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[SallyIsNow]

Billed as "CJ Lunde", actually wrestles as Thunderkitty on the indies.

Will one day be known as Mrs. Menome.

There's a chance since you're both jobbers.

 

[Hasney]

Jobber sex must be awful. Noone would go over.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

We are now enemies.

I dreamed a dream that Menome was my friend again.

 

[NastyBook]

Friends, I'm in love:

Yoooo, GlowGirls is back???

 

[Syder]

This Ellsworth thing is cringe and going nowhere.

 

[Sephzilla]

Jobber sex must be awful. Noone would go over.

they'd take some good bumps for you though

 

[Marvel]

they'd take some good bumps for you though

Sell the shit outta it

 

[Menome]

There's a chance since you're both jobbers.

Similar to your upcoming civil partnership with The Undertaker.

You know.

Because you're both Marks.

 

[Hasney]

they'd take some good bumps for you though

Sell the shit outta it

I'd be able to get all my shit in

 

[SallyIsNow]

This thread is turninf into something I can get behind.

Spoiler

 

[Bluekaveli]

He may be ina wheelchair, but gotta have that nostalgia!

To be honest, running someone down in a wheelchair is even more of a heel move than the metal elbow.

I'd just want to hear that diplomatic theme again. It was tough as hell.

If Lex Luger runs someone down in a wheelchair, I will agree that nostlagia pops can be good in the Rumble. Maybe bring back Droz too.

You've gone too far now

 

[Hasney]

This thread is turninf into something I can get behind.

Spoiler

You'd love to be behind a jobber

 

[SallyIsNow]

Similar to your upcoming civil partnership with The Undertaker.

You know.

Because you're both Marks.

 

[Zach]

Wait. Lunde? Like Arn Anderson?!

:O

 

[Sephzilla]

Sell the shit outta it

I'd be able to get all my shit in

be careful about getting rolled up though

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Vince is lurking on this thread and he's gonna work some of these lines into a Carmella and Ellsworth segment.

 

[Sephzilla]

Vince is lurking on this thread and he's gonna work some of these lines into a Carmella and Vince segment.

FTFY

 

[wild wild rice]

Carmella is exposing Ellsworth.

 

[SallyIsNow]

This teacher is the most boring teacher in the history of boring teachers.

You'd love to be behind a jobber

What are you implying? I sure hope it's not filthy.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

FTFY

I agree.

 

[Hasney]

Carmella is exposing Ellsworth.

Filth.

 

[wild wild rice]

Filth.

Seriously. Which one looks more natural during their segments?

 

[Zach]

The ladyfriend is going to love this. I hope she's a good wrassler.

 

[SallyIsNow]

That's a very Zach design

 

[Hasney]

Seriously. Which one looks more natural during their segments?

The cameraman

 

[Sweeney Tom]

TNA spoiler, the "giving Sandow a Liberace gimmick" went as tastefully as you'd expect Anthem and TNA to do it

Spoiler

Aron Rex def. Robbie E. New parts of Rex's gimmick: Spud's entrance music is jazz, Rex has makeup and glitter trunks, Rex tapes his oversized rings and turns them to act as brass knuckles, and Spud dries down Rex after the exhausting match

New management. Same as the old.

 

[Marvel]

I'd be able to get all my shit in

Lmao

 

[Man God]

TNA spoiler, the "giving Sandow a Liberace gimmick" went as tastefully as you'd expect Anthem and TNA to do it

Spoiler

Aron Rex def. Robbie E. New parts of Rex's gimmick: Spud's entrance music is jazz, Rex has makeup and glitter trunks, Rex tapes his oversized rings and turns them to act as brass knuckles, and Spud dries down Rex after the exhausting match

New management. Same as the old.

Actually worse than Billy Corgin era.

 

[Hex]

Finn Balor can fuck off.

You hold that shit right there.....

 

[Oersted]

yes

I don't see Goldberg winning it as I don't see how that will play into a Goldberg / Brock match at Wrestlemania. I think Brock, Goldberg, Taker and maybe Strowman will be the last 4 and that Brock will cost Goldberg his shot, hence they rematch at Mania. At least that's probably how the 'play it safe' booking of WWE will work.

There's also incentive for Taker to assist Goldberg in dumping Lesnar out of the rumble given that he broke the streak.

Given that rumor has it that it's Rollins/HHH at Mania and that I expect a K.O vs Jericho match, I'd suspect a Reigns vs Taker match at Mania. But that would involve Reigns turning heel most likely, which WWE is too stupid to do.

I think there lies the problem with the Royal Rumble. It is a very predictable match which only leads to Wrasslemania. Probably the most predictable PPV match.

Shit like Roman taking a nap, Spotlight Hogger Hunter Haitch as "surprise" entrance, Wyatts attacking Brock etc etc

2015 wasn't particular better with Roman eliminating, you guessed it, Rusev.

And we all fondly remember 2014.

 

[Zach]

That's a very Zach design

 

[Menome]

TNA spoiler, the "giving Sandow a Liberace gimmick" went as tastefully as you'd expect Anthem and TNA to do it

Spoiler

Aron Rex def. Robbie E. New parts of Rex's gimmick: Spud's entrance music is jazz, Rex has makeup and glitter trunks, Rex tapes his oversized rings and turns them to act as brass knuckles, and Spud dries down Rex after the exhausting match

New management. Same as the old.

I would like to take this moment to state that I am a Damien Sandow fan. This man has a totally different name and is not Damien Sandow.

 

[Bluekaveli]

https://mobile.twitter.com/vincemcmahon/status/819290460053241856

I didn't expect to see this

 

[Kaladin]

I would like to take this moment to state that I am a Damien Sandow fan. This man has a totally different name and is not Damien Sandow.

 

[Hasney]

https://mobile.twitter.com/vincemcmahon/status/819290460053241856

I didn't expect to see this

Trying to butter people up before he brings Hogan back.

 

[Oersted]

https://mobile.twitter.com/vincemcmahon/status/819290460053241856

I didn't expect to see this

Someone go post that Rollins Gif

 

[Zach]

Hogan wrote "Hulkster in Heaven" about MLK.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Someone go post that Rollins Gif

hahaha yes!

every black man deserves an equal chance to job to Roman.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Updated HoF class, courtesy of the Observer:

Spoiler

DDP
Rick Rude
William Regal
Christian
Natural Disasters
IRS

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

This Ellsworth thing is cringe and going nowhere.

You just know Vince is responsible for this or one of his yes men who knows what he likes.

Is that a racoon? I'm afraid it'll have to be put down, you know rabies.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Roflmao at the topic of this page.

 

[slightconfuse]

Chritiaaaaan

Christiaaan

At last your a hall of famer



https://youtu.be/bE0UB1eEGB4

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

 

[HazySaiyan]

Will Vince make Christian wear a blue dot at the inauguration

 

[SallyIsNow]

Overwrote my 9 year old RE4 save. Fucking rolled myself up, dudes.

 

[Tall4Life]

Someone go post that Rollins Gif

 

[Sephzilla]

Updated HoF class, courtesy of the Observer:

Spoiler

DDP
Rick Rude
William Regal
Christian
Natural Disasters
IRS

I'm super happy with this HoF class

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Someone go post that Rollins Gif

First thing that came to mind seeing that Tweet, replied with it and the other one.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Updated HoF class, courtesy of the Observer:

Spoiler

DDP
Rick Rude
William Regal
Christian
Natural Disasters
IRS

Sounds like a legit class. Definitely think I'll grab tickets to the HoF.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Overwrote my 9 year old RE4 save. Fucking rolled myself up, dudes.

So you were...9 years old?

First thing that came to mind seeing that Tweet, replied with it and the other one.

Can't stop laughing. Ahhh my sides hurt.