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[deli2000]

But United States Champion Roman Reigns seems unstoppable lately, retaining his title against both Chris Jericho and WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens in recent weeks. However, live this Monday in New Orleans, The Big Dog will need to defend Old Glory against both Jeri-KO members simultaneously in a Handicap Match.

Additionally, this match comes less than three weeks before Reigns challenges Owens for Team Red's crown jewel at Royal Rumble, when Jericho will be locked inside a shark cage and suspended above the ring to forestall his interference. It'll be a fair fight for Reigns that night in the Alamodome.

Somebody gets paid to write this

 

[Bronx-Man]

Additionally, this match comes less than three weeks before Reigns challenges Owens for Team Red’s crown jewel at Royal Rumble, when Jericho will be locked inside a shark cage and suspended above the ring to forestall his interference. It’ll be a fair fight for Reigns that night in the Alamodome.

Is this a thing we're doing now?

Because I'm all for it if it is.

 

[Anth0ny]

I'd say WrestleMania 19. Austin retiring

cut out that part of 19, insert it onto the finish of 17.

perfect ending to wrestling

 

[BronsonLee]

cut out that part of 19, insert it onto the finish of 17.

perfect ending to wrestling

JR: OH MY GOD AUSTIN AND MCMAHON HAVE JOINED FORCES

Stone Cold: I'm retiring

JR: ...uh

 

[Sephzilla]

cut out that part of 19, insert it onto the finish of 17.

perfect ending to wrestling

But then we don't get Hogan going Super Hulkamaniac God Super Hulkamaniac at WM18

 

[Kaladin]

Wrestling ended when William Regal turned out the lights to end Raw as GM.

 

[Hasney]

It's Buu backward, cuz he's Buu reincarnation, it's smart! Dragon Ball is zmart! Get it?!

Spoiler

I know you knew that

RELLIK

 

[Anth0ny]

But then we don't get Hogan going Super Hulkamaniac God Super Hulkamaniac at WM18

mania 18 is like dragon ball super

it's alright i guess and it has its moments but the real, god tier story that everyone loves and remembers is over

 

[Zach]

XCOM 2 is too dang hard.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Is this a ToonamiGAF invasion?

 

[BronsonLee]

XCOM 2 is too dang hard.

Just do what I do and CHEAT

savescummin it

 

[SallyIsNow]

Fuck the Buu Saga and fuck Super. DragonBall ends at Cell's death. Jabronie ass marks.

 

[Brian_FETO]

What's the Cell Saga equivalent in Wrasslin?

Like the actual best portion of the show before they double back and make everything mean nothing

Spoiler

Majin Vegeta was dope tho

EDIT: OwensIsNow :')

 

[Beefy]

I wonder if the Rumble will have any actual surprises this year? AJ was basically the only one in years.

 

[DMczaf]

XCOM 2 is too dang hard.

Is XCOM 2 a stiff worker ? Does it potato you?

Gotta give it a receipt brother

 

[Bronx-Man]

I wonder if the Rumble will have any actual surprises this year? AJ was basically the only one in years.

Joe.

 

[Sephzilla]

What's the Cell Saga equivalent in Wrasslin?

Like the actual best portion of the show before they double back and make everything mean nothing

Spoiler

Majin Vegeta was dope tho

EDIT: OwensIsNow :')

WrestleMania 9. Hogan showing up to suddenly be the one to defeat Yokozuna when everything had been revolving around Bret Hart was the equivalent of Gohan suddenly being the guy who defeats Cell.

I wonder if the Rumble will have any actual surprises this year? AJ was basically the only one in years.

I remember there being a rumor a while back saying they were trying to get either

Spoiler

Shawn Michaels

or

Spoiler

Stone Cold

to do Rumble spots because the Rumble is in Texas. The pops would be instane.

 

[Zach]

Just do what I do and CHEAT

savescummin it

This is crazy. I'm playing on Rookie like a babby for chrissake.

 

[Hasney]

Joe.

FINALLY

 

[BronsonLee]

This is crazy. I'm playing on Rookie like a babby for chrissake.

I mean there's a reason why the aliens won the war

 

[Kaladin]

$75 on WWE Shop

 

[Brian_FETO]

WrestleMania 9. Hogan showing up to suddenly be the one to defeat Yokozuna when everything had been revolving around Bret Hart was the equivalent of Gohan suddenly being the guy who defeats Cell.

Z is full of sprinklings of his hidden power and Cell Saga is the culmination, mark

 

[WouldYouKindly]

I wonder if the Rumble will have any actual surprises this year? AJ was basically the only one in years.

Was it really a suprise tho? We knew he was signed just didnt know when he was gonna show up

 

[Anth0ny]

$75 on WWE Shop

well god damn, looks like I got some new huntin apparel. time to shoot some damn BUCKS

 

[Beefy]

$75 on WWE Shop

I would wear that without the Austin 3:16 bit on.

 

[Sephzilla]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Gohan suddenly squaring up against Cell was a Roman Reigns level forced push. The entire story up to that point revolved around Goku and Vegeta, Gohan was a fucking background character for almost the entire arc.

 

[Hasney]

well god damn, looks like I got some new huntin apparel. time to shoot some damn BUCKS

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Gohan is the Roman of Dragonball and that's a shoot coming from someone who likes Gohan.

Edit: My man Sephzilla!

 

[Bluekaveli]

Fuck the Buu Saga and fuck Super. DragonBall ends at Cell's death. Jabronie ass marks.

I kind of agree. Maybe because the cell saga had magic when I was in the third grade. Idk but it was the perfect ending. The Buu saga dragged on and on and they pissed me off by making Gohan into nothing even though he was legit. GT was trash. I've yet to watch any of super but I enjoyed the ssg and resurrection movies.

 

[Beefy]

Was it really a suprise tho? We knew he was signed just didnt know when he was gonna show up

Well nothing is really a surpise due to leaks these days. I was more meaning some one appearing that isn't on the main roster and not just a jobber.

Joe.

Hopefully

I remember there being a rumor a while back saying they were trying to get either

Spoiler

Shawn Michaels

or

Spoiler

Stone Cold

to do Rumble spots because the Rumble is in Texas. The pops would be instane.

Now, either of them would be great.

 

[klonere]

The WWE Universe has been speaking loud and clear about one issue in particular recently: their love of Smackdown Live! Team Blue has been doing a stellar job of delivering 2 hours of action-packed and fresh feeling sports entertainment. Backed up by the most exciting live hour on the award winning WWE Network, 205 Live and the spontaneous, drama fuelled Talking Smack, SDLive! is on the rise.

The potent pairing of GM and leader of the Yes! Movement Daniel Bryan with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon's prodigal son Shane O'Mac has proven it's worth by winning the controversial ratings war thanks to the return of WWE Superstar John Cena last week. Even if The Face That Runs The Place, AJ Styles wasn't happy with Cena "big-leaguing" his way into a WWE Heavyweight Championship match at the Royal Rumble, live on the award winning WWE Network, he can't deny the incredible potential of a match between The Phenomenal One and Mr. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.

How will the Red Brand respond to this star studded match? Will Stephanie McMahon have to make peace with The Architect Seth Rollins to get him to face off against his old partner in the Shield, The Big Dog, Hit Hard Hit Often, One versus All, The Guy, Kaiser of the Roman Empire, He Who Can Tell No Lies, Sorry About Your Damn Booking, Roman Reigns, a match that would surely have the WWE Universe ablaze with social media buzz? Will the match feel as long as that sentence was?

WWE Raw airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Monday Nights.
WWE Smackdown LIVE! airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Tuesday Nights.

 

[Bluekaveli]

$75 on WWE Shop

This shit is hideous like all hunting attire. Sadly, someone will buy this for themselves.

 

[DMczaf]

The WWE Universe has been speaking loud and clear about one issue in particular recently: their love of Smackdown Live! Team Blue has been doing a stellar job of delivering 2 hours of action-packed and fresh feeling sports entertainment. Backed up by the most exciting live hour on the award winning WWE Network, 205 Live and the spontaneous, drama fuelled Talking Smack, SDLive! is on the rise.

The potent pairing of GM and leader of the Yes! Movement Daniel Bryan with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon's prodigal son Shane O'Mac has proven it's worth by winning the controversial ratings war thanks to the return of WWE Superstar John Cena last week. Even if The Face That Runs The Place, AJ Styles wasn't happy with Cena "big-leaguing" his way into a WWE Heavyweight Championship match at the Royal Rumble, live on the award winning WWE Network, he can't deny the incredible potential of a match between The Phenomenal One and Mr. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.

How will the Red Brand respond to this star studded match? Will Stephanie McMahon have to make peace with The Architect Seth Rollins to get him to face off against his old partner in the Shield, The Big Dog, Hit Hard Hit Often, One versus All, The Guy, Kaiser of the Roman Empire, He Who Can Tell No Lies, Sorry About Your Damn Booking, Roman Reigns, a match that would surely have the WWE Universe ablaze with social media buzz? Will the match feel as long as that sentence was?

WWE Raw airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Monday Nights.
WWE Smackdown LIVE! airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Tuesday Nights.

I hate my life

 

[Browny]

When I clicked on view gif I was hoping for this. Thank you Brother Hasney for not disappointing me.

 

[Kurita]

I've read like 2 volumes of Dragon Ball

 

[Hasney]

After ramming Jericho face-first into the steel links, Wyatt looked to have all the momentum in the world (in his hands). Veteran — plus some well-aimed kicks and chops that softened Wyatt up for the Lionsault savvy kept Jericho in the game — but The Wyatt Family lurking at ringside kept Y2J from escaping the cage. Jericho made lemonade with a sky-high crossbody that left his knee injured. The Eater of Worlds literally pounced on his injured opponent, ultimately writhing free of the cage after a brawl with Jericho at the door … that is, before locking himself back in and beating on Jericho a little while longer.

 

[DMczaf]

After ramming Jericho face-first into the steel links, Wyatt looked to have all the momentum in the world (in his hands). Veteran — plus some well-aimed kicks and chops that softened Wyatt up for the Lionsault savvy kept Jericho in the game — but The Wyatt Family lurking at ringside kept Y2J from escaping the cage. Jericho made lemonade with a sky-high crossbody that left his knee injured. The Eater of Worlds literally pounced on his injured opponent, ultimately writhing free of the cage after a brawl with Jericho at the door … that is, before locking himself back in and beating on Jericho a little while longer.

Why

Why

 

[Hasney]

Why

Why

Who needs Reddit when you have the ”Zig Man"? Dolph Ziggler decided to let one more movie star get in on the recent controversial photo hack by exposing — key word — some of The Miz's private snaps in advance of their Intercontinental Title tango at Night of Champions. The Showoff's impromptu exposé didn't sit well with The Most Must-See Superstar in WWE today. That's not even to mention Miz's stunt double ”Damien Mizdow," who was shown in a compromising position alongside The Awesome One in one of the photos, which were allegedly for ”medical purposes." As he tends to, though, Ziggler got the last laugh, fending off ”Mizdow" when he bum-rushed the Intercontinental Champion with a dropkick. Miz made himself scarce while the getting was good, however.

 

[Hasney]

Who does need Reddit when you have the "Zig Man"? Let's be honest.

 

[klonere]

Hasney are you making this up or pulling them from WWE.com because I put my own blood sweat and tears into my one

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

50% of my Ziggler hate probably comes from his shitty jokes and fourth wall breaks.

 

[Hasney]

I started this by C&Ping and I'm not stopping now. Especially when we'll never top the "Zig Man".

 

[klonere]

I started this by C&Ping and I'm not stopping now. Especially when we'll never top the "Zig Man".

You cheating hack

I need original #content

 

[DMczaf]

Who needs Reddit when you have the “Zig Man”? Dolph Ziggler decided to let one more movie star get in on the recent controversial photo hack by exposing — key word — some of The Miz’s private snaps in advance of their Intercontinental Title tango at Night of Champions. The Showoff’s impromptu exposé didn’t sit well with The Most Must-See Superstar in WWE today. That’s not even to mention Miz’s stunt double “Damien Mizdow,” who was shown in a compromising position alongside The Awesome One in one of the photos, which were allegedly for “medical purposes.” As he tends to, though, Ziggler got the last laugh, fending off “Mizdow” when he bum-rushed the Intercontinental Champion with a dropkick. Miz made himself scarce while the getting was good, however.

 

[FeenixRising]

The WWE Universe has been speaking loud and clear about one issue in particular recently: their love of Smackdown Live! Team Blue has been doing a stellar job of delivering 2 hours of action-packed and fresh feeling sports entertainment. Backed up by the most exciting live hour on the award winning WWE Network, 205 Live and the spontaneous, drama fuelled Talking Smack, SDLive! is on the rise.

The potent pairing of GM and leader of the Yes! Movement Daniel Bryan with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon's prodigal son Shane O'Mac has proven it's worth by winning the controversial ratings war thanks to the return of WWE Superstar John Cena last week. Even if The Face That Runs The Place, AJ Styles wasn't happy with Cena "big-leaguing" his way into a WWE Heavyweight Championship match at the Royal Rumble, live on the award winning WWE Network, he can't deny the incredible potential of a match between The Phenomenal One and Mr. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.

How will the Red Brand respond to this star studded match? Will Stephanie McMahon have to make peace with The Architect Seth Rollins to get him to face off against his old partner in the Shield, The Big Dog, Hit Hard Hit Often, One versus All, The Guy, Kaiser of the Roman Empire, He Who Can Tell No Lies, Sorry About Your Damn Booking, Roman Reigns, a match that would surely have the WWE Universe ablaze with social media buzz? Will the match feel as long as that sentence was?

WWE Raw airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Monday Nights.
WWE Smackdown LIVE! airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Tuesday Nights.

Those times make no sense.

 

[Anth0ny]

The potent pairing of GM and leader of the Yes! Movement Daniel Bryan with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon's prodigal son Shane O'Mac has proven it's worth by winning the controversial ratings war thanks to the return of WWE Superstar John Cena last week. Even if The Face That Runs The Place, AJ Styles wasn't happy with Cena "big-leaguing" his way into a WWE Heavyweight Championship match at the Royal Rumble, live on the award winning WWE Network, he can't deny the incredible potential of a match between The Phenomenal One and Mr. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.

 

[HazySaiyan]

The WWE Universe has been speaking loud and clear about one issue in particular recently: their love of Smackdown Live! Team Blue has been doing a stellar job of delivering 2 hours of action-packed and fresh feeling sports entertainment. Backed up by the most exciting live hour on the award winning WWE Network, 205 Live and the spontaneous, drama fuelled Talking Smack, SDLive! is on the rise.

The potent pairing of GM and leader of the Yes! Movement Daniel Bryan with WWE Chairman Vince McMahon's prodigal son Shane O'Mac has proven it's worth by winning the controversial ratings war thanks to the return of WWE Superstar John Cena last week. Even if The Face That Runs The Place, AJ Styles wasn't happy with Cena "big-leaguing" his way into a WWE Heavyweight Championship match at the Royal Rumble, live on the award winning WWE Network, he can't deny the incredible potential of a match between The Phenomenal One and Mr. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect.

How will the Red Brand respond to this star studded match? Will Stephanie McMahon have to make peace with The Architect Seth Rollins to get him to face off against his old partner in the Shield, The Big Dog, Hit Hard Hit Often, One versus All, The Guy, Kaiser of the Roman Empire, He Who Can Tell No Lies, Sorry About Your Damn Booking, Roman Reigns, a match that would surely have the WWE Universe ablaze with social media buzz? Will the match feel as long as that sentence was?

WWE Raw airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Monday Nights.
WWE Smackdown LIVE! airs on the USA Network 9pt/5et on Tuesday Nights.

This is basically a job application for WWE's website

 

[SallyIsNow]

Fuck WWE

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

AJ wishes he had such an iconic rumble entrance. /s

 

[HazySaiyan]

AJ wishes he had such an iconic rumble entrance. /s

But how could it possibly top this?!