BewareTheBatsie
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January Wrasslin' |OT| Big Month John
- Thread starter Biggest-Geek-Ever
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You'll get the return of someone like the Dudleys and be happy about it.
HazySaiyan
Banned
If TJ Perkins turned heel he should have a GamerGater gimmick. Just go around being an absolute asshole calling people cucks, and whenever he does something bad and somebody calls him out he retorts with 'actually it's about ethics in game journalism'.
Yeah, I know. I just think we should ask for better rather than wheeling out old men who will vanish again afterwards.
But lolWWE I guess.
The Royal Rumble is frequently hyped as WWE's All Star show. Keyword is star. Primo and Epico are not stars, despite the word being part of their tag team name.
Let's not go 3-2-1-BZZZ "Come to Puerto Rico..."
Lets go 3-2-1 BZZZ *motherfucking glass shatters*
I want to be entertained by the Royal Rumble. Seeing pre-show jobbers who suck enter the Royal Rumble isn't entertaining.
Let's not go 3-2-1-BZZZ "Come to Puerto Rico..."
Lets go 3-2-1 BZZZ *motherfucking glass shatters*
I want to be entertained by the Royal Rumble. Seeing pre-show jobbers who suck enter the Royal Rumble isn't entertaining.
Mase Gumble
Member
I hope they sign Kenny Omega and his rumble entrance pop is easily doubled by the one an out of shape 45 yr old Rob Van Dam gets tbh.
BewareTheBatsie
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They do say the best wrestling characters are the ones that reflect how the person actually is in real life.
WWE hypes Wrestlemania as their best PPV of the year. They say a lot of things.
Glass breaking will probably be Epico dressed as Austin anyway.
HazySaiyan
Banned
BewareTheBatsie
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mfw the countdowns for the rumble are entirely the number ten being chanted
There is no better way to kill momentum in a Rumble than loading it in the middle with jobbers. I'm looking at you 2016.
They should have had Santino win that Rumble that ADR won. Let ADR win his shot at the next PPV, but the pop Santino had when it looked like he was about to win was nuts and then it would have had that air of unpredictablity.
Your face because you have no soul? That's a damn shame.
Jobbers like Kevin Nash? Because he did the job in that match.
mfw the countdowns for the rumble are entirely the number ten being chanted
Your face because you have no soul? That's a damn shame.
Jobbers like Kevin Nash? Because he did the job in that match.
Bluekaveli
Member
These motherfuckers shitting on Primo and Epico.... Wtf? You must be the devil.
wild wild rice
Member
I don't want Kenny being buried at his peak, thanks. I'd boo the motherfucker if he shows up in WWE.
Old shits who are old but over > young talent who will never be over. I wouldn't want an old timer taking a Royal Rumble spot from someone like Zayn or Bray Wyatt, but they can sure as shit take spots from Titus O'Niel, Jack Swagger, or Curtis Axel.
See also: When Santino almost beat Daniel Bryan for the WHC at Elimination Chamber.
See also: When Santino almost beat Daniel Bryan for the WHC at Elimination Chamber.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Cena and Reigns will win the belts before the Rumble and fans will have hope that maybe it'll at least end well
He'll come out at 9 or 11 and it's going to be the first time in the match the fans realize they're fucked
mfw the countdowns for the rumble are entirely the number ten being chanted
He'll come out at 9 or 11 and it's going to be the first time in the match the fans realize they're fucked
BewareTheBatsie
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I still want my fantasy booking of Lesnar clearing the rumble ring of jobbers as he stands waiting for the next person and then Joe's theme hits to happen dammit.
And gets thrown straight out before his theme stops because Lesnar is a part timer.
Then they play his original music.
Goldberg and Lesnar are both in the ring, along with a few others. They look like they're about to start fighting each other, then they simultaneously turn around and take out everyone else in the match. After everyone is eliminated they have another staredown, then the countdown buzzer goes off and Samoa Joe's music hits.
BewareTheBatsie
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Having someone like Miz come out at number ten mocking the chant and then a pissed off Tye coming out at 11 would be kind of funny.
I lol'd.
But really though, Joe vs a Lesnar who gives a shit would be a good match.
No, sorry. Joes spot has been taken because Road Dogg wanted a payday. Enjoy!
Bluekaveli
Member
You've been on a roll today son.
Joe vs Lesnar is probably the one match that would pull a great match from Lesnar
If Road Dogg wanted a pay day at the expense of Bo Dallas, then I welcome it.
If Road Dogg wanted a pay day at the expense of Bo Dallas, then I welcome it.
BewareTheBatsie
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SallyIsNow
Banned
Fucking ded lol
Goldberg and Lesnar team up and throw Joe over the rope in an instant?
I'd rather Joe eliminate both of them, but I know that's fantasy land
Dumber things have happened in the Royal Rumble before. Macho Man tried to score a pinfall once
wild wild rice
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Is that Coors Light? Cancelling my NJPW sub. No Ace would drink that.
Actually if the Rumble had a moment were Lesnar, Joe, Goldberg, and Braun were all in the ring at the same time I think I'd mark out a bit because a fucking Kaiju battle would break out during the Royal Rumble.
Think about it this way, he's drinking water to stay hydrated.
Think about it this way, he's drinking water to stay hydrated.
BewareTheBatsie
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I am curious how they handle Brock and Goldberg getting eliminated.
It's gonna be some shitty spot where they both somehow eliminate each other, isn't it?
Also Triple H will finally grace us with his presence by running in and tossing Seth over the top rope and then the next night go on to bless us with a ratings saving forty minute promo.
It's gonna be some shitty spot where they both somehow eliminate each other, isn't it?
Also Triple H will finally grace us with his presence by running in and tossing Seth over the top rope and then the next night go on to bless us with a ratings saving forty minute promo.
It'll be the shining stars giving them a trip to Puerto Rico and because they're part time anyway, they go and have a lovely time.
wild wild rice
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Just the overall mental gymnastics of how they'll keep everyone 50/50 during the Rumble will be impressive to see.
because it was best for businesssssseeeeeehhhhhhh
SallyIsNow
Banned
I call the august 2021 OT
this would be a badass way to debut joe and cement him instantly as a main event player on the main roster
I expect that spot to go to stroman, corbin or undertaker, though. which isn't awful, but those guys are already over.
Into the Light
Banned
Sounds about right.
SallyIsNow
Banned
I hadn't noticed that. Fuuuuck lolGood guy Trent almost saved Goto
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The people winning the Rumble are Goldberg, Lesnar, Undertaker. Nobody on the regular roster is getting a title shot. Given Goldberg/Lesnar, its just Undertaker winning.
But notice at the end how he puts it right back down like nope
BewareTheBatsie
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Imagine if Goldberg and Brock teamed up to eliminate a bunch of people like Big Show and Kane did during the 2015 Royal Rumble. Just plucking them off the ground and lightly tossing them over the top rope.