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[miserable]

rumor is Teddy Long is gonna be inducted in the HOF this year

 

[Anth0ny]

fuck hhh
fuck the mcmahons
fuck nintendo
fuck trump
naito rules

this post can be the february ot

along with a gif of nash laughing and kobashi chopping a mother fucker

 

[Pikma]

Apparently Sami Zayn got a lot of heat backstage for his tweets during the UK Tournament.

Good

fuck hhh
fuck the mcmahons
fuck nintendo
fuck trump
naito rules

How carny do you have to be to put a video game company on a list that's otherwise focused on garbage human beings/racist pieces of shit

 

[Nekofrog]

But seriously, Nintendo went from my video game company of default, I grew up on them, but their complete inability to put out anything I've asked for as a 32 year old man baby is ridiculous.

Give me a new paper mario that plays exactly like the thousand year door

Give me a fire emblem game like the GameCube

Give me a metroid game that doesn't suck

Give me online enabled wii golf with actual matchmaking and ranking

Give me a worthy follow up to the mario galaxy games

Never ever release a BWAH BWAH mario game again

Ditch the BWAH aesthetic

Give me female link

Give me a star fox that doesn't require breaking your wrists to play

Give me an online ecosystem from the modern era

Gimme gimme gimme

Is that stuff really asking too much Nintendo? You used to be cool

 

[Skyward Sheep]

But seriously, Nintendo went from my video game company of default, I grew up on them, but their complete inability to put out anything I've asked for as a 32 year old man baby is ridiculous.

Give me a new paper mario that plays exactly like the thousand year door

Give me a fire emblem game like the GameCube

Give me a metroid game that doesn't suck

Give me online enabled wii golf with actual matchmaking and ranking

Give me a worthy follow up to the mario galaxy games

Never ever release a BWAH BWAH mario game again

Ditch the BWAH aesthetic

Give me female link

Give me a star fox that doesn't require breaking your wrists to play

Give me an online ecosystem from the modern era

Gimme gimme gimme

Is that stuff really asking too much Nintendo? You used to be cool

It's pretty ridiculous how out of touch they are with their fanbase, truly the WWE of gaming. Someone replace Roman Reigns' head with a Switch or something.

Apparently Sami Zayn got a lot of heat backstage for his tweets during the UK Tournament.

Good

What did he say?

 

[Hasney]

Apparently Sami Zayn got a lot of heat backstage for his tweets during the UK Tournament.

Good

I read it was a different reason.

Dave Meltzer reported on Wrestling Observer Radio that Sami Zayn has "a lot of heat on him right now". Many speculate the segment with Sami/Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins this past week on RAW where an overzealous Zayn obnoxiously tried to lay out the entire match with Rollins and Reigns minus their input was actually a rib on Zayn, who is known for doing that exact thing backstage. Kevin Owens stated in interviews prior to joining the WWE that Zayn (then known as El Generico) had rubbed Brian Kendrick, CM Punk, Austin Aries and Roderick Strong the wrong way because of his ego behind the scenes and "know it all" attitude.


Some speculate the reason Zayn has lost so badly to Braun Strowman despite getting over with the crowd is two-fold: To make Braun look strong, as Vince has mandated that WWE must make Braun look strong, and because Vince has had it up to here with Zayn's attitude behind the scenes and can't wait to make the crowd less hot on him. Sami Zayn is definitely in the doghouse with heat right now.

 

[wild wild rice]

Sony=WWE. Current and undisputed king, appeals to a broader audience by focusing on bombastic spectacle while generally ignoring the strengths of the medium.

Nintendo=NJPW. Sparse, but generally high quality releases, no cinematic ambitions, relies on strength of the medium. Poor communication with English speaking customers.

Microsoft= NXT, a shadow of its former self, strictly for people in Fla. who like to hear themselves chant.



fuck trump
fuck hhh
fuck kideos

 

[Anth0ny]

Nintendo = WWE, they do whatever the fuck they want because fuck you

 

[Hasney]

Nintendo = WWE, they do whatever the fuck they want because fuck you

I thought that was Sony, making me pay full price for my damn PS2 ISOs again. At least I got an upgrade fee on Wii U...

 

[SallyIsNow]

Nintendo the NJPW?!?

 

[Skyward Sheep]

Is TNA Atari or Sega?

 

[Hasney]

Is TNA Atari or Sega?

Ouya

 

[Man God]

Nintendo the NJPW?!?

Nintendo is way more successful than those hacks.

 

[Skyward Sheep]

Ouya

Ouch.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Nintendo is way more successful than those hacks.

 

[Hasney]

Ouch.

Hey, they were popular for a hot second during their Kickstarter. Just like the year TNA had one time.

 

[Uno Venova]

Nintendo the NJPW?!?

True, Mario has more mindshare than anything in NJPW.

 

[newdayrocks]

fuck hhh
fuck the mcmahons
fuck nintendo
fuck trump
naito rules

No lies detected.

Having not gotten that sweet WWE Network email deal, I think I may just stay unsubbed, continue my NJPWorld sub, and add Progress, as well.

Because fuck WWE.

 

[Hasney]

More people probably own a 3DS than watch NJPW.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I read it was a different reason.

"You want Sami?"
"Yeah!"
"Fuck you, you get Roman!"

 

[Anth0ny]

WWE and Nintendo: were both awesome in the 80s and 90s, we all have fond memories of those golden eras, then fucking lost touch with the world and continuously make baffling, insane decisions. but they still make lots of money cause fuck it

 

[Sephzilla]

More people probably watch NJPW than own a Wii-U, though.

 

[funkystudent]

Nintendo is professional wrestling as a whole.

You liked it when you where a kid but most people grew out of it and it got really bad a few years ago but every now and again something cool pops out of it.

 

[BronsonLee]

More people probably watch NJPW than own a Wii-U, though.

100% accurate

 

[Skyward Sheep]

More people probably watch NJPW than own a Wii-U, though.

At least it's not the Vita.

 

[Zach]

Nintendo is professional wrestling as a whole.

You liked it when you where a kid but most people grew out of it and it got really bad a few years ago but every now and again something cool pops out of it.

How you so wise, funkystudent?

 

[Hasney]

More people probably watch NJPW than own a Wii-U, though.

100% accurate

12 million? I'd doubt it.

Actually love it to be true though.

 

[SallyIsNow]

More people hate Zach than own a Wii U

 

[BronsonLee]

At least it's not the Vita.

Take that back

12 million? I'd doubt it.

Actually love it to be true though.

I mean if we cheat and add pirates it probably is 12

 

[Skyward Sheep]

The real question is who's the HHH of Nintendo?

Take that back

 

[Hasney]

More people hate Zach than own a Wii U

Yeah, but tharts more than the PS4 too.

The real question is who's the HHH of Nintendo?

Mario. Inserts himself in every game.

 

[wild wild rice]

The real question is who's the HHH of Nintendo?

Waluigi

 

[shaowebb]

The real question is who's the HHH of Nintendo?

Whoever is over hardware? They book old talent and make gimmicky decisions.

 

[slightconfuse]

How you so wise, funkystudent?

 

[Zach]

Waluigi is awesome, you trashwhores.

 

[Sephzilla]

At least it's not the Vita.

Vita is the TNA of video games. There's nothing that can save it

Waluigi

I will not tolerate Waluigi being dragged through the mud like this

 

[Hasney]

Waluigi is awesome, you trashwhores.

See, this is why I'm not part of the 90 million that hate you.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

That Sami stuff sounds more like speculation to me. They wouldn't have given him the big spot of facing Brock and not running away if they were trying to bury him or make him look annoying or weak.

 

[slightconfuse]

Waluigi is awesome, you trashwhores.

found Dan Ryckerts alt account

 

[Skyward Sheep]

Waluigi is awesome, you trashwhores.

Waluigi is the Daniel Bryan of Nintendo. Plucky underdog with a single sylable catchphrase who got completely over whilst the company was trying to push someone else. And yes, he's awesome.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Jeezus! Who's in charge of SFV's netcode, nintendo?!?!

 

[Bronx-Man]

Nintendo is professional wrestling as a whole.

You liked it when you where a kid but most people grew out of it and it got really bad a few years ago but every now and again something cool pops out of it.

.....damn.

 

[Skyward Sheep]

Jeezus! Who's in charge of SFV's netcode, nintendo?!?!

Netherrealm.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

rumor is Teddy Long is gonna be inducted in the HOF this year

Hell yeah.

 

[Sephzilla]

Waluigi is the Daniel Bryan of Nintendo. Plucky underdog with a single sylable catchphrase who got completely over whilst the company was trying to push someone else. And yes, he's awesome.

You, I like you

 

[wild wild rice]

See I wasn't considering all aspects of Waliugi, just the schnoz. You guys are pretty deep for fake sports fans.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

3 years ago on this day, Batista returned to #WWE Sadly, went down as a complete waste Hope @DaveBautista returns some day for one more run

Complete waste? I put your hero @WWEDanielBryan over at Mania and fought to keep Evokution together to put over The Shield. You're welcome!

https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/822530734225297408

While it obviously was originally a disaster with the rumble win, Batista's run after the first two months became pretty good. The Shield vs Evolution matches were fantastic.

 

[Sephzilla]

Batista picked the wrong year to come back, honestly. Imagine how over he would have been if he came back one year later.

 

[Uno Venova]

The Evolution reunion getting zero reaction is still fucking hilarious. That should have been a top 10 crowd moment.

 

[El Pescado]

So what did Sami tweet during the U.K. Tournament though?