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[Zach]

Congratulations, Hasney. You can join the kewl kidz who randomly post about the The Lapsed Fan being the worst.

There's a lot of good stuff you're missing out on, though. They can be annoying and dumb -- seriously, I could probably post 100 things I haven't liked or agreed with, etc. -- but if you like to talk wrasslin' with your imperfect, knowledgeable bros, it's a fun show.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Besides the obvious hilarity of this gallery, Charlotte looks dope af here:

That's the "you're getting pegged tonight" look.

 

[HazySaiyan]

That's the "you're getting pegged tonight" look.

 

[FyreWulff]

Besides the obvious hilarity of this gallery, Charlotte looks dope af here:

I still think it's kinda funny that Charlotte canonically debuted in WCW.

Don't remind Vince, she'll be buried.

 

[Menome]

That's the "you're getting pegged tonight" look.

Absolute filth.

 

[Anth0ny]

Jesus, I tried the Lapsed Fan MITB 2011 as I'm so bored at work and thought maybe I'd like it more talking about one of my favourite events.

Had to turn it off with the shitty Vince impressions and the other dudes annoying as fuck laugh to the terrible jokes. Jesus.

tsk tsk

that's what they all say

 

[klonere]

I don't need a bad Vince impression telling me how he's gonna rape some whores or whatever during a wrestling podcast

 

[Anth0ny]

I don't need

tsk tsk

that's what they all say

 

[Bronx-Man]

You guys seriously listen to podcasts longer than 2 hours?

 

[Bluekaveli]

The worst thing about tlp is when Jack does that forced horrible yelling. Other than that the show is grand but it's not for everyone. It took three tries for me to get into it.

 

[Aeternus Malum]

How about Ric Flair being told before he went out for his first match that it's scripted?

I remember when Jake the Snake found out it was fake before he worked his first match. He said he started crying

 

[klonere]

You guys seriously listen to podcasts longer than 2 hours?

its not like I sit down and listen all at once. Spread that shit over a few days commute.

 

[BronsonLee]

You guys seriously listen to podcasts

Fixed it

 

[Hasney]

You guys seriously watch wrestling?

Let's just get to the meat of the question

 

[miserable]

I remember when Jake the Snake found out it was fake before he worked his first match. He said he started crying

that's because it was still real to him

Spoiler

dammit!

 

[Bronx-Man]

Let's just get to the meat of the question

In 2017????

 

[Browny]

Let's just get to the meat of the question

.

 

[Bluekaveli]

.

Secret creeper spy meat

 

[Sephzilla]

Well look at that, Gamestop is already saying they are expecting Nintendo Switch shortages.

 

[Hasney]

Well look at that, Gamestop is already saying they are expecting Nintendo Switch shortages.

Meh, already pre-ordered baby.

 

[Sephzilla]

Meh, already pre-ordered baby.

NEW EMAIL: "We regret to inform you that your pre-order for the NINTENDO SWITCH has been cancelled"

 

[Hasney]

NEW EMAIL: Robocop has gone rogue and is the only thing that is still cancelled

 

[BronsonLee]

Pre-orders are a carny's game anyways

 

[Sephzilla]

NEW EMAIL: Robocop has gone rogue and is the only thing that is still cancelled

 

[Caderfix]

I remember when Jake the Snake found out it was fake before he worked his first match. He said he started crying

Is this for real? Did Ric and Jake actually though it was real fighting until right before their debut?

 

[Recall]

You guys seriously listen to podcasts longer than 2 hours?

Yes. I have an attention span longer than that of a fucking 8 year old.

 

[Kornflayx]

Is this for real? Did Ric and Jake actually though it was real fighting until right before their debut?

It has to be bullshit. Who goes through the entirety of wrestling school and not realize that this shit is fake as hell.

 

[Sephzilla]

Yeah there's no way you could go that far without knowing it was fake

 

[slightconfuse]

Still can't get over the AWA locker room starting a worked brawl because some random people were backstage.


TLF is worth it for the history sections. Don't care about match reviews

 

[BronsonLee]

Falling for stories being told by the two most prolific carnies in history

don't believe their lies

 

[Bluekaveli]

Still can't get over the AWA locker room starting a worked brawl because some random people were backstage.


TLF is worth it for the history sections. Don't care about match reviews

Pretty much, I still go through the whole thing though simply because sometimes they don't give you everything in the beginning. There are a lot of gems hidden within the deep dive.

 

[Hasney]

Falling for stories being told by the two most prolific carnies in history

don't believe their lies

I thought I was a prolific carnie by pre-ordering. These old geezers got nothing on me.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Yes. I have an attention span longer than that of a fucking 8 year old.

More like way too much free time on your hands.

 

[Sephzilla]

Gamers these days be like "pre-ordering is bad and nobody should do it" and then they turn around and complain because something isnt available day 2

 

[slightconfuse]

Buying consoles on day 1 in 2017.

Don't do it

 

[BronsonLee]

Gamers these days be like "pre-ordering is bad and nobody should do it" and then they turn around and complain because something isnt available day 2

Games are always available day 2
Systems are a crapshoot but tbh they aren't worth the hassle
Shit like NES Mini and PSVR are stupid

 

[jmdajr]

Es Lunes!

edit: If you buy consoles day 1, you can play games like Knack!

 

[Hasney]

Buying consoles on day 1 in 2017.

Don't do it

Why? The ones I bought in 2012, 2013, 2015 and 2016 were all great. What's changed this year?

Es Lunes!

edit: If you buy consoles day 1, you can play games like Knack!

I know, it was great!

 

[Sephzilla]

Buying consoles on day 1 in 2017.

Don't do it

It's kind of a catch 22 scenario. If people don't buy launch window consoles (or new consoles within the first year) the entire platform might sink because 3rd parties might abandon it. But if you buy a launch window console you run the risk of buying a defective product, see: Xbox 360

 

[Recall]

More like way too much free time on your hands.

Really fuck you you fucking self righteous cunt.

Who the fuck works here 18 hour days, has children and a shit load of personal responsibilities but that slight bit of enjoyment I have is being able to listen to a podcast while I play a game for an hour or two is somehow looked down upon?

I use my time so perfectly that I can juggle a life which would most likely harm you. Is that fucking ok by you?

 

[Hasney]

It's kind of a catch 22 scenario. If people don't buy launch window consoles (or new consoles within the first year) the entire platform might sink because 3rd parties might abandon it. But if you buy a launch window console you run the risk of buying a defective product, see: Xbox 360

To be fair, the 360 thing is the giant exception as well.

Still never got an RROD or any other failed consoles

Spoiler

the GPU crapped out on my 360 before it red ringed

 

[BronsonLee]

Really fuck you you fucking self righteous cunt.

Who the fuck works here 18 hour days, has children and a shit load of personal responsibilities but that slight bit of enjoyment I have is being able to listen to a podcast while I play a game for an hour or two is somehow looked down upon?

I use my time so perfectly that I can juggle a life which would most likely kill you. Is that fucking ok by you?

yo chill goddamn

btw the best launch ever was Vita because that lineup whew

 

[Sephzilla]

Really fuck you you fucking self righteous cunt.

Who the fuck works here 18 hour days, has children and a shit load of personal responsibilities but that slight bit of enjoyment I have is being able to listen to a podcast while I play a game for an hour or two is somehow looked down upon?

I use my time so perfectly that I can juggle a life which would most likely harm you. Is that fucking ok by you?

dude, calm down

To be fair, the 360 thing is the giant exception as well.

Still never got an RROD or any other failed consoles

Spoiler

the GPU crapped out on my 360 before it red ringed

i'm pretty sure i'm on 360 number 4 or 5

 

[Hasney]

Really fuck you you fucking self righteous cunt.

Who the fuck works here 18 hour days, has children and a shit load of personal responsibilities but that slight bit of enjoyment I have is being able to listen to a podcast while I play a game for an hour or two is somehow looked down upon?

I use my time so perfectly that I can juggle a life which would most likely harm you. Is that fucking ok by you?

When shoots go wrong. Nerf™.

 

[slightconfuse]

Unless the launch lineup is amazing I wouldn't buy it

 

[Zach]

I too hold down a full-time job, am a parent, and maintain a home while listening to podcasts.

 

[Recall]

yo chill goddamn

btw the best launch ever was Vita because that lineup whew

Chill?

Aren't you the person who only enters the thread to shit stir?

 

[Sephzilla]

Unless the launch lineup is amazing I wouldn't buy it

so fucking good

Chill?

Aren't you the person who only enters the thread to shit stir?

that's dream

 

[BronsonLee]

I too hold down a full-time job, am a parent, and maintain a home while listening to podcasts.

I do one of these things!

Chill?

Aren't you the person who only enters the thread to shit stir?

You are aware that I'm like the least-offensive person in here right

My banter is about as low level as it gets

 

[klonere]

Really fuck you you fucking self righteous cunt.

Who the fuck works here 18 hour days, has children and a shit load of personal responsibilities but that slight bit of enjoyment I have is being able to listen to a podcast while I play a game for an hour or two is somehow looked down upon?

I use my time so perfectly that I can juggle a life which would most likely harm you. Is that fucking ok by you?

you know its fake right