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[HashtagLapsed]

I don't understand why the shark cage is supposed to be interesting.

I can't understand what's exciting about this.

I think I've said this before, but I can't remember a shark cage match where the person in the cage doesn't throw in some sort of object/weapon.

 

[Dark Ninja]

God that RAW belt looks like a fruit roll up

 

[Heroman]

Having we seen this stit already?

 

[Sanjuro]

oh.

well it still stinks.

 

[Officerrob]

Yes, have Reigns win the U.S. belt and lose on Sunday

 

[RyougaSaotome]

So what arrangement of a KO/Jericho/Owens main event are we gonna get tonight?

Edit: oh, well there it is I guess.

 

[slabrock]

time for Roman to elevate the US belt again

 

[Bluekaveli]

This.... AGAIN!?

 

[TheSchwab_7]

Has every RAW this month started off with Roman, Jericho, and KO?

 

[Beefy]

Roman is probably the worst on the mic. US belt rematch? Hope Roman doesn't win.

 

[BananasWithGuns]

It was all a ruse. Roman set to be double champion after Sunday. RIP Raw.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Vince's puppet!

 

[PROh1bited]

There it is, THE GUY.

Vince's Guy.

 

[Officerrob]

Stop giving him a mic

 

[sf2fanatic]

Has every RAW this month started off with Roman, Jericho, and KO?

You want Steph instead?

 

[Sanjuro]

Will Cleveland Cavaliers legend Shaq be here tonight?

 

[Dark Ninja]

The RAW team is all out of ideas.

 

[gun_haver]

it's been a while since we've heard from The Guy.

 

[Intheflorsh]

I guess I'll watch this garbage while I wait for RE7 to unlock.

 

[vatstep]

Once The Guy, always The Guy

 

[slabrock]

THE GUY...

 

[SDBurton]

Roman is probably the worst on the mic. US belt rematch? Hope Roman doesn't win.

Same

 

[Bronx-Man]

Zach, you are fantastic.

 

[TimeEffect]

I dont care about this nxt ppv at all

Nxt has really loat all its best talent. Oh well, Smackdown seems to fill the void pretty well

 

[ReiGun]

How does Raw literally have two people for every one on Smackdown and still manage to have roughly the same amount of variety in matches? No one wants to see Jericho vs Roman again.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

I have an idea.

Vince should give Reigns his own bus. And cover it with American flags and shit. That will likely help.

 

[Sanjuro]

He is the right gay guy at the wrong place at the right time.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Oh this boring tag team

 

[slabrock]

I have an idea.

Vince should give Reigns his own bus. And cover it with American flags and shit. That will likely help.

then have him win over Kevin Owens at the Royal Rumble by countout

 

[gun_haver]

my thoughts on tonight's opening segment: i guess stone cold managed his money pretty well cos he hasn't really had to milk WWE appearances or come back for a last wrestlemania match, and yet he's also done not that much since retiring beyond a few reality tv shows and what i assume is an overpriced beer

 

[Angry Grimace]

Turns on TV

sees Cesaro/Sheamus

lol

 

[Ultratech]

This gave me a chuckle:

 

[Nekofrog]

I have an idea.

Vince should give Reigns his own bus. And cover it with American flags and shit. That will likely help.

Since he is The Big Dog, they should let him drive around in the wiener mobile. Extra large.

 

[BananasWithGuns]

So prestigious those Raw tag titles, relegated to the pre-show.

 

[ramoisdead]

Goddammit, stop with these back and forth Cesaro/Sheamus vs The Club matchups. Jeez man get some different opponents and save the former for the PPV.

 

[Sanjuro]

I still don't get Anderson and Gallows. Might be one of the worst properties in years.

 

[SallyIsNow]

5*

 

[Bluekaveli]

Tag titles, pre show lol

 

[Bronx-Man]

Despite how many people claim to like wrestling and hate WWE in particular, there's a pretty scant amount of actual discussion about the alternatives to that particular promotion.

Dude, I'd fucking love it if the OT discussions revolved more around New Japan, PWG, Progress, Evolve, etc. But that's just not what draws the ratings, brother.

 

[RyougaSaotome]

Seriously? The tag titles are on the pre-show???

 

[Zach]

Zach, you are fantastic.

 

[Sanjuro]

Dude, I'd fucking love it if the OT discussions revolved more around New Japan, PWG, Progress, Evolve, etc. But that's just not what draws the ratings, brother.

This would be like going into Popeyes's Chicken and having a conversation about how good the salads are with someone.

 

[Beefy]

Hope Reigns gets found snorting coke or something. Only way we will get a break from him.

 

[Wagram]

If I had a nickel for every time they talked up The Club in Japan and then said now they're in WWE and it's a "different ballgame."

 

[Bronx-Man]

This would be like going into Popeyes's Chicken and having a conversation about how good the salads are with someone.

More like having an OT about restaurants where people talk about stuff other than McDonalds.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Jericho "Notredamus" lol

 

[slabrock]

Seriously? The tag titles are on the pre-show???

gotta have something to fill up that two hour kickoff show that starts at 5pm eastern

 

[Officerrob]

Hope Reigns gets found snorting coke or something. Only way we will get a break from him.

Not a chance, they would suspend him and promote him main eventing the next PPV before he leaves

 

[Nekofrog]

If I had a nickel for every time they talked up The Club in Japan and then said now they're in WWE and it's a "different ballgame."

Yo you think Okada would stand a chance against REAL competition like roman reigns? Romain reigns knows 19 forms of mat based wrestling, the wwe is where the REAL athletes are*, not that amateur hour Japanese shit**

*actual leaked conversation internally at wwe

**dramatization, may not have happened

 

[Syder]

Raw feels like a parody now. Like, it's not even worth mocking because it's so bad.