Nooooooo.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

I think when Rude is inducted, it should be the his era's Dangerous Alliance who induct him.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Just got a snap from Meltz telling me Biggest-Geek-Ever was the markiest mark he's ever seen mark ever.

 

[Uno Venova]

Which chapter is this D?

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Wow. That's an A on the curve.

Zero contribution? Now that's not true.

Like your Grading, you provide no elaboration. Elaborate. I'm open minded.

 

[Anth0ny]

meltzer on twitter is just a fucking massive troll. it's hilarious.

on podcasts he barely laughs and is NEVER sarcastic and no sells jokes constantly. like a completely different person.

 

[FlammableD]

Which chapter is this D?

The last one, 41 Unboxing Live

 

[Tall4Life]

Meltzer's star ratings aren't a scientific analysis of wrestling matches, it's literally just how he feels about a match, he doesn't even really remember what matches he gave five stars if you look on his twitter

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Is there a better theme in use today then Kaze Ni Nare

I'm drawing a blank

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

meltzer on twitter is just a fucking massive troll. it's hilarious.

on podcasts he barely laughs and is NEVER sarcastic and no sells jokes constantly. like a completely different person.

Twitter is best for him to answer fastball questions . "Who do I watch in Japan?" And he gives five names, etc. Each medium has its need.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Just got a snap from Meltz telling me Biggest-Geek-Ever was the markiest mark he's ever seen mark ever.

Nooooooo.

 

[Anth0ny]

Is there a better theme in use today then Kaze Ni Nare

I'm drawing a blank

of course not

closest are nakamura, aj, roode... cena's theme has reached legendary status at this point, too

 

[Zach]

Like your Grading, you provide no elaboration. Elaborate. I'm open minded.

Don't you bring the Gradez into this, you whore!!

But seriously, the Super G's happened simply because I wanted to have a personal reminder of which events were worth revisiting later in life. It was also to kind of poke fun at the lengthy write-ups I'd see from time to time. I was clear about it from day one and most people responded favorably so I posted them for funsies. I didn't even think I'd stick to it early on. Those were the days.

Anyway, shut your face, Gravy.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

You tell 'im, Zach.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Don't you bring the Gradez into this, you whore!!

But seriously, the Super G's happened simply because I wanted to have a personal reminder of which events were worth revisiting later in life. It was also to kind of poke fun at the lengthy write-ups I'd see from time to time. I was clear about it from day one and most people responded favorably so I posted them for funsies. I didn't even think I'd stick to it early on. Those were the days.

Anyway, shut your face, Gravy.

I meant it tongue in cheek but it came off wrong. I apologize profusely. You are always a good source of fun and entertainment here. Being serious.

I need emojis or something.

 

[Adree]

When you two post in a row it's like looking at a shitty playing card.

 

[Zach]

Shut up, Adree.

SomewhatGravy: Admit you love Meltzer or I leave WrassleGAF forever.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

I'm more inclined to get riddled with AIDS and dog cancer before I do that.

 

[Zach]

So be it.

 

[DMczaf]

Big Scoop Meltz

 

[Zach]

The AIDS and dog cancer. Because I'm never leaving!

 

[SallyIsNow]

When you two post in a row it's like looking at a shitty playing card.

Zach is Mr.TwoPostInARow
Still can't get over.

The AIDS and dog cancer. Because I'm never leaving!

Zach was sent by GameFAQs to kill WrassleGAF. A lethal dose of cancer!

Spoiler

and aids it turns out

 

[Zach]

I can gey over. Just ask Dato.

 

[Zach]

Stop editing posts, OwensIsNow, you coward.

 

[FallingEdge]

Is there a better theme in use today then Kaze Ni Nare

I'm drawing a blank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_169_ejPw-g#t=6m40s

 

[SallyIsNow]

Zach's a lot of things gey, but geylingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I just mean to say that?

I don't think you did, but be that as it may we're live!

 

[Zach]

I remember that, OwensIsNow. I get the in-jokes.

 

[somedevil]

New Management same problems:

Tournamnet

edit: Plus whoever wins probably knows its going to bounce.

 

[Zach]

New Management same problems:



Tournamnet

Does Heroman work for Impact Wrestling? 🤔

 

[slightconfuse]

Some is subtitleing NJPW promos. Let's hope they don't get attacked by the Yakuza

https://youtu.be/tIjyx4SmM3w

 

[FallingEdge]

Some is subtitleing NJPW promos. Let's hope they don't get attacked by the Yakuza

https://youtu.be/tIjyx4SmM3w

what was that guys name that sold the njpw merch? puro something? did we ever find out if it legit was the yakuza?

 

[DMczaf]

It's 2017. Declare your WrassleGAF status

Shooter or Worker??

 

[FlammableD]

what was that guys name that sold the njpw merch? puro something? did we ever find out if it legit was the yakuza?

From what I heard, he got a girlfriend

 

[wild wild rice]

I was cracking up like Corino at all the cursing during this WK11 tag match.

Spoiler

EAT SHIT

 

[Shadow780]

WK11 was aight, nothing amazing, you all are Marks.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Tifa is trash tier waifu. Mark.

 

[RBH]

It's 2017. Declare your WrassleGAF status

Shooter or Worker??

Well DM, I am a.........

*rolls up DM for the 1-2-3*

 

[BronsonLee]

what was that guys name that sold the njpw merch? puro something? did we ever find out if it legit was the yakuza?

NJ probably told him to quit it

I was cracking up like Corino at all the cursing during this WK11 tag match.

Spoiler

EAT SHIT

FUUUUUCK THAT SHIT

 

[Zach]

Worker all day. I'm the Bret Hart of WrassleGAF. Never hurt anyone. Always making the no-talent schlubs around me look good.

OwensIsNow is coked-up Shawn Michaels.

 

[Hasney]

It's 2017. Declare your WrassleGAF status

Shooter or Worker??

Mixed Martial Mark

 

[DMczaf]

Well DM, I am a.........

*rolls up DM for the 1-2-3*

*kicks out at 1 and scurries up the WrassleGAF ramp*

 

[FlammableD]

It's 2017. Declare your WrassleGAF status

Shooter or Worker??

my status is

 

[SallyIsNow]

Worker all day. I'm the Bret Hart of WrassleGAF. Never hurt anyone. Always making the no-talent schlubs around me look good.

OwensIsNow is coked-up Shawn Michaels.

 

[wild wild rice]

Zac set himself up big time.